Why do Americans go to hamburger uni

Why do Americans go to hamburger uni

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Because they're lovin' it

kek

Because we're a stupid people and we don't deserve any better than being Putin's bitches.

>implying we dont go for the chicken nuggets

>be american
>enrol at hamburger university
>rack up $200,000 plus tips in student loans to earn your phd in mayonnaise administration
>get shot

It's true.

Fuck this country.

I'll administer some mayonnaise between your buns lil brit boi ;^)

dayum, Canada is in the house

what if Canadians insist they invent burgers? like gooks insist origin of Ninja, Sushi and so on.

Meme aside, Hamburger University was created specifically to teach restaurant management.

>Meme aside

>call ambulance
>they drop you off at a gutter because you didn't give a 30% tip
>bleed out
>die
What a country.

Holy shit it is real.
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What makes a "progressive" burger?

When you use a proportionately representative number of brown, black, white, yellow, red, male, and female cows.

fuck off and leave then. in a plane, boat, or bodybag.

so they can become American intellectuals

>I'll never have a major in women's studies from the hamburger university

>His country has no chicken/burger university

only rich people get ambulances. It costs like 10000 just to ride in an ambulance to the hospital

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Then go back.