Canada appreciation thread

ITT we discuss the greatest country in the world and their uprise as the best posters on this mauritanian slave trade forum

That's a weird way to spell USA. You even got the flag wrong

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I fucking love Canada!

Were better then you in every way. You're about as white as argentina how does it feel.

i really liek canada

Argentina has more white people, though.

I can't wait for the day of the rake

>be German
>love blowing leafs

Thanks, but I have a gf already.

>all of germany's top """comedians""" are working on a response to this
>can't

UNA

LINDA

HOJA

Can we annex Québec please?

No if we let them go who would we oppress?

Sorry but we don't speak English

That's okay, we'll teach you.

No. That's are job when they finally get Independence. Thank you for asking polity though.
That's rude. Apologize to Argentina, they're not making fun of us.

>Canadian "culture":
>Hating half of your own country for being different
>Pretending not to be American even though it's just Blue State Alaska
>Post-nationalism, because nationalism doesn't fit in the current year

There is only one Canadian in this thread samefagging, these kinds of threads are what makes people hate Canada on this board.
You're giving us all a bad name, if in fact you're not an IPfag.
Stop.
I wish we could go back to shitting on Australia, calling them the worst shitposters.

ahahaa kill yourself my man

Hating the French is a time honoured meme tradition from when we were British. Most people don't actually hate them.

We're not American because they couldn't take us over despite us being a non-country at the time.

Post nationalism is literally just Trudeau.

>16 different posters
>all one Canadian.
You need to fucking kill yourself.

>Most people don't actually hate them.
Mention them on any Canadian website, see what happens. It's not just Sup Forums either, remember the Huffington Post shitstorm when an article showed how many medals Quebec separately had racked up during the Winter Olympics?

>We're not American because they couldn't take us over despite us being a non-country at the time.
You're as American as the Flemish are Dutch. No, the Flemish are less Dutch because at least they sound different. The "aboot" meme only happens in the Maritimes at best, there's no fucking difference between Ontario and Northeast America.

>Post nationalism is literally just Trudeau.
Yeah, literally just the most popular Canadian politician in recent times. And let's not forget that Canada is also the home of the slutwalk and Toronto is considered the feminism capital of North America.

You're a bigger, worse Sweden without a national identity to defile.

What do you call a Canadian "uncle tom"?

>Dutch flag
>talking about hating a region pf your cunt that speaks a different language

That's some tasty irony.

A Canadian.

Actually we do hate them because they hate us. The French have tried seperating themselves from canada multiple times.

Do you know the meaning of uncle tom? That makes no sense. How can the dutch be so stupid but their girls so cute?

I like them and enjoy their shitposting, it's actually funny unlike anything by Australians.

Dunno anyone who legit hates Quebec. At worst it's "they're stupid for wanting to separate since they'd be much better off staying" or banter about typical French shit, never outright hate.

>Being butthurt over being rejected equates to hate
>Comparing yourself to Americans
>People like Trudeau

You're dumb.

Best colony, except for Quebec.
>be dutch
>be liberated by leafs
>bitch about them

I guess you've never lived on the east coast. The french seperate themselves from anglos and are snobby cunts who think theyre better then everyone else.

You would be sucking Nazi cock were it not for us. Now send us a fresh batch of tulips cunt.

I live in BC, the only French people I know are from Ontario.

Maybe if I lived near Quebecois I'd dislike them but as it is I don't really have any opinion on them.

Kind of envy their language laws, could do with never having to see a sign in Punjabi or chink runes.

Of course, the Americans who fucking led the entire Western front wouldn't be able to do the job. Only the brave Cinderella Army could defeat those Nazi's.

The dutch are cuckolds desu

No, I prefer die

Try having everything sold being in french and all the street signs being in french even though were not in quebec. Not to mention theyre dirty people who don't even speak real french. You can't even get a government job unless you speak they're beta language. And it's not a select few who are cunts, I've never met a decent french person in my life

Fucking Canadians culturally appropriating Scottish hats

New Scotland > Old Scotland

They our hats now

Just you wait leaf. We'll be taking New Scotland back very soon.

Wait let me move there first.

They're not that bad


There I said it, phew

thanks Canada for being in charge of disposal plant of Chinese

Ahhhhh, is the little dutch boy who could getting upset? Need a nap? A diaper change? Maybe your mad that your mother is being raped by Achmed again?

Why are europeans so smelly and ungrateful?

A SUN

official ranking of Sup Forums posters

>USA
>Not the most hurt of butts