>Be Jesus
>Fuck a whore
>Be Muhammad
>Fuck a child
>Be Abraham
>Fuck all the world
Be Jesus
Nolan Robinson
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Dylan Reyes
>The """"""""""Virgin""""""""""" Mary gave birth to Jesus
Is Joseph the original cuck? Literally let another man spiritually impregnate his wife then raised the son.
Luke Hernandez
Yeah he was cucked by roman soldier and that's why Jesus couldn't follow Judaism
Charles Wood
>be mary
>fuck hot chads daily, nightly and ever so rightly
>get preggo
>tell old man husband im a virgin and god blessed me with a holy child
>the mad man actaully buys it
>years later tell baby hes a miracle birth
>he starts a fucking religion that people still follow 2000 and some years later
Mason Rogers
> be G*rman
> try to translate "the young woman Mary"
> I can do this, it's "die junge Frau Maria"
> write "die Jungfrau Maria"
> oops
Alexander Rivera
>Be Buddah
>Fuck no one
Jonathan Wilson
>Be Jesus
>Fuck a whore
proofs?
Luis Barnes
Mary was the one born without sin. So it was her mothers husband who was cucked.
Brandon Barnes
Joseph was an old guy. Mary was young, unmarried and pregnant. Joseph took her to avoid a scandal out of benevolence.
Michael Adams
Men are fertile until their death..
William Allen
well yeah but then she woud have been his wife, hardly cause for a scandal
Benjamin Lopez
Israeli's were cucks. they only need the wife to be Jewish for the child to be a Jew
But Jesus was epic, so maybe it was worth it being cucked by god
Nicholas Ramirez
End this bullshit please.
theguardian.com
Jordan Williams
>Jesus was epic
>Lived as a homeless man and died in a stick
Caleb Cruz
>The guardian
Turk pls
Robert Hughes
>Be me
>Fuck you
Jaxson Green
>Be Abraham
>Be a cuckold
Colton Gomez
>irish "education"
Luis Garcia
Meant great. But no, the suffering doesn't take anything away from the accomplishments
Ethan Johnson
>the bible is a story about a dude getting cucked by god
Christian Lewis
Mehmet Ali, please stop being an asshole and adopt Islam like your ancestors.
Michael King
Or what?You gonna fuck my little sister?
Levi Wood
>that millions of people have died for
HOHOAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Alexander Davis
Nope, I'll kidnap your brother in to the palace and give him a good education to become a Pasha. He will have a well respected, high stantard life style.
Owen Walker
No I'm gonna fuck you :DDDDDDDD
Cooper Thomas
>be person in I century Roman Empire
>this shady hippie comes and tells you of magic bird that made woman pregnant with the son of sky fairy and he died to make sky fairy forgive everyone for fucking goats
>believe him
>be Arab in VI century
>town rapist comes and tells you it's ok to fuck little kids because magical sky fairy send him book that says it's ok
>believe him
Jacob Peterson
>town rapist
KeK
Juan Nelson
>be Albanian
>BURY A FUCKING BEE
Nathaniel Scott
Delet
Thomas Hill
t. Fedora hoxha
William Kelly
T.Abrahamic cuck
Brayden Bennett
>tfw A FUCKING ROASTIE was behind everything
Blake Rogers
Fuck, this made me laugh more than I expected