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do you know any other languages /cum/? you can't have those 3rd world shitholes knowing more than you, right?

I've been casually studying a bit of Russian.

All I really know are the general sounds of the letters and some words. It lets me convert moon runes into our characters which has been handy.

I speak english and some french besides german.
I tried to get into spanish to move to south america if shit hits the fan, but I'm now trying to learn italian instead.

Isn't Italy fucked up too?

With your English any anglo country could work moving wise. I think the US is just the hardest one to get to.

Italy is better than germany for sure. Italian is more of a muh heritage thing, and I generally like the country and the people. I mean I could risk it and move to south tyrol, but I want to be better than the people that make me rage here.

Understandable. Are people that insufferable in Germany because of its history? Hopefully things improve in your country. With any luck the elections coming up over there and the ones happening around Europe will change things up somewhat.

The Germans who move here are some of the nicest people I've met. The culture bits they share seem interesting too. One German family friend has some carved mask from some sort of pagan-like festival he celebrated back home. I'm not sure if that was a wildly celebrated thing or just a local thing for where he grew up.

I really don't know, I've been extremely patriotic etc. but growing up I feel like the country changed for the worse.
I mean I have friends here, I always lived here etc. this is my home, but it doesn't really feel like it anymore, not only the refugee shit that had an influence on it, but it started even earlier. I've been one of those guys who'd say fuck the US, the people are so ignorant and such things only to realize that we aren't any better. Going to the US changed my view in general, I know that they have some problems too, I can't explain it, it just felt like the country would fit better to me.
Germans are okay people, maybe I'm the problem, but they are ignorant, arrogant and somewhat proud about it, which is annoying. I can't really understand the way people seem to think here nowdays.

Why are inbred Americans stronger than Germanic Aryan race??

To become an ascetic cause lack of self-control has been the source of nearly all problems throughout my life.
I'm going insane because of it. My weakness and my hatred of my weakness have left me suspended in a bitter, never-ending cycle of introspection and self-loathing. My conscience relentlessly beats me down whenever I go against it/fail to consult it before being taken by old, self-destructive habits.
Still attempting to carry on with some new year goals I've set. I've made some progress but often stall since it's hard for me to tell whether I'm doing well at times. Tapered down/ceased usage of a few drugs I used to self-medicate pre-existing & life-damning issues like insomnia and dysphoria. These past few months I've had severe withdrawals + prolonged withdrawal symptoms. I'm prone to worse depression, insomnia etc. and it's easy to give into the thought that I'd be better off relapsing, "Anything to not feel so miserable and trapped inside my head with these hellish thoughts."
Excuse the blogpost, I'm just fucked. Derealization, depersonalization, lack of sleep and social-isolation have made a trainwreck out of me. Life has been too much to keep up with, I can barely tend to my simple responsibilities anymore. It also blows that I've been incapable of foreign-language study, that's my passion & I made the goal to learn basic Latin before 2016 ended.

felicity

anzu

does anzu ever reveal her body?

i imagine she'd look like a holocaust victim naked

I wouldn't say it's something wrong with you. When your community self destructs and people congratulate themselves over it you end up as a straight man in a crooked world scenario.

If you do end up moving just make sure it's something you want. It would suck to pick up and leave and just end up unhappy anyways.

no she does not, this is as lewd as she gets

you should work on the social isolation part. I dealt with that most of my life but made a few good friends recently out of luck. i haven't had suicidal thoughts or as extreme depression since then.

I still have no self confidence and hate myself, but you've got to start somewhere.

wake the fuck up /cu/nts

i never went to sleep

>and just end up unhappy anyways.
At the moment I feel like I wouldn't miss germany anymore. I sometimes think that's kind of sad, I ended up like the people I look down upon, eventhough my reasons are different. I used to miss Las Vegas a lot even though people constantly told me it was a shit hole and I mean the city is just play pretend in general, but I felt like this place was just fine for me, just like a lot of parts of california were okay to me, but I know that things might look different if you aren't just a tourist and actually have to live and work in the US and there would be my first problem. The working culture seems fucked up, of course I don't want to neet, but it seems like the employers tread their workers like shit and force them to work like crazy. I can't judge Canada, I've never been there. For italy, I know they have troubles with their economy, they have immigrants, because all the africans strand there, but I feel like the society is more conservative and values similar things like me, for example family etc. which seems to lose its value here.
I constantly here the people around me bitch about their parents and how they want to move out asap, but I don't. Of course I sometimes have conflicts with the members of my familiy, but there's nothing more important to me than them.

wake jup

>nap for a bit
>end up sleep pooing

glad i had the diaper on

>check my fagbook because I'm bored
>some fact page about Hitler shows up on my feed
>the comment section is filled with poo-in-loos defending Hitler

What the fuck is India's deal?

>Tfw got Beats by Dre
time to slay some pussy

Hitler didn't like britain and neither did the indians. he also used the swastika. I think that's about it.

kys my man

By killing Sup Forums I will save you all

i'd literally die without Sup Forums how is that saving me

*guzzles urine*

Going to play xcom 2

i like that webm

My best friend recently returned from uni and is taking a break for a few months. We've met a few times since, and it's definitely been a relief from my usual routine, but I've had to force myself to message him. Just yesterday I was caught between the guilt of procrastination and a hard time messaging him so I could get out of the house and escape sitting around feeling ashamed all day. I never brought myself to message him or stop procrastinating. Hopefully I can overcome that inhibition at least once this week, I'll try.

>I still have no self confidence and hate myself, but you've got to start somewhere.
I'm making efforts. I think the stress of setting expectations for myself and being unable to meet them has been delaying my recovery. I'm in no position to keep up with my nagging responsibilities when finding the will to get out of bed in the morning is a trial in itself. I need to let go for a while, take things slow/easy & focus on allowing my brain to recover, but I know I'd just be more guilt-ridden, feeling like I've completely failed myself & my family for not trying anymore.
I hate myself too, like no other. I go nuts just seeing my reflection. I can't stop putting myself down in my head. Often times when I fuck up, I'll get a song stuck in my head & I'm powerless to stop it from playing on repeat, pounding at my skull. It seems audible at times, then I criticize myself for being a pathetic nutcase.
This song often resounds. It's motivational for my situation, I suppose that's why it terrorizes me when I fuck up:
youtube.com/watch?v=yH5-fZmCWwU
Thanks for listening. I'll go sit in the shower for an hour or two now in hopes of relaxing.

>Social isolation
just watch anime and pretend they're real
you idiot

I know it's hard, but just write the people you care abou or that are usefull from time to time. Most people don't really know that it takes a lot of you and they won't start talking shit. If you lack a reason to start a conversation, just write them on events like their birthday, or wish them a merry christmas. I know it's not that easy, but it's worth it in the end. Been meeting friends some times even when I really didn't feel like it, but in the end I felt a little better.
I still wonder though, how many people would actually show up if I died.

well, im gonna go back to sleep

hopefully i don't sleep poo again

wish me luck

good night.

Actually - this thread title is pretty funny :D

do you agree with 2016man?
personally I think this is a symptom of deeper loss of ethics in politics.

Hawaiian pizza is pretty good. Don't knock it til you've tried it.

He's out of his mind now.

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>Bragging about not doing something
Reddit is pathetic

this

This is SO important right now, such a powerful statement to end the first black presidency...especially when you take in to consideration what's gonna happen in 5 days...

Why am I so attracted to depressed girls

ur depressed and hope they'll understand?

Their depression humanises them and makes them seem obtainable.

being banned from a single board for 3 days or being banned from all boards for 1 day, what do you prefer?

you want to mindbreak them into submission

>getting banned
who gives a shi - oh wait haha non-dynamic IP fags still browse this board

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poo dubs of truth

>anzu thread deleted
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

worse autism than anime avatarposting tbph

fick dich

I had a dream about being naked in front of a girl. It was so scary I woke up

should have let her succ the dicc

I like going on /adv/ and writing really long bullshit stories for (you)s

okay i'll try doing that

>implying you won't end writing a sob story you hope to get serious advice on but it is so pathetic in all its honesty that people will think you're taking the piss and ignore your thread pushing you one step closer to suicide

is that what happened to you buddy?

Thicc

yeah haha i was just projecting

now go back to /adv/ and sob some more bud

I try to write really creative stories so that people are enticed to read them and reply. For example, I wrote a story from the perspective of a guy who was convinced a girl was following him (but wasn't). It's no fun to write the same story twice.
the point is i'm getting pretty good at being genuine and realistic and leading people to the conclusion about my "character" (since none of the stories are actually true) that I have in mind without blowing my cover.

And I've been doing this for years. I just keep getting better. All for (You)'s

if thicc is what you want, thicc is what you get hombre

fatties

>girl that is clearly too dumb to drink water
>somehow this is supposed to be "sexy"

I like writing stories from the perspective of an asshole who everyone hates. But people easily see through the bullshit once I start saying things like "I'm smart but lazy".

It looks like she pissed herself

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Go through every sentence and put yourself in the position of your audience. I always need to read through once or twice and cut out/rewrite red flags or odd statements.
Obviously it helps if you've consumed a ton of fiction.

AAAAAAHHHHH I CANT KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS

literally been just sleeping all day for the past 7 days

Why do I always get rock-hard just complimenting girls?

For the first time in my life, I've had the courage to flirt with a girl, and she's a genuinely kind person. Every time I give her a compliment, I get rock-hard, and I don't know why. I don't even have sexual thoughts around her, but I still feel those fuzzy warm feelings inside just telling her "you're pretty" and watching her blush.

I don't get it.
How the hell am I getting off on calling her nice names?

you're just excited

Thanks, Dr. Müller

I was on the FB page of some fat old German dude with a Thai wife and now I constantly get ads for mail order bride sites lmao

look at those pathetic shits


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wtf is up with the anti spam filter jesus christ

The Zucc's wife is Chinese.
There's your problem

>tfw I will never be worth 7 billion and have a Chinky wife who will be eternally loyal due to my wealth

would get a hot one tho
Shit I could probably land a TV show in Taiwan looking for a wife with good looks and sexy feet and they'd air it prime time with that money

Used to happen to me in my first year of high school
it goes away

I've never told a girl that though

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bruh they know anyway, you can always spot a hard dick through the pants.

when I had the big titted Taiwanese over for the first time and she came out of the shower wearing just a top and I could see them nips (her tits didn't look that big under the sweater) I got a lil stiff one going and she deliberately put her feet on my lap when we were watching a movie later to tease me. little did she know what she had done, so obviously it turned rock solid.
end of the story i succed.

also if your bitch ain't 100 years old you ain't swaggin on a hunnit

I am a gay transsexual binary lesbian worm-kin

My stand, Pointless Shitpost, is the best in the world

No! My stand is pepe le frog!

Deatsch was my first language and I know a tiny bit of Latin.

Tfw you find your algorithms textbook online

>day 3 of Dunkin Donuts
>I still don't know how to make a mocha or latte

you might be mentally retarded

what should i get from wendys?

kill yourself

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

nothing, go to the grocery store and buy some carrots

Spicy chicken

Spicy chicken sandwich

>and a large soda.
*Diet soda

gotta watch my calories

have you guys had the spicy sriracha chicken sandwich yet? It's fucking glorious

Memes aside the bacon fries look good.

the chef's 9 inch dick

oh. ok. I don't think that's available but I'll ask

Anime

>sriracha

p100 taste but why the fuck would you put in on a sandwich