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Jacob White
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Evan Collins
negro
Leo Baker
anime
Aiden Bennett
Willy/height ratio?
Christian Richardson
Doing a post
Asher Miller
1
John Sanders
turtlemong and 'mosis are a bit of a shit replacement for ed and jordan
Cameron Collins
nth for laughing at hooknobs
Aaron Edwards
Reminder that the tans got BTFO by the IRA
Wyatt Rodriguez
6'2
7.5 inch willy and 6 inch girth
Isaiah Brown
who is on babestation tonight? will they be making noises? kek
Aaron White
/fa/ as fuck
Carter Morales
Why did I shave, I should have just trimmed.
Jackson Wright
I will not yield the river in Pelennor unfought.
Liam Jenkins
And then those fuckers got their heads blown off and chased out of ireland, just like your uncle and your poxy inbred family ye fuckin rodent
ANDDD THE BLACK AND TANS LIKE LIGHTNING RAN FROM THE RIFLES OF THE IRA!
Parker Williams
jordan still posts
Robert Rodriguez
...
Daniel Johnson
Do know how to math?
Jacob Foster
need a bf
Lincoln Evans
Hello lads it's me birthday lad. You may remember me from 365 days ago.
Hudson Roberts
imagine claiming this is erect.
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Nolan Parker
does it help that my name is jordan
Ryder Lopez
Maths.
Cameron Bailey
Ghosts on the avenue were talking to theyselves
Somebody been selling them dreams again
Breathe again, the breeze is full of trees again
The beast buried under the streets is ‘bout to
Leave the den of thieves and hooligans ready to
Fettuccine the noodles of any cook looking new to the kitchen
Cooking up wishes and powder, flour the pan and the cake will bake even better
The cheddar stay in the refrigerator
To keep it fresh until it's on
Every day is preparation for Armageddon
A holocaust, any cost, you want to get on one or on two
Get three stacks and bring it back to the fortress
Wrapping five fingers 'round that much cash will make a motherfucker Cassius Clay
Quick, the cash is pay, checking gas with a loaded fo-fo when he rollin'
Po-po on his shoulder so he's slow but he's goin', wouldn't you?
If you scared, say you scared, cause they comin' through sweepin'
And nobody got a problem sweepin' over you
Trust the shadows is thick, full of mattresses, get over, get past it or suck a dick
Skinner glass, killer fashion, and spinning back
So quit back spinning and get a gat
Fuck a battle rap, rappers will battle where they at
Trunk rattle is leaving the streets and probably eating the map
Verses versus the hearses, Versace versus the nerves and the pain
Slang, it seems to be a no-brainer the same folks sayin' it ain't
Are the same folk that never seen a caddy-driven candy paint
Or the block after the rain
Fucker, prepare for the storm
Hope you got a blanket or a body keepin' you warm
The spoken word is weak
Scream motherfucker, dreams are cheap
You ain't even even gotta sleep
Don't sleep, it's Clipping bitch
just wrote this little rap what do you all think
Michael Adams
always happens to me too
should probably just stop shaving
Luke Stewart
doing an anxiety
Christian Stewart
post your face when you nut and she keep sucking
Anthony White
so lonely
so alone
Blake Watson
No
Christopher Hernandez
the universe being "big" is irrelevant
the odds are the same everywhere, that is astronomically low
from the material point of view humans are an absolute anomaly
the possibility of another race also existing is tiny, even less if you think they're anywhere close enough to use where communication of any kind is possible ever.
even a Type III civilization (if such a thing could ever come about) would still be largely confined to its galaxy
Camden Martinez
the new Twin Peaks is going to be terrible I just know it. too afraid to even watch the sneak peek on youtube. what the fuck are they thinking?
Ayden Perez
made this pesto pasta thing from one of those 1 minute videos and it's peng
Jack Adams
They didn't though.
Adrian Martin
...
Angel Edwards
It's hilarious. Religious posters are SEETHING that for GENERATIONS they and their FAMILY have been DECEIVED by ancient ALIENS that they were in fact GODS. The truth? They were aliens. But posters itt cannot come to terms with this.
Sebastian Reed
haha alri jordy la
not really no
Grayson Scott
>Maths.
Logan Nelson
...
Wyatt Gray
ratio doesn't matter
Easton Price
...
Jose Lee
DID YOU KNOW:
Irish travellers belong to a distinct genetic group that inhabited Ireland prior to the Gaelic settlement, they were believed to be an even older Celtic speaking group
So when you see an Irish traveller scrapping thats what an ancient celtic berserker would of looked like on the battlefield
Alexander Morgan
been in bed all day
haven't ate a thing
having a chicken korma for breakfast
Brandon Gray
>69917918
Heh, yeah, you tell 'em. Nothing like some good old mathematic, right?
Jog on mate
Landon King
>the wolfe tones
muh dick nationalist thickos who make awful kitsch imitation folk music
John Gonzalez
Hahahahahahahahaha
Bentley Jones
...
Daniel Morris
ok
John Sullivan
ancient celtic berserkers must've looked like a bunch of benders then lmao
Jacob Garcia
...
Parker Cook
>will they be making noises?
Fucking awful ones.
Christian Richardson
*orders a Domino's 'za to your house as a prank but forgets I've already paid for it by card*
Kevin Cook
they pretty much did
IRA only stopped because they were running low on ammo
Hunter Walker
Wolfe tones make very good traditional music you fucking spastic, better than any British group out there
Dubliners even moreso
Brayden Parker
I actually like that feeling
Leo James
>there is a magical man in the sky who lives forever and is omnipotent and uses magic, my book from ages ago says so
>WHAT?! You have come up with a REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THIS THAT IS NOT MAGIC?!? PREPOSTEROUS!
Adam Myers
wonder if turtle would heem jordan
post a pic of ed
Julian Powell
...
Jayden Allen
>can't even get a birthday (You) from /brit/
I hate my life
Blake Lewis
looks like depression: the weather
Daniel Adams
>travellers belong to distinct genetic group
oh ok then you'll have no trouble providing a source for this?
Mason Allen
the wife's boyfriend is going to be dismayed at this news
Henry Williams
leave yank
Carson Long
Doesn't everyone?
William Martin
Blake Martinez
>that is his willy
Parker Johnson
film to watch while I tidy my room?
Brandon Lopez
where do you come up with this shite
try this
youtube.com
Ethan Rodriguez
>this runt trying desperately to get people talking about aliens again
Just fuck off
Jordan Thomas
they'd both heem me
ed is about 5'10 and goes gym
Jack Morgan
happy birthday lad
Cooper Price
Paki
Austin Edwards
gods of the material VS gods of the ether
makes no difference
but "aliens" are far from a reasonable explanation because they do not exist no matter how much desperate morons looking for a guilt free god want them to.
Cameron White
that songs alright but alot of the wolfe tones stuff is better
Michael Allen
the EU recognises them as one kek
Chase Nguyen
@69918062
Hunter Clark
Excuse me?
Nathan Powell
alri
Bentley Reyes
Really like that car
Adam Smith
>the universe being "big" is irrelevant
>the odds are the same everywhere, that is astronomically low
>from the material point of view humans are an absolute anomaly
>the possibility of another race also existing is tiny, even less if you think they're anywhere close enough to use where communication of any kind is possible ever.
>even a Type III civilization (if such a thing could ever come about) would still be largely confined to its galaxy
Parker Allen
will he kick off tonight?
Hudson Brooks
AFTER THE AFTER PARTY
Thomas Russell
doing a wee
Isaac Baker
Thanks lad
Hunter Brooks
prolly somebody out there that hates it
prolly the only feeling that makes me moan
John Hughes
having heart palpitations and i can feel my adrenal gland pissing out adrenaline
actually kill me
Jose Turner
Brayden Reed
how tall are you?
Michael Wilson
yeah but hes a jewified anglo who sees anyone saying anything nationalistic as racist so he can't enjoy them
Mason Carter
>tfw no executive german car
Juan Anderson
There's a counter example for this. Just give me a few hours and I'll get back to you
Levi Johnson
Landon Wilson
Why is it that Britain is a developed, wealthy western country, but the standard of living is absolute shit?
Brody Evans
>Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
what did Shakespeare mean by this?
Lucas Taylor
CHARLI MENTIONED
Ryan Wilson
want a piss beer drinking gf
Owen Moore
5'6 to 5'8
John Clark
5'6 and built like a Chinese fashion blogger
Christian Lewis
who is?
Hudson Gonzalez
I've had heart palpitations for a year now