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thailad edition

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thread theme lads

jeffrey

ACTUALLY me

3 months on HRT, please rate

wanna die iah

plymouth is actually an alright place

post slegs

youtube.com/watch?v=-fny99f8amM

Base tan is lookin' nice. I'm hopin' to get there myself this season.

>tfw you have a shave and feel like a baby

Is it normal to call women "mate" in this country?

Feel sick to my stomach just thinking about starting my new job on Monday tbqh lads. I don't even know what exactly I'll be doing yet or even the dress code or even where in the building I'll be working.

Nervous.

you racist or something?

Arnar Sigurdsson · Reykjavik, Iceland
People who hold racist beliefs are a substantial threat to europe
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Arnar Sigurdsson · Reykjavik, Iceland
People in Iceland should avoid extremists such as Icelandic national front that caters to foreigners hostility and discrimination by religion

not surprised by him being from reykjavík

>tfw you can't grow facial hair so you always feel like a baby

rate

ye cheers m8

that's a bit shit, they should have emailed you that at least

>5Fzusm8
WEW

me

Gang gang gang

Not around here, love is fine though.

>Flying American Airlines
could NOT be arsed

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how big chebs can you get just from hrt?

women should not have jobs

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how the FUCK did Dick & Dom deal with those fucking kids

literally where did they find these wronguns

I know the show was all about mischief but these kids without their parents were just the littlest cunts

like at 0:55 where that girl is wiping shit on Dom's arm, if that was me I would have chinned her

there's another clip where they do a crystal maze parody and the kid keeps fucking with the host, you can tell he's visibly annoyed

>American Airlines

F

also me

just looks like a skinny bloke
i could do that

does Sean Paul charge by the hour to appear in random songs and shout indecipherable nonsense during the chorus?

34b rn. Can get up to F's (one girl i know). Depends on genes.

ping koreaboo

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The whole thing's been very informal. They weren't even advertising, I just phoned up and asked if they had any jobs. I ended up being some sort of "co-ordinator" for all the IT-related shit in the building, but to my knowledge, there isn't really a room in the building from which I could work on all that shit. Just hoping I don't make a wanker of myself on Monday, even though I almost certainly will.

need a transgender gf

NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
Please just go work NEET!


NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!


Well you know everyone hates a Monday
But I wouldn't know anything about that anyway
I never ever go to school and I don't have a job
I'm the NEET that knows of trends before everyone

Meeting someone face-to-face terrifies me
And I ask that you never ever ever call me
But words on a screen don't seem to faze me
Antisocial or impaired? Oh don't lie to me
I sleep in the morning wake up noon and use the Internet
Playing online games reading tumblr and living my day
Late night anime and videos I love those oh so much
Wait is that the sun
That was fun, everyone goodnight

Please just go work NEET stop screwing around!
There's not enough time for me to go outside anymore!
Please just go work NEET stop screwing around!

I'll risk losing it all just to protect my sacred realm!
Please just go work NEET stop screwing around!
That girl you fantasize over won't come out of the screen ever!
Please just go work NEET stop screwing around!
Show everyone the potential you have starting tomorrow!

NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!
NEET! NEET! Please just go work NEET!

Our society says you must follow a self set plan
But once you fall off track you're hated and partially damned
It's almost impossible to fix it if you fall off
No matter what you do to them it won't replace the loss

I know what I should do I know where this is headed to
But I don't think I can and so the days continue on
It'll be alright it'll be okay that's what everybody says
You guys lie I'm gonna die I can't do it my life is over!

got my first porn gig on sunday lads

so is it any different to being an 11yo girl?
when will you know if they won't grow anymore?

Probably literally yes

Sean Paul is the only case I've ever witnessed of manlet mockery irl

how did i fuck up so bad lads?

My ancestors had to live through the plague and here i am in arguably the comfiest country on earth still failing at life

just watched the first episode of pic related, seems promising as long as the plot develops and it isnt just tom hardy growling at people

dress business casual desu
you can go in casual day after if everyone else is

It is second puberty, and it takes like 6 yrs typically of medication. Im up to 2 yrs now.

minus the breast sure

>taboobbc.jpg
yeah i think i saw this one online last night too haha

Post pics. Can't be worse than mine

they only lived through the plague because they were quarantined in Belmarsh mate

lad who went to queensland uni?

I tripped on the stairs walking with my new boss as he was giving me the office tour on the first day of my new job

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on again tonight isn't it?

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what is it

wahey

racists on suicide watch

when?

Look at their website, Facebook, Twitter, whatever, a lot of the time they have photos of employees. See what they're wearing and go with that.

Have any new episodes been released? They didn't put one out for at least a month last time I checked.

I thought my brother could grow a great neckbeard but this is better.

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if olly murs became a doctor he'd be olly cures

dont get it

Seen this is my gfs browsing history

How was your Saturday night?xx

Jeffrey get your dick out

have no clue what message this is trying to convey

no that's me

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This really _____ my _____

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what does 2017 hold in store for the alt right

Feel genuinely bad for all the broke students that gave ol' Bernie their povvo pennies

All went to the worst possible candidate for the lefties to run after he sold out and she took his campaign funding.

yeh 915

guess ill mosey on up to the shops and buy beer in preparation

taboo

in which tom hardy is possibly a cannibal and is out for revenge or something

pretty good cast desu

His song was playing on the radio and a girl I know said "Oh I've met him, he's SO SHORT"

That's the plan. Better to overdress than underdress.

I've tried that, but it doesn't really work. Different people in different positions in the workplace are following different uniform codes. Some are dressed in shirts and ties and blazers, some in just shirts, some have a distinct actual uniform and so on and so forth.

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why do you not shave it you utter gimp

enough

do you have entrance exams in australia?

queensland is a pretty good uni, is it not?

bustle.com/articles/70567-18-things-mixed-race-girls-are-very-tired-of-people-saying-to-them?

The shit that comes up on my feed sometimes

I had a boil like that on my nose, it left a scar.

>be a manlet
>grow a beard
>suddenly I'm like a dwarf from an rpg

need to master blacksmithing

>tfw too intelligent to not do drugs

psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201010/why-intelligent-people-use-more-drugs

i can't get a good enough picture to showcase it
i haven't shaved in over a week and all i have is sparse sideburns and a couple of chin whiskers

too lazy. I don't go out anyway
ok

>18 things that never happened

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(you)
showing my appreciation for a good post

Shagged two lasses this weekend lads.

had a decent beard but i thought i fucked up trimming it and shaved it all off and now i've gotta start again

no, I was accepted on my high school mark (OP in my state en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overall_Position, ATAR rest of the country)

>google Sean Paul height
>mine
>face

girl touched me in the club
bint was definitely gagging for it

Lads is pirates of the Caribbean worth a watch

for what?

First one definitely. 2/3 enjoyable but not special. 4 is crap

mi cocky in her pum pum

Girl glanced at me at the bus stop today
Think she might be the one

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had girls nonconsensually grab my crotch multiple times in clubs

might report them for sexual assault

Do you feel that the Brits in Battlefield 1 are a good representation?