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fuck off lefties edition

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bellway.co.uk/new-homes/essex/ekco-park
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sophie

cara 2bh lads

ah yes

Japanese pop

gonna go a whole thread without being narcissistic

GOOD edition

I've gone fill autism with some crisps from the oriental shop lads

who /hydrated/ here?

BASH
THE
FASH
lads

arsu

;^)

>looks at you

Fuck dieting. Odds and I go buy some biccies.

you'll never manage it

fucking nonces

spam more pictures of women please, seriously lacking in this thread

I'm well hydrated
why do you ask?

>go to the park
>see this
What do?

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week has passed in a drunken blur of cigarrettes and alcohol 2bh

trying not to get drunk today because I feel almost dead

>throwing away progress for short term satisfaction

so glad my brain hasn't regressed to this runtoid mindset

>eel kabayaki

these? can you buy these in the UK?

Get on with my life as I'm not some deviant sex pest who wanks into a wet flannel

park my bike

£40k

German techno
youtube.com/watch?v=MqhMDnAVI5E

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-38628367
>The Northern Ireland secretary of state has said he is not contemplating any alternatives to devolved government.

Says the man who resigned as immigration minister when it turned out his cleaner was an illegal immigrant

>Devon

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I'm sarcastic because I don't know how to show emotion. Nothing that's come out of my mouth in the last 10 years has been genuine.

as she stands there
singing for money
la da dee la da da

alri Deano my son!

race is a social construct

youtube.com/watch?v=O9Y1sEmyymw

nah they're Hong Konger not Japanese

They're basically Nik Naks

the deano meme was ruined by abnormies and yanks who've never conversed with a deano in their lives

>city

>post a nice car
>must be a deano

need an example of these so-called hobbies that makes no having a gf ok

terrible post

the periodic table is a social construct, doesn't mean elements don't exist

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It's not a Deano car you tit

>that blue piece of shit
>a nice car

umm

some absolutely tragic housing going up on the old footie pitch I used to play on lads, I'll try and find some photos - it's worse than barratt housing

good post

BRAVO, claudio

looks VERY ripe in this pic

I was being all post modern. it's irish.

christ almighty delete this

>and this is our son's room

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The Deano meme was always fucking shite without any appropriation from JFs.

dont care

ah right. same flavour is all I guess.

I miss Japanese crisp flavours, especially that and mentaiko

>exposed

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here it is lads

have a gander at the state of these

>£350,000

christ alive, it's right by a train track and a main road too
bellway.co.uk/new-homes/essex/ekco-park

the absolute state

i'll never forget that time i got drunk in middlesbrough and something really horrible happened

>not superior barratt
dropped

youtube.com/watch?v=EsyAso3_6d4

that's the whole point you fucking clown read my previous post

can't see outside

One of the mutants smiled at you?

ah fek forgot about the washing

there was some potential in the gimmick, but it soon turned shit by uni students and NEETS who were less successful than Deano

it's not pedo if she's asian you racialist

nah mate i just opened the thread
not reading anything above your post

Just woke up

Hows it hanging fellow lads

Getting fucking sick of these WANKERS who can't link the thread properly!!!

>£325k for a place like that in Southend

green belt really did a number on you lot

is the chrome blue wrap?

yeah they're pretty good
I like how they all come in 80 gram bags instead of the 30 gram bags that local crisp producers put their crisps in

I never thought Sansa was that pretty, but she has a sexy look to her in this picture.

nah mate it's the fact she is fucking ugly

@69954444

yeah me too mate

it's not greenbelt.
SE is the only economically viable part of our country because it's close to central europe

europe has a centre/ periphery imbalance

>Getting fucking sick of these WANKERS who can't link the thread properly!!!

this is the plot of land it's built on

only positives are that it's close to a good school and a "nice" park

it's also right by the airport but not under the flight path as far as I know

>Middlesborough
ahh yes, the county town of Yorkshire

what happened though lad

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when i was a child i had a fever

and London

just took my copy of dark souls 2 to the zoo

britain has a very unique and comfy aesthetic that you simply don't get in any other european country

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21 and I've never had chickenpox

yeah, a fever for cock ya bent nonce

Alot of Boro mentions in the threads lately like
What's the craic with that mates?

youtube.com/watch?v=Hwa195Y3S4Q

>Middlesborough
>borough

He's literally spelled it correctly in his post you've quoted. Why have you fucked it up, you utter tit?

blue bit is considered the most powerful part of Europe because of it's large population that is either highly educated or are highly skilled manual labourers

I took DS2 to the zoo yesterday. It's taken me years to get it into his head that he only plays with his willy in private. About half the male primates were rubbing their dicks on tree branches and one was standing right up against the glass having a good old tug.
Then, as soon as we entered the reptile house, we were greeted by the sight of 2 giant tortoises shagging.
AIBU to ask the zoo to put warning up for visitors?


www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2713004-To-complain-to-the-zoo-about-the-wanking-monkeys


HOWLING

bender

brings back memories of Teesside Tin Tin and Boro Pat

Because it is a town full of paedos

>Both housemates had girls over last night
>I had to listen to sounds of girls moaning from both rooms for hours
>They know I'm a kissless virgin
>One girl only left a few minutes ago
How absolutely horrifically depressing. The >tfwnogf are reaching unprecedented levels this morning

You're likely to die if you catch it now