Scotland saving the day edition
/brit/
based cromwell
got incredibly drunk and woke up with a job offer from a competitor
risky 2bh lad m8
>scotland
more like rubbishland haha
real talk, how do we fix /brit/?
it's just endless reposts
Fuck normies
ahh yes, the north
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real talk, how do we fix /brit/??
it's just endless reposts
FOY
O
Y
You've got all the grace and decorum of a reversing dump truck with no tyres on.
Salisbury
Remove the yanks
we've become exceedingly efficient at it
I say carry on as it is
serious talk though, how do we fix /brit/?
it's just endless reposts
Business idea: /brit/ meetup in a steel cage
Rorke BTFO
>you will inevitably have to settle for an ugly fat bird
I'm a turbonormie and I dont give a damn
>walk into your daughters school to pick her up for the weekend she spends with you
>try not to think about what she must think of your depressing one room flat in the worst area of town
>remember how she said "mums new boyfriend is much funnier than you"
>all the teachers are giving you cold looks as you walk through the gates
>reach her class
>try to make yourself feel better by thinking about how sweet and nice she is, the only good thing left in your life
>smile a little bit
>open the door
>see her doing this
The Labour Party...
lmfao
real talk how do we fix /brit/?
it's just endless reposts
applied for a job at spacex as a machine operator lads
ah yes
real talk
the gf just sent me this
would kill her then myself
hope the missus and i never have a daughter
sounds like you know your shit lad
> will let you do almost anything with them
tell me more..
manager at jjb
yes
42k php developer
Goldeberg wins
Lisburn
Does FONT stand for fuck off normie or something?
she's fucking another man?
gf burnt my toast again
her skull is going to make our bedside cabinet rattle
h-hey!
Live in London on 32k and struggle to pay the bills
fuck off normie twat
not sure what's wrong with that
>hey Tracey, did you hear that Michelle's going on holiday today?
>She is? Oh there she is n--
>omg it's him
>he's walking right up Michelle omg is he going to ask her out she's such a lucky bitch i hate her
*flicks hair, soaking Michelle's suitcase*
>Hey Michelle, is that your lunchbox?
*Michelle blushes and almost passes out from hearing his words*
>h-haha y-yeah it is! you're so funny!
>omg Tracey, Michelle is such a lucky fucking bitch!
>u-umm excuse me sir, b-but you're going to have to come to HR with me
*looks him up and down, licking her lips, desperate to taste the wet water dripping wetly from his hair*
>heh don't worry babe, I'm sure we can work something out
*goes to HR with her*
[Distant moaning]
ETERNAL TORY RULE ARRRRRRGH
grim
how do people find this attractive
2,1
SCREAMING
why does my spit smell absolutely rank?
i brush my teeth twice a day but it never gets better.
Does anyone else ever imagine that the news is doing a segment on /brit/ and they take all the gimmick posts seriously with narration such as: "One user confessed to abusing his partner" whilst showing a screenshot of a post like this Always chuckle to myself when I do this
Third eye is pulsating
lay off the maccies you obese turd
You might have stomach cancer.
this 2bh
quiet down
t. single mum
>le deluded commie oap
>may who looks like a spitting image puppet
WORST LEADERS EVER
Anybody want to WWOOF with me?
cba to change bed sheets
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>brushing your teeth
theres the problem
stop
only eat it every few days
cba to check
Nuke it.
Shut up Rorke, fat yank
Wash your tongue. Alternatively, check for tonsil stones.
You know I've sort of made peace with that thought
A lot less effort keeping up with a girl who's not bothered about appearance and all. Quite a lot of benefits really.
BASH
THE
FASH
lads
Gonna be doing this a lot now lad, cheers for the mental gimmick
ngl big macs are proper grim
>Shut up Rorke, fat yank
Reported to Mummy May
>wash your tongue
makes me gag
>tonsil stones
aha alri mate let me go to the tonsil stone man down the road
CHOOOOON
business idea : sue /brit/ for alleged sexual assault and strip some settlement money from them
we only want the world
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Enjoy being a disgusting smelly fat cunt then.
chicken selects innit
im a skelly mate
>World Peace will never be achieved
>get arrested
>pull up new surveillance law logs
>all my posts about killing all foreigners and nuking ireland come up
well shit
But he's a rorke, it is a fact. So I've just proved you wrong.
*holds microphone to interview you*
How do you feel right now? Stupid?
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loads of new jobs in dublin after brexit tbqh
>calling people rorke
>winning
>not outing yourself as a rasheed
define ``rorke"
>300lbs is a skelly in Yankland
FOY
not with that attitude
*obese troll waddles down the corridor*
>umm yes that's my gf...
me on the right
ordered the paki pizza
must say the whole phone conversation was an extreme autistic affair
not reading this post
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>The more pain you're in the more of a nigger you become
Really makes you think.
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my interactions with 'sheeds are always incredibly awkward as well
not sure if it's because they don't understand english properly or i just talk like a retard
I won't be defining anything pal. Not when you have a whole encyclopedia of /brit/ threads to scan over and infer what is meant from me using the term Rorke.
Now jog on.
>doing it over the phone
Why not use Justeat?
If a takeaway isn't on Justeat or Hungryhouse at the very least, it's not worth ordering from