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no gf editshoon'

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suicide

piss balls

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haven't done a slep yet

don't know if I should even bother now when I have to get up early tomorrow

nth for Canada > USA

Kek

who else here /drinkingfromthesun/?

cara

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can't help but feel i'm a bit odd for making it into my 20s without ever being on a date

shagged for first time on thursday, wasnt as good as i expected tbqh

is dutch caralad still a thing?

got the ol' yellow fever so bad I'd rather go out with a 4/10 oriental lass than a 10/10 white one

anyone else get this?

everyone's first time is always shit

important thing is you lost the ol' 'ginity

Day 2 of being hungover. Off to work soon, not a fan

Nowadays peeps have drunken sex at a houseparty, then they have a date sometime in the future

lord's day, 'sheed

>working on a sunday

ISHYGDDT

>work on a wednesday
bender

this is why i don't drink

>2 day hangover

Do you not drink water?

don't think ive ever been to a proper houseparty

controversial opinion alert: the best way to combat radical islam is by not being afraid of it :D

shagged her 7 times from thursday to saturday. only came 6 times and her vag kept pulling my foreskin back to the point of pain lmao

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casual sex is gross and those who partake in it have STI's

fuck off alcoholic

I'm not afraid, I'm rationally cautious.

>working on the sabbath

oy...

is it good if your mucus is turning green

v. good

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Klingons are actually lads.

I drink alcohol lad that's why it's day 2

drunk drivers have killed entire families, and walked away relatively unscathed from the accident, and then are set free a mere 10-15 years later, or less, free to live a normal life.

why is this allowed?

life is fully of misery and shocking unfairness

business idea: marry a Chinese peasant girl with the body of a 12 year old boy

Good morning everyone!

Hope you all have a good day!

10-15 years is a long time

business idea: marry a Chinese peasant boy with the body of a 12 year old who legally changed his gender to female and is dressed up like a girl

Fuck off cunt.

manslaughter is a less severe crime than murder

because forcing someone to spend 10-15 years of their youth is worse than death

Also their insurance will skyrocket when they get out of prison

> 10-15 years
> mere

nigga how long do you need to rehabilitate a drunk driver? smfh

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Lads, have you ever wondered what normal people would think about people who collect random images from imageboards on their hard drive?

>rehabilitate

European meme to "rehabilitate" criminals. Justice, as crude as it may be, in the absence of God, to be various forms of "an eye for an eye."

is it true that brits inject tea?

Is that a subtle request to show off folder size?

hmm might be on to something there but I can't imagine there would be much difference

an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind

>tfw no vintage bike

LE TEAAAA XD

THE QUEEN DOCTOR WHOOOO SHERLOCK!!! XddDDD

guy i don't know sent me these pics of my gf
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>awake 4 minutes
>eaten 1,800 caloires

fat bitch

the state of anglo countries

i feel like most so-called "criminals" could be rehabilitated, but a few are probs too far gone and NEED to be locked away for the safety of society.

v nice chebbage

might make some bovril in a bit

how :O

Looks brand new to me.

vintage-style

if this cat doesn't stop meowing at me i might have to play with him

think it might be because they're english words and by and large non-anglo cunts don't speak english lad

why does polen hate us so much

reckon some criminals can't be rehabilitated at all and should be shipped off to a shithole desert island

The feminine penis makes all the difference in the world.

you mean heroin lad

5'8"

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We did that once and look what happened.

controversial opinion: i am not as bad of a poster as people make me out to be

post pics of kot

>criminals" could be rehabilitated, but a few are probs too far gone

You've missed the point. The VAST majority of people who commit crimes have the agency to distinguish between right and wrong.

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don't kill yourself please

then they can build nice countries for themselves

6'3

built like a brik house

imagine having yellow fever so bad you'd rather shag a Chinese boy up the arse than a 10/10 white woman hahaha can you imagine that haha

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*imagines it*
seems alri

honestly made me vomit

nah I mean like a deserted island, like the pirates did

>100 million sharks are killed every year

what the fuck

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>bubonic plague kills twelve brits a year

hhhsh*t

all chinks

Chinks.

Goodbye *sniffles*

umm, then why doesn't norway have many repeat offenders compared to america, uk, or australia?

It's their fault for being too tasty

Is it gay to date a transgender if they identify, act, dress, and (mostly) look like a woman?

hmm think I know how to get that Chinese gf now

cheers lads

no large presence of minorities

thinking if i should do a coffee poo

posted the video last week and got a few decent (you)s

Ah heck you're right!

Please dont kill yourself

for the best, she wasn't cute enough

you're next lad

Under the law, no.

In reality, yes you closeted poof