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Hate you all.

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*hugs you*

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the gf

No need to hate

don't trigger my allergies

Hello lads and ladettes

Europoor here that recently moved to America to pursue the American dream. How do I make friends? It's starting to become a little depressing and I'm starting to feel lonely.

*kisses you*

>try listing my rain/wind jacket and pants combo on kijiji for 200 bux
>they retail for 270
>no responses
hmmmm

volunteer somewhere that other young people volunteer, like some community place

get a hobby that involves being around people

idk

death sound

what state, buddy?

the gf

Where from, buddy?

the baby

1. Wel/cum/
2. Depends on where you live I guess. Each part of the country has "regional hobbies," so try and find a niche somewhere. (ie. Kalifornia: Surfing/hiking/forcing cock down your throat)

>12:40 a.m.
It's getting pretty late y'all. Would someone please do me a favor and read me a good bedtime story? I really need to get to sleep.

Bars and internet.
Just like anywhere else.
Good luck. Welcome aboard.

where is south dakota

So... how's your girl?

Where you at? Where did you come from?

But that means working for no pay.

And my hobbies include traveling and outdoor things, which require friends most of the time.

I can use Tinder or go to a bar or whatever for girls but how do I make male friends to hang out with? There's no way in hell I'm walking into a club to chat down some guys and ask them to be friends with me. All I ask for are some bros I can chill with. You usually just stay friends with people you met from school and rarely need to make a whole new group of friends. Shit sucks yo

There once was a state called south dakota.
Against all odds, it actually existed.
The End.

once was a pepe who no one believed in
he memed and he memed
then one day the president of the united states tweeted him
he was believed in
he was finally at peace

well yes, that's what volunteering is. but it's how you meet people your age that aren't shitty.

other than that, clubs. if there is an outdoor event for stuff you like try volunteering at that or looking at clubs online based around them. there could be facebook groups with events for these things.

From Germany, living in northwest Florida. I chose Florida because I kind of had some distant family living here but not really my age group. Also no state income tax, decent wages, and good gun laws apparently.

>Bars and internet.
Refer to regarding that

Tinder is great for making friends, if you're not opposed to having chick friends.

>slambang shotgun

if some pakis in the khyber pass can make everything from Webleys to AKs in a hut, I'm sure in the first world west with a plethora of tools and materials and your disposal you could do the same.
Tons of PDFs online. (Not that I condone that kind of thing :^)

Most Khyber pass guns have never been fired nor should be fired

can barely hammer shit together without someone wondering what im up to
otherwise i would be making SMGs and shit
gonna go try a second primer test on my slam ban here tho, wish me luck /cum/bois

webleys are antiques and you don't even need a firearms license to buy them here iirc

Skimboarding is somewhat popular, and if people don't talk to you, you can at least hit their ankle

cover the whole thing with pillows and blankets his time

>make my own gun
Yeah, i'm neither poor nor do i larp through life.

>Tfw got diarrhea at work

Willkommen! Ich habe Familie in Florida und habe dort 7 Jahre gewohnt aber nicht noch. Es ist OK.

But really, just find and do some hobbies and find friends that way. Make sure to donthe approaching though

>keep fucking up tumble buff
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

t. /k/

home gunsmithing is basically just a fringe hobby, but if shit ever hits the fan for real I'd like someone with such expertise on my side most definitely.

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I've lived in same place near whole life. How do I make friends? I have never really had meaningful relationship since young childhood and I come from broken home.

i don't have one

i'll probably kill myself next year if that doesn't change

oh shit i just had a t-shirt over it and was out on the deck
could hear that motherfucker echo throughout the neighbourhood even with my electronic ear pro on

you dont need friends
t. broken home yokel only child

[spoiler=unfalse]thats not really his gf[\spoiler-]

fucking primer embedded itself into the dowel again though kek

i know, she's from that shitty lifetime movie

>Tfw no autistic qt neet gf

whats that nob at the bottom for?

I don't have anyone. I promised I would kill myself at set due date that expired five years ago. I still end in months long fits of suicidal depression. Maybe I should have another go and get it right this time? First real attempt I made was botched due to stupid miscalculation which could have broken my windpipe, tail bone or both.

It's a hook foe hanging it inyour closet when you're not using it

wew

a lanyard

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why does belgium exist

wallonia should just be france and flanders should just be the netherlands

In that still she is *mwah, c'est bon*
Not even cute outside of it, as if that matters.
Pic related

I always thought Belgian posters were Germans until I realised they have different flags

Brussels

make it it's own country like luxembourg

Is this wallpaper alri?

Bad feel.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Belgium
have fun

'lolno'

Welp, that's it.
Sorry, belgians.
Show is fuckin over.

>tfw sister is unironically dating a black dude now and is trying to convince all her friends to talr the jump

>even with my electronic earpro on
no shit, electronic earpro gives you super human hearing

Yeah can you post it here?

>2017
>le aesthetics maymay
kys

>11:40
I knew you were a proxy

>AM

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Frigg off

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>go to bed early because i feel tired and have nothing to do
>lay in bed for an hour
>get up because i can't fall asleep

every single time

me

Also me

Mine la better

>tfw no bf

;_;

dual sim? por que?

Tejas is international man of mystery desu

Al principio las 2 tenían salario, después se acabó y me dió flojera sacarlo

Fags out

nah lad it cancels out sharp bangs like gunshots, enhances voices and shit tho
made 3 more primer only rounds, wish i had more tools to make more firing pins and more precisiely tho

Wish I could play even one instrument.

jaja, se van acabar dando multa

idk if youll get surcharged but does that grammar make sense?

>lad
>borderline r*dditry like "gunsmithing"
Yea, fuck off.

i'm well aware

you can hear echos much longer with electronic earpro on

they generally don't descrminate by frequency, it's just a compressor circuit i.e. takes sounds and makes them all the same volume regardless of their initial level

why don't you just buy a steel rod of the right diameter? you can temper it as well

>go to donate blood
>nurse says omg your veins are like pipes!
should i start doing heroin?

the bf

She was hitting on you, user.

>why don't you just buy a steel rod of the right diameter? you can temper it as well
cost+cutting it down+tapering+availability
was going off these type of plans

Are you 2d qt?
What are the chances of you leaving jacked, 3d, black bf?
I'm barely above 2d.

Do you mean your sentence?
Because you wrote ir wrong ir should be
"Ajja te van acabar dando multa

d-did she want to stick her penis in me?

I shall devour all thine flesh

>male nurses

I wouldn't donate blood or semen to an establishment that allows this

Junk ain't gonna shoot itself, bud.

youtu.be/urSvkRy8QTE

a steel rod will cost just a few dollars, and what you don't have a hack saw?

tapering can be done with a hand drill and file

apparently

do you think female nurses are better at their jobs than male ones?

>what you don't have a hack saw?
not on me, it's with my other tools at my mom's farm

>tapering can be done with a hand drill and file
again see above
also would take awhile
wondering if my firing pin would take a 3rd firing of just the primer since the last 2 embedded the primer into the wooden dowel
but at the same time i need to have something that can fire a live round should the need come