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putain!

Would I be allowed to ask for a fork if i was in a Japanese restaurant ?

What's wrong with our chopsticks?

You wirr not be arrowed to have chopsticks, sirry gaijin.

No problem.

I dont know how to use chopsticku ! Do restaurants have western eating utensils or not ?

Many restaurants will refuse service to foreigners, but some of the more open-minded/trendy places will provide knives and forks to foreigners, because they know that foreigners can't use chopsticks. Typically you will be unable to ask for chopsticks - they know that you can't use them.

どうぞ

fuera mierda
aprende pe carajo

Yeah, some places offer you forks or give you a choice between the two in case you know how to use chopsticks.
Unless by "Japanese restaurant" you mean a restaurant in Japan that services Japanese cuisine, in which case you will almost never get a fork.

I thought there were already enough Chinese restaurants so that everyone knew how to use chopsticks in Europe.

You could always just learn to use chopsticks

Bueno! Bueno!

ドイツからおはよう!

日本からこんばんは!

konbanha

これは悪い状況です。眠れません。3時間後に私は群集の前に歌います。

great ! what if i bring my own fork just in case? i mean, they should know that we don't use chopsticks in Europe !
every chinese restaurant i visited gives Fork and knife, they would run out of business if they tried to force people to use chopstick
a lot of time and very little reward

どうせ口バクでしょう?

皆さんは元気ですか。

ごきげんよう

What song do you sing?

にぃ〜
どったの?先生

2yo Chinese peasants are smart enough to figure out how to use chopsticks. You are too. It's not hard and doesn't take a long time

Using chopsticks isn't hard once you get used to it.

すみません、私の日本語はまだとても下手です、あなたのポストがわかりません。

Worship songs for church.

Are you sure you are using chopsticks correctly?

Probably not yet but it works..

ああ、牛乳がうまい!
肉もうまい!
牛は神

do you struggle with chopsticks? no if you can fucking do it we can fml.
can you use a knife and fork you retarded chink.

もう家で飼っちゃえばいいじゃん(´・ω・`)

It would be worth it. Japanese girls love a man who know how to use his chopstick

おはようドイツちゃん
ドイツって一月は忙しいの?

曲者じゃ

これはどう思う?

これからピザを作る。うらやましい?

口パク means an air singer.

口パクパク

we say lip syncing in english

いまさらプレステ1買ってしまった
ちょっと金出してpsp買うべきだったか

Oh, I kept thinking that 口 was katakana ロ

がんばって!

Fukuoka was unexpected.

私は学生です。忙しくない。
日本は?

...

Oh, thanks for clearing that up, I was still confused.

ありがとう :)

>I would put raw rice around the trap to make the clean-up easier
これはわかりやすい

誰かがネズミを捕まえの経験がありますか
話を教えてください

( ・д・)/--=≡(((卍 シュッ!!

> lip syncing
I didn't know it.

ろぱく ?
It seems that you have made an internet slang just now.

これからピザと子作りする。うらやましい?

私は英語先生です。
誰かが岡山にいますか?

Aren't girls from Kyushu known for being pretty? I remember someone saying that here or on Sup Forums back when Hashimoto Kanna was trendy

コンドームはちゃんとつけましょう

He is pizza in Japanese language, and it means a fat man.

ネットスラングで一般的ではない。

oh Kanna. I see.

Exactly, she is very popular.

...

私は明に岡山人じゃないけど、少ない質問があります。
岡山の生活が好きですか?いいところですか?

こっちは暇だよ
なんかそっちの新年は忙しいと勝手に思ってたw
仕事とか特にね

岡山は超大都会だから

ni hao konichiwa desu anime gaijin!!!!!! Hikikomori SUDOKU

そっか、日本の地図がよく知りません。それじゃ、あなたの近所が好きですか?

あーあ

先輩には敵わない

nice language skills you got there.

Do you want to take a fighting style in such an unimportant thing?
This thread is your home ground in your life.
I cheer you.

岡山?
超都会???
ははははははは

ここのバスは1時間1回来る
都会じゃないと思わない

NIEN! danke jah HitlerstraBe

I want a gook girl to piss on my face

i can help with that

また日曜洋画劇場は相棒か
アホか

今日の駅伝大会

臨場だろ

Do they have couchsurfing in Japan?

>couchsurfing
americans surf on couches?

どんなピザ?

お気の毒だ

Obviously

We could never fit on those tiny boards you use to surf

they are not that small

「岡山は大都会」というのはジョークで言ってるんだよ
岡山は田舎で陰湿なのに、自分たちの町が都会だと思い込んでるからバカにされてる

peru, have you ever eaten out a hooker's pussy or butthole before?

アメリカ風のピザ生地で、トッピングはトマトソース、チーズ、ひき肉、キノコ、干しトマト、そしてリーキ

Which makes it even worse.

They are watching TV probably.

アメちゃんwww

ね、ねあなた起きて。
ね、ねお兄ちゃん起きて。
何方の方が一番好きです

yeah. gay jap bois might rape your asshole in the night tho

I hate going outside but if I dont do this, Im gonna regret it later
now I must use my technique of walking without thinking

今日はスシローに行った

美味しいと思っていた

>tfw a Jap compliments me on skilled use of chopsticks
>"Thanks. Do you sometimes have trouble using a knife and fork?"
>"No, but my wife just can't get the hang of it. Right dear?"

So:
>can you use a knife and fork you retarded chink.
The answer is:
>not necessarily

It must be really hard for you not to think.

some people feel relaxed outside while I feel anxious because I can be attacked at any time and if I defend myself then the judges and policemen will ask me for a bribe
everybody is shit and I need to walk between that shit

挽肉と長ネギをピザに乗せた事がない。
美味しそうだ。

I can not longer deal with social anxiety , suicide is the only solution, Im gonna sleep forever, no more humans around
there is nothing good on the world and I didnt ask to be born

どんなキノコ?

桜庭一樹の「赤朽葉家の伝説」読んでる
おもしろい

send me your """""FORTUNE"""""

スシローはおいしいよ

what does japan think of my country?