This is a vocaroo thread. In this thread, we read, sing, play instruments, try to speak languages we had no idea even existed (e.g. """"Gay lick""""), make fun of each other's ridiculous accents and so on. We also bully people until they leave crying.
Females encouraged.
>requesting to hear Swiss-German
"The Green Man pub in Wellington, the poorer Australia (AKA New Zealand), has taken to serving chilled shots of horse semen to its customers. For 30ml, the standard single shot size down under, the going rate for a sip of horse cum is 12 Euros, (or roughly 2500 sperm cells per penny). The jizz is apple flavoured, and fresh from a Christchurch stallion. Presumably it's free if you can guess which one. The owner, Steven Drummond, must be due some kind of medal for entrepreneur of the century. Why not have it over ice and really take your time with it?"
do foreigners find american accent cute when you try to speak their language
Asher Adams
No & no. I've never really understood why you guys mistook me for Ano, and this guy is neither Ano or me. So what we have here is at least 3 Finnish guys mistaken for the same person even though none of us sound exactly alike. What the fuck Sup Forums?
Julian Perez
if someone did this one i'd return the favor with great pleasure
Daniel Morgan
Well I can definitely tell you apart from Ano now, he has a deeper voice. But you & that voc i posted sounds really really similar kek
looks a bit lazy, like you are not even trying, or making fun of the language
Jackson Harris
what about the ones who try, are they cute
Jose Carter
Gimme more French to record.
Leo Williams
Requesting any part of this: ¿Que putas chingadas madres dijiste de mí , pinche escuincle baboso? para que te sepas yo entrené en el gimnasio del señor Julio Cesar Chavez , tengo un record de 50 knockouts, fui al colegio militar de la ciudad de México y un doctorado en ingenieria nuclear , ¿sabes que significa eso? que puedo volar tu pinche cabecita hueca con una bomba que estoy preparando especialmente para tí , y no sólo eso también soy experto en el manejo de armas largas y tengo acceso a todo un arsernal de Uzis, Ak 47 y R-15s , si tan solo hubieras pensado un poquito más y no hubieras abierto el pinche hocico de perro que tienes, no tendrías que rezar por tu vida.
En estos momentos estoy rastreando tu dirección IP para ubicar tu domicilio , te vas a cagar cuando veas un chingo de camionetas esperando en la entrada de tu casa para acribillarte , mis hombres estan bien armados y son muy temerarios, saben hacer muy bien su trabajo y están dispuestos a exterminar hasta la ultima puta celúla más pequeña e insignificante de tu puta miserable existencia, escucha bien mis palabras nene, que ya no hay vuelta atrás , vete despidiendo de tu miserable vida cabrón, voy a convertir tus ultimas horas de vida en un autentico infierno , estás bien pinche muerto nene, estás bien pinche muerto.
yes but there are many words they use that we just go "huh???" mostly slang and words like "weon", "culiao"....
Owen Russell
it'll be 'roight m8 the more you post the more i'll be able to distinguish your voice. if you have skype you could also join our group and get mistaken there too
Connor Hernandez
No problem. WW1 propaganda is great for this kind of stuff.
Wyatt Turner
why isn't marianne showing off one of her titties?
Jackson Bell
Here's my favourite, really shows the true nature of the Germans.
Well, it's made for an American audience after all. Showing an emaciated, scared, blood covered Marianne in tattered clothes and the horrors of the battlefield behind is fine, but God forbid a nipple is showing.
Landon Butler
I'm too busy watching QI and playing the Witcher to post in Skype m8
We had a few Germans already in the thread give vocaroos
Cooper Gutierrez
I'm requesting something to read
Luke Nelson
Lenore fuhr ums Morgenrot Empor aus schweren Träumen: "Bist untreu, Wilhelm, oder tot? Wie lange willst du säumen?" - Er war mit König Friedrichs Macht Gezogen in die Prager Schlacht, Und hatte nicht geschrieben: Ob er gesund geblieben.
Der König und die Kaiserin, Des langen Haders müde, erweichten ihren harten Sinn, Und machten endlich Friede; Und jedes Heer, mit Sing und Sang, Mit Paukenschlag und Kling und Klang, Geschmückt mit grünen Reisern, Zog heim zu seinen Häusern.
Und überall all überall, Auf Wegen und auf Stegen, Zog Alt und Jung dem Jubelschall Der Kommenden entgegen. Gottlob! rief Kind und Gattin laut, Willkommen! manche frohe Braut. Ach! aber für Lenoren War Gruß und Kuß verloren.
Sie frug den Zug wohl auf und ab, Und frug nach allen Namen; Doch keiner war, der Kundschaft gab, Von allen, so da kamen. Und als das Heer vorüber war, Zerraufte sie ihr Rabenhaar, Und warf sich hin zur Erde, Mit wütiger Gebärde.
Christian Cruz
In 6 Tagen zieht Obama aus dem Weißen Haus aus. Hoffentlich benennt er das W-Lan vorher noch in „your_tweets_suck“ um.
