Portugal - the unhatable

Really, how can you hate us?

Is there anything you have against Portugal or the portuguese people that's not a misconception?

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I really want to type "I hate you for being white.", but I have the same flag so it doesn't hit as hard.

I hate you for trying to steal our flag.

I dont hate u, actually i love ur girls, their accent is cute.
Minus the ones with a moustache bigger than mine of course.

This is why I hate you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colonial_Brazil

Didn't you start the trans atlantic slave trade?

I don't have any hate for the Portuguese diaspora here but the only Portuguese immigrant I knew raped his niece.

Franciscan church of Salvador looks pretty good, desu.

Maybe..

We do hate them.

I like Portugal

Let's just hope the SJWs don't find out

>checks flag
>sweden
yes, yes keep blaming us for something we did ages ago. We started it but we were also the first country to abolish slavery.

Meanwhile, you try so hard to not be racist and xenofobic that you litterally gave your country away: Sweden is a black country now, and you're the slave. And of course, your gf is fucking Abdul on a daily basis. And you, as the sweet little cuck you are, don't complain

i don't know Portugueses, never met one actually. but i like Luso culture better, rather being colonized by Tugas.

study African history and find out that slavery was worse in their own land. also, that blacks helped to sell their own kind to the whites. then, throw it in their faces; you'll get the most delicious butthurt ever.

You guys are kind of butthurt cucks. You have a beautiful country though.

We're autistic

I want to go to Lisbon and sail around. orgeous country.

your music is ...bizarre to say the least
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African Americans will always divert the fact that their own people sold those slaves. They're too busy thinking bout pyramids and WE WUZ KANGZ before acknowledging the real history.

Gee I wonder how I could hate Portugal...

Here's a better one
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It's the portuguese that seem to have a beef with us, at least in my own experience.

But i do like portugal, my ancestors were from there... and i also really want to visit it someday!

yeah, they neglected this fact on porpuse. if not, they are dumb as fuck about their own history. here, they have this historical "amnesia" as well. but it is always my plasure to refresh their memory :^)

>Really, how can you hate us?
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You LITERALLY behave like Algerians abroad.

People who realise Vilamoura is the best thing about Portugal are more Portuguese than people who do not

>first country to abolish slavery

Proofs?

>abroad
ok then
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He meant''first european country''

I like Portugal, my granpa is from there. Literature and food are good. Plus, the Portuguese accent is funny.

>funny
fuck off monkey,you guys speak like you had a banana up your ass 24/7

PORTUGUESE does not have accent

wew

t. Alberto Barbarosa

That's what i meant with 'having a beef with us'.

you guys speak like you had a banana up your ass 24/7

I thought you are speaking about Brazilians, not Portuguese. The banana looks like is too big and you have to speak fast and in low voice.

I thought
you are speaking about Brazilians, not Portuguese. The banana looks like is too big and you have to speak fast and in low voice.

It's actually the opposite my ape cousin from alem mar. The banana stuffing one's ass prevents the deep pitch in the voice.

I'm sorry but portuguese accent is classy
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We got there, we talked to the people, we traded.
We were the first to establish any sort of contact with these people.
It just so happened once of the things we traded was slaves. Something both the people we traded with and we accepted socially and religiously.
Times changed and we abolished slavery eventually.

Trying to hate Portugal is like trying to hate Luxembourg, it's impossible when it has neighbors that are significantly more relevant and have achieved more historically.

You misspelled Lisbonbourg

I fhate Portugal so fucking much.

>este obcecado em odiar brasucas
por favor pára de postar no Sup Forums

Luxemburg didn't really achieve anything of historical significance I can remember. It's a rich country tho.

tis' was just merely a banter lad, dont take anything Sup Forums says seriously

>brasucas
É a trata-los nesses termos que demonstras respeito?

Brasuca é uma palavra reconhecida pelo meu dicionário.

Não é suposto ser mais ofensiva que Tuga.

pay debts

Brasuca e tuga é só alcunha. Nem chega a banter.
Por outro lado, ficar ofendido de cada vez que um brasuca diz que acha o sotaque tuga engraçado é a roçar no autismo.

give back flag

This is wrong, my burger-eating friend

Besides having 1/3 Portuguese inhabitants.

>you can see the impact of Portugal and all the countries we emigrate to on a wine map.

Brasuca não parece ofensivo para mim. É até fofo.

I like the Portuguese I met in Portugal, and Brazilbros are pretty cool irl.

Please stop sending the worst that Lisbon has to offer to Toronto. They're giving you a bad name.

Vocês ficam putos quando falamos do sotaque de vocês? Por isso o ódio daquele acéfalo? Eu falei de boas, sem nenhum pensamento pejorativo e tal, mas o cara parece ter sangrado pelo cu.

Toronto probably has more Azoreans than Lisboners.

You're just experiencing the same thing as France, which is second generation diaspora.

You get parents who talk Portugal up a lot (as one does when educating people about our history), and kids brought up on a notion of country-pride, without ever actually living on Portugal to be socially taught to be quiet and stoic about it as one would here.

It's a shame, really. You can feel proud without being "muh empire" and "muh country". That sucks.

Acho que o caso daquele otário inflama quando alguém fala não negativamente do Português do Brasil, mais nada.

Eu não, mas há muito tuga autista no Sup Forums. Fica o aviso.

Brasucas no Sup Forums não são brasucas normais a que estamos habituados em Portugal. São pessoas obviamente com posses ao ponto de serem NEET, caso contrário simplesmente andavam pela rua/favela a roubar.
Em Portugal é ao contrário, em geral quem é NEET é porque é genuinamente falhado da vida e não tem 1. interações sociais suficientes na sua vilinha de merda (pessoas da cidade simplesmente não têm interesse no Sup Forums) e 2. não tem guito nem educação pelo que vive de um salário merdoso passando os seus dias a chorar da vida no Sup Forums.
São perspectivas muito MUITO diferentes. Os brasucas devem perceber isto. E os tugas também.

is the entire city that over-saturated?

Only the historical center area

>All this time people thought Portuguese weren't white
>It was just the streetlamps that are a bit yellower than other countries

>over saturation
No, that's obviously an Instagram filter. That view is from the Nossa Senhora do Monte gazebo. Just google more pics without the stupid filter.

We hate you because you guys are always making shrimp pastel with no shrimp

yes, you are on my list of unhatable cunts next ireland. and i mean not just the cunts, but posters as well.

>dat "if we were colonized by england we would've been a first world country" meme

Yeah, fucking India was colonized by england and they still poo in the loo

>Eu não, mas há muito tuga autista no Sup Forums. Fica o aviso.
Eu sei. Não tem como classificar uma nacionalidade tendo o Sup Forums como base, aqui é cheio de doente.

>Island country
>full of green landscapes and fishing places
>fairly rainy weather instead of 40º summers

I envy Ireland, desu. Sometimes I feel like it was wasted on the Irish, though.

>potato famine
>no fishing rods

You can use the examples of Guyana and Belize right there in the Americas.

You're on the Iberian Penninsula
I mean, what good thing has come from the Iberian Penninsula?
It's almost as bad as Albania

I hear something about cheese or something came from Albania.

But they don't poo in the loo

Your women have moustaches

Stylish hats thou.

Only the good ones.

Gets cold in the winter here, being nordic and all.

At least we get to keep our arms and legs whenever we go swim.

They hate the South and Center. Everyone loves the Germanic-Celtic North.

What's up with this obcession? When I was a kid being a proud portuguese meant you liked being tanned, you liked the fact that the romans stopped by, and you hated the dumb germanic barbarians.
These days, on Sup Forums portuguese people actually like being pale and pretending to be "nordic" (shit tier santa's elves who did nothing for centuries until the 20th century). Like wtf.

Para com isto, Portugal é uma país unido

Shut up man, I'm trying to look cool so the Australian man thinks more highly of me.

AHAHA you wish.

t. tourist.

Se és turista, falas português bem pa caralho.

Sorry can't read drunk spanish.

The second gen can be a bit much, but I'm talking about the expatriates I work with. Within this industry in this city are no less than 100 men from Lisbon. One of them is almost universally respected if not loved. The other 99 are lucky to get enough work to pay the bills due to their high stress levels, pessimism, antagonism, and lack of professionalism. They are known as (even by that one awesome porkchop) the Chicken and Drywall Union. A last ditch for warm bodies.

Sadly two of them have decided to take out loans and start their own companies. They don't pay on time, if ever, and they themselves are lucky to get paid after the messes they leave their clients with.

Lack of education is a bitch.

Yes we are mostly incompetent folks.

>Germanic
Why do you want to be a pale beta

The other 99 are probably jealous of the 1 but not willing to actually put in the effort to become like him, so they just complain and bitch about how he has it better than everyone else.

Right?

>They don't pay on time
what. here that will fuck up your credit score and with that you are so screwed you can't even imagine

They come up with shit about how he's incompetent and can't run a business.

The dude, by himself, does the work of 5 of the others, and has managed to move from a 2 bedroom apartment to a large house on a small farm outside of the city, all while paying his contractors the next day or the day of, and giving repeat clients nearly impossible deals.

He's a friendly, hardworking, loyal guy, and it's returned to him tenfold. Clients bid on him (which is the opposite of how things usually go), and he's had to get a second business line for contractor calls, because there are so many people begging to work with/for him.

Their loans probably get paid late too, but those would come first. Their labour pool is lucky to see dime one within three months, despite 30 day net contracts.

Because Zivko are not keen on being look at as Negros, it's enough that we are closer to Africa than EU and we wanna distance ourselves from being confused by others has being gypsis

Yeah, that's usually the case. Not in a 99 to 1 proportion, but usually 4 or 5 to 1.

Feels like it's getting better, though.

FACT:

Portuguese are the most powerful race in the world

We have to take into account how most people who emigrate probably weren't doing well in their native countries in the first place.

I hate your flag.

But I like Jose Saramago.

No, ur the most amazing ones.
>PT meme

But not always out of personal incompetence, and somestimes because you find yourself surrounded by incompetent idiots.

I dunno, I think we have a high proportion of complainers and entitled lazy cunts, but I also feel like it's changing.

Bit of a commie and Iberian unionist, but I like his books.

He has a 15-page paragraphs in a bunch of them, though, he should have learned to use the enter.

I know. I hate communism too.

>implying some do well in Portugal.

Is that Martim Moniz?

I can see where I stayed in Lisbon if thats the case

They do if you don't NEET

I feel like his books would be the easiest of our higher-end literature to be translated to a foreign language, since it's so much more about content and mood than specific Portuguese meanings.

We have other more important and more impressive writers, but they all either wrote poetry or Portuguese historical obscura, so that's really hard.

It's a bit of a same that most of the world will forever think we didn't have a lot of artists in the Renaissance because a lot of them were writers, and it's just not as universal as paintings or music.