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I hope this rocket doesn't fail.

I want to see space exploration take leaps and bounds in my lifetime.

>Studies Fashion Marketing

how do you even find 360 credits worth of content for shite like that

Carl

This is clearly a man in a spacesuit. Disprove it. You can't.

2 black guys on mastermind lads

ayo umad whyte boiz LMAO

Would not mind entering the university of cambridge/oxford's campus and sparking out all the smug little rich posh cunts

Yellow cleat.

Would you go out with a girl if you found out is a fascist?

actually added landaboi$ on fb

actually not that far away from my £50 now

Post fucking ancient aliens

why did it have to happen to me
still gutted

...

Aliens don't exist

yes

Is that a guy?? Why most British women look like that??

crease

The giant white dildo is now ascending into the sky lads.

waiting for the acid to kick in

haven't participated in a single discussion in /brit/ today

i wouldn't go out with a girl who was passionate about politics to have a stance like that

>tfw no gf that looks like she could beat me up

no, her mascara is shit and she looks like she has mental issues

>pop in

I hate this phrase.

Dad is getting really into American Football lads.
Brother is really getting into UFC.
How do I make them proper Bongs and back into football?

this isn't evidence

finding a scrap of unexplainable technology in an ancient dig site would be evidence

link la

It's a bloke

>hes actually going through with it

I'll pop in your mum

Would her being a fascist make me want to go out with her?
No

If I was already going out with her and she told me she was a fascist, would that change my opinion of her?
No

do you think me (turtlemong) and Aisha would match on the 'der?

It's all faked anyway. No way through the firmament fella.

how long have you spent doing these for £50?

>farmfoods not mentioned
disgraceful

AHAHHAHA, the fucking state of yankee doodle cunts lads

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>cut up scotch bonnet chillis
>cuts in hands burn
>mouth burns because I wiped my mouth
>all this after washiing my hands multiple times

If you got the juice in your eye it'd probably blind you desu

really cold lads

>women
>having opinions

Howling

Where the heck are guy's on about space x, giant dildo'z, galaxies I'm I missing out on something or what??

screeching

bellend stinks to the high heavens.

of what? you may ask.

have you heard of a crisp produced by the Walkers company known as 'skips'?

Ah, a Cowboy Bebop thread?

Ah, a space exploration post?

America has no white people left

>HELP
>SOMEONE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
screeching

who the fuck cares about going to the moon? probably has fuckall internet up there anyway

>he doesn't believe in ancient astronaut theory
Third eye status:shut

Roommate cooked with some once. The vapour was still unironically burning my eyes through two doors. Ended up plugging the gaps with a wet towel.

is it literally white vs blacks over there
bloody hell

rockets in orbit lads

was speaking to a black girl from london on omegle at 5am this morning whilst smashed

she said she wants to do lines and shag me in a hotel room

might do it desu

Yep, Goldberg has won

It exploded!

yes

Sup Forums irl

BIG fan of a choker trend on slags lads

thats why americans are so obsessed with race all the time

its a shame most whites except those in the south are literally scared shitless of darkies, wouldnt even have a proper scrap with one

mother once again bringing up my lack of a sexual partner

>starting fights when you can't fight

ahh yes

>Be super advanced race
>Why yes let's just leave all our cool shit here for the stupid monkeys to fuck up

was using contactless all night and the transactions haven't come through yet

worried about how much i spent

holiday trips to mars soon lads

I'll pop one in your jaw if you don't settle down

I set the account up literally years ago. Maybe 5 or more years ago.

But I don't do surveys often. It's not remotely worth it if you're in it to make consistent money. I'm just too deep now to stop.

SEE YOU IN JUVY, BITCH!

Like the ones from BKChat LDN?

that guy really needs a new pair of jeans

>tfw still no black gf

ty lad

absolutely hate when my mum hassles me about getting a gf
tell her to shut up everytime

who tf up?

phimosis still around? turtlemong?

aliens are America's angels

Went to have lunch in M&S

The elites live above us lads

>turtlemong?
ey up

me pk and ets hit a clicc
threw one down on the mf like button 100 100 100

dunno what that is
soon brother

good lad

what time do you wake up?

me

it's a shit drink that's what it is

whats the name of the gas the irish poster whos uncle was killed by the IRA

absolutely pathetic

Remember the first time I proper pulled my foreskin back, the amount of smeg was fucking grim.

tbf blacks are animal fighters. find it oddly fascinating watching WSHH vids and seeing how they go into an almost trance-like state when they go into fight-mode

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Probably the most redpilled thing I've ever seen

I've come to judge the quick from the dead

so this... is the power.... of spacex

nobody cares about your pissy arguments you have with him 24/7 mate

>phimosis
im always here
mum tells my sister to leave me alone

You can thank me later

cut that fucking bulb off your cock yet? glad my phimo isn't as bad as yours desu

ordered a 'way from the 'dian

>all major religions describe "gods" in the sky flying around on "chariots"
Hmm why yes ancient astronauts theorists are STUPID!!

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Ah yes, /brit/ celebs desperate for an identity.

Ah yes, the (s)c(h)it(t)y of London

>three and one half hours of this mong talking

hmm usually 1 but I was out last night so I slept till like 3 I think
was slowly fixing my schedule but I fucked it up again

LOL