93% of straight British men have spooned with another guy

>A study has found that 93% of straight British men have spooned with another man, while 98% have shared a bed with another man.

WTF I love Britain now

I find this really hard to believe, source or no source.

literally nothing wrong with being bisexual

% have shared a bed with another man
>there's a double bed
>"oh golly gee better not sleep, becasue I might catch the gay! oh bloody! that would get me executed by Sharia Police, and that would be no good!"

This

partaking in ironic gay acts isn't gay

Europeans are too poor to heat their homes so this makes sense.

Are you a friendless neet? Theres literally nothing wrong about sharing the bed or laying near of the floor along your bros after a good night of drinking and chilling

>tfw no qt brit to be the bigger spoon to

why are british boys so cute when their women are so ugly?

>their women are so ugly
FALSE

Guilty as charged.

Bong genetics clearly favors men more.

>you will never spoon with Lord Dubs

I remember watching world strictest parents and the british boys being all overtly effeminate. Of course some of those episodes were from 2007 and the qt emo look was in.

not gay though
now if you had said 93% of british lads had had a willy up their arse that would be gay

>there are still people who fall for the vaginal jew

F*males are here to squander and ruin this male world.

men in the middle east hold hands walking down the street, doesn't meant they're gay

cute

There's nothing with a bro-job between good friends.

source tho?

Men in Sweden constantly suck each others dicks, just because it feels good doesn't mean it's gay.

>partaking in ironic gay acts isn't gay

>"wtf man you won't suck my cock? Are afraid of becoming gay hahahaha what a fag"

Shall we try it?

Kek.

Nothing wrong with a friendly snog :^)

I heard they prefer to spoon with darker men because they're "more hot-blooded".

wtf I love England now

there's literally nothing wrong with sticking your penis in a boipussy
as long as nothing enter your asshole is hetero 100%

...

So?

this sounds really hot actually, please tell me it's true

It is true.

>tfw no bf
so lonely