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No elo właśnie wstałam

lu jgan cibai

Im going to Japan this May. Gonna work on my passport this Monday.

What do I expect

work on your passport?

You don't need to appear at the embassy, I think you can have a proxy do the paperwork for you. I've been to Japan thrice (or five times if you include stopovers) and I never set foot on the embassy even once.

Well, not anyone is as rich and handsome and charming as you.

Will I get a bf tonight?

renew
its going to expire this march

k

This is boku girl

Mami Kawada Lover, can I ask you a personal question?

Asshole I am not thinning

Anata wa turappu daisuki ga?

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don't you just fill in a couple of pieces of info online and have it come to your door?

hahaha

Topkek at UTOT SABAY TAE dropouts

hmm what course should i enroll in feu?

Have you measured your hairline?
To see the differences, use your nose tip and the hairline as your guide. Take measurements twice a month and compare results on the third month. No differences or increased in length? Or are you balding like a kappa?

Upfags has been doing this since forever since they don't have uniforms

With FEU girls seem to do it more
Only UST will be the only one left not doing this

Uniform for University

POTTERY

I did it for months my forehead height is around three and a half fingers consistently so far

Do the Mexican airlines. They shower you with booze.

It saves money

Use ruler/measuring tape please. Fingers aren't accurate as it can still grow. Or maybe your pen/hair comb

>several hospitals are caught tricking parents to donating their recently deceased children's organs
>doctors would trick parents into signing an agreement to "retain" small tissues
>this actually meant full organs
>children would often be stripped of their organs and not even be used for anything just for future use
>the media find out about it
>huge public outcry
>lawyers out on force on a retributive cuc.king of doctors
>*lawyers legislate intensively*
>Human Tissue Act 2004 is the result
>made it a criminal offence to decieve people regarding such matters
>utilitarians and doctors austistically screaming "muh greeter gud, muh educational purposes"
>trust of doctors plummet, irriversable
Hearty laughs were laughed that night in the Inns of Court

Is 20k pesos good enough to buy how many anime goods / figurines?

noice, m8

do donating organs need contracts or agreement of some sort?

adds more notary shekels am i rite?

Jap visas are easy modo now thanks to Nip cocksucking

When you get there Japs look like you as if you were a monkey who escaped from a zoo

Get rejected in traditional Jap restaurants, salesmen and saleslady avoid you, get rejected by health spas, get rejected in onsens, can't enter temples and shiieet without a Jap person accompanying you

Basically you're stuck in your hotel, convenience store and general tourist area

>pesos
just throw it into the trash

is suk dick+peso enough?

>Get rejected in traditional Jap restaurants, salesmen and saleslady avoid you, get rejected by health spas, get rejected in onsens, can't enter temples and shiieet without a Jap person accompanying you

this doesn't actually happen to normal people, you must have sperged out.

>20k pesos
You can buy all the Nendoroids you want but good luck transporting them to our airport.

Hentai stuff is based on your Luck stat, the lower your Luck the higher the chances of you getting caught in the airport and planted with sachets of meth.

I know a guy who bought an expensive silicone doll and got it past customs plus Air21. Guy is a fucking legend.

plan a trip to indo this march, any indo user here who wants to hang out with me or offer good infos for me?

Tfw no laglag bala now, only laglag tawas

meant to quote

lol ur gonna get raped and killed

Where can I acquire wet and thicc qt's like this?

>arrive in airport
>putangina mo dutiti
>get caught by cops
>ask why
>there's 2 kilos of shabu in my luggage
>get taken to a dark area and get shot
>they later say you resisted arrest and punched a cop
>there are also six sachets of shabu found in your pocket

wut
elaborate

Bring a Debit Card also as a contigency. Tell your bank that you are going to Japan and you want to withdraw money from there. By telling them, the bank can authorize your card to withdraw from Japan.

I bought worth 8000 pesos of anime figurines from Thailand. I look like a guy who hauled a lot of stuffs and Custom just ignored me. I guess I was just lucky.

In Cebu pre

Just fugged one a few hours ago

one should also have meme nose

Any nude ones?

What are the rules of customs anyway.

They wont demand more shekels when I go home right?

>buying bootleg

Plenty of pale memenose chinitas here. Most are skinny tho. Thicc ones like Alice are a bit harder to find

They can open your luggage when they choose to do so. If they find something that is out of the ordinary they can also charge you with """taxes""" and """handling fees""". They seem to have an obsession with perfumes, wines/alcohol, jewelry, designer bags/shoes and electronics.

They usually target returning tourists with yuge luggages, sometimes even overseas workers.

There still is they just don't make a big deal about it anymore
I remember the week before Christmas week there was report

Luxury items tax

They don't want you selling them here

Yeah because people will sell that one laptop, a couple of bottles of wine or that one designer bag they've saved up.

I am 21. How dare you! My forehead looks the same. I even compare with photos of me years ago

They started doing this since 2014 but I don't think we are visa free yet

and not just us but other countries in SEA they claim in preparation for the Tokyo olympics

Post hairline now and years ago.

They still might and the gov wants its fair share of tax for it

>Be /asean/
>Fullfilled with Philippines

>check fb for some memes
>come across some duterte military group
>pro-china and pro-russia posts

silly guy,it's "full of filipinos"

You will mock me

PUTANG! PUTANG INA! BOBO!

If you call this receding you are blind

you look like a fag
dont ever erp with me ever again

my penis feels funny

You wanted to see it T_T

Why?

kamu jones

I havent opened my kikebook since oct, gonna open it next week.

My friends are mostly from Utot Sabay Tae and Taeneo.

What do i expect.

Nope, can't find any in the shop. Just slutty ones. Expensive as hell. 5000 pesos and up.

From what I remember... When you're heading home, flight attendant will hand you a piece of paper. Two of them, a health check form and a custom form.

Health check form is just about asking you if you are sick or not and blah blah blah.

Custom form is where you write """"honestly"""" what items you purchased from your travel and planning to bring it back to the Philippines. That excludes food I think.

You're going to get taxed if the total items worth exceed 5000 pesos. If you want to evade custom, just don't make eye contact towards them. Just hand the custom form over to them and move like you are in a hurry and catch up a taxi. Again, I guess I was just lucky.

You got that right. I got duped by the 50% off discount offer. I got Kirino and an autism Kuroneko figurine.

That's a receeding.
>a M shape hairline
>not receeding

Now post the center of your hair swirl.

I remember part of dututs tax reform is to increase excise tax on alcohol products, luxury vehicles, non-essential goods

But all I hear so far are for Cars even lubricating oils and waxes

That's not me, cow purinzessu

It isn't you little fag.

>tfw I'm a UP student and most of my cousins are UST students
What do I do? I feel out of place.

What they should tax are soft drinks. Soft drinks are way too cheap here. I get pissed when I go to a fast food chain and it costs more to have a meal with iced tea or juice, and in some cases a meal without soft drinks is the same price as a meal with soft drinks.

You mocked my hairline. How dare you. Post yours now

>Tax cosmetics
>Tax gadgets

What's next tax oxygen?

Bakahime.

You little Indon slut

Lads lets post height + weight and stroke our e-peens

I'll start

5"11
70kg

5'11

60kg

Haram to show hair to non-relative. :^)

Says the cow slut.

>tax reform is to increase excise tax on alcohol products
Wut? DumbNoy already increased in his admin. Now Duts are going increase it further? Wow, fuck me.

post the figurine pics, all of them
im genuinely interested to see what kind of loot you got with 8k pesos

Last round round of tax hikes back in 2005 was suppose to include that but

But Companies lobbied since its in almost 98% of our products
Even our local sugar farms will be affected
They might push it now tho

5'10
69kg

bongga ka 'day

Show it. Or are you thinning. Maybe that would teach you not to mock others

You little fag, I am gonna tear you a new asshole

Is this going to be like Sup Forums where anyone below 185cm is going to be called a manlet

5'5
45 kg

5'5
48 kg

5'10
77kg

Always eating Pizza, Burgers, Porkchops, Fried chickens rotation.

Yeah im gonna get fucked by not eating fish and veggies.

I don't mind alcohol and ciggarets tho and sugary drinks tax them to the max

>the tax identification number could be presented to a cashier for monitoring of the number of gadgets purchased.

I never knew they can use our tin id like this.

What's next monitor how many times we go to SOGO?

Memek

5'6"
55 kg

They should tax Facebook posts

We can finally pay our debts kek

5"6
60 kg

Try me.

PUTANG INA ANO BA TO

FIRST THE 3DPD

NEXT THE SAD PANDAS