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Monkey dust Edition

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got like 3 hours sleep last night and i'm not even tired

the human race should be exterminated

plymouth is actually an alright place

I'm back what have I missed

why do brits have their own permanent general on /r9k/?

could demolish any yank here you little twerps

love bald fannies

need a scoliosis gf

Monkey dust is the

Are we still talking about Gerry?

V
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feeling down, could I get one, maybe two (You)s?

nonce

we must colonise everywhere

agreed. im a frail little runt desu

get generally scared whenever someone raises their voice with me or seems aggressive because I have a glass jaw

we have people everywhere

you're a whiteboy

paki pizza is here
delivery driver looked at me funny because the £20 note I handed him was still slightly rolled up from last night's antics

Try me, I'm 6'5" and built like a brick shithouse

Normies will be back hootering and hollering in a few hours
then tomorrow morning they'll all be discusing how great a night out it was
all in my vicinity just to remind me that they didn't invite me

subhuman scum

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show arsehole

>That dismal slice of cake

Shouldn't have bothered

>/brit/

looking forward to the drip, haven't had one since summer

Them chips look grim

just ordered a 16" pizza from the local runt den (i.e. kebab shop)

Here you are, enjoy xx

because it's not erect?

hahahaha

yet you dont have a general on any other boards besides Sup Forums and /r9k/.

/r9k/ being host to some of the saddest humans on planet earth

how can you be uncut. were your parents hipsters

Need a fascist gf

dumb mexicANO pirate

I got locked inside Victoria Park today lad, never give up

missed /brit/pol lad

MexSHITco hahahahahahahahah

have had a hot waterbottle shoved under my hoodie all evening because it's so fucking cold

>using a 20
Alri billionaire. New fiver is boss for snortin desu

pretty sure there's one on Sup Forums too you sadact

holy shit, he's like greased lightning
hahaha

mexikAREN

where do you get your confidence from

nah it unrolls far too easily

>yank stealing a /brit/ gimmick

Funny lad

this country's kinda shit

the weather's shit
we don't get enough sunlight
our culture is stagnant and shit
our cuisine is shit

all we can do is shitpost or whinge

*does a lad post*

do this all the time haha

fair point. i accept defeat

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this is a fucked, fucked up world but you just ogtta deal with it and make the most of it. it's a rigged system but you gotta play it anyway. if you can't beat em, join em. it's my philosophy anyway. the bankign system is never gonna change. might as well exploit it for my own gain

why does he keep posting a man's arsehole and bollocks? it's been months now

is this what yanks think a gimmick is?

A lot of Americans under the age of 30 are uncut because the whole aids panic died down

its great how i know its you every time lel

finngolian

fucking CUNT.

i asked you to get HAWAIIAN PIZZA

Right lads after years of asking how to get a gf here I'm now going to ask

How do I dump gf?

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actual fucking paki

out with thee

>using notes

dirty runts. some poz bender snorting meth could have used it the same day

thats silly. circumcision has been shown to reduce rate of HIV infection

who ran the shops before the pakis come

step 1:(see enclosed)

1. Dont

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Watching the ring

oh give over grandad

this country's always been shit

user with the investment banking goals

how do you enter investment banking?

polymer bill with a rubber band is like a permanent straw

me and the gf

can guarantee everyone itt their willy isn't small than mine

Wonder what boogie and his wife's sex life is like

no la

you're a fucking filthy paki and if you don't like it here you can fuck off

maybe i shouldn't take large doses of drugs i bought online that were made in some cunts dirty bathtub

Lads, doing a quick survey here. How many times have you been threatened with a kneecapping?

methinks he doth protest too much

That's what I'm saying, less people thought it was necessary as the problem died down. I'm uncut, and I think the majority of newborns in America aren't cut anymore.

gonna kneecap the next cunt that says anyone but chelsea is gonna win the title

Hope you're ok mate. Lets aim for a coke free weekend next time you cant continue like this

reminder that janny posts in /brit/ the asolute cunt

mine is about 2.5 inches flaccid

Don't think boogie can have sex.

His wife literally has to take him to the toilet and wipe up after him.

zero (0) times

get what you pay for

the expensive vendors' stuff fell off the back of a truck

>married to an obese nerd
>cucking him with a black dwarf


Honestly, she's the saddest one of them all

so they stopped doing it for the reason they should be doing it

this week?

Why do childhood friendship groups tend to coalesce around into groups of four?

Why?
Thinking just slowly withdraw. Change my Facebook. Stop messaging every day. Start messaging other girls, asking do they fancy a drink. Maybe even cheat on her if poss (haha as if)

>paki

I'm not a paki

>if you don't like it here you can fuck off

funnily enough that's what I'm considering
though until I do that I'll continue to make observations of how shit this country is

If you don't have a spare £20 you shouldn't be doing cocaine
this 2bh it's literally purpose made to be anti cocaine
not me dumb yank

BLACKED

Let's go with all together.

that's a nigger on the left

h-hey!

I suppose thats what true love is

>snorting coke

most overhyped and overpriced drugs

literally laughing right now

proofs??

Ignore him.

None because I don't live in the north

>one of my fb friends shared a womens rights news article about nigeria banning female genital mutilation
>cunts in the comments praising this while trying to defend male circumcision
seething