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grime rave edition

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nigger

sophie

pep guardiolel exposed edition

rave merch

Heard you got bummed in a field

Cause I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo

can I bum a fag?

what does the INSIDE of a fanny feel like

tried putting my cat on my shoulders like in a streetcat named bob. might need A&E

I heard that you got shagged behind Mike kellys
ah nah that's mad

bags of wet sand

youtube.com/watch?v=PKBttUMKND4
Ships cat nigger was loved by all.

inside of your mouth

New national geographic set to release

susan

...

people will say a mouth but it's not the same

think it'd be a bit tighter than that des

hahah english people are so gay

actually does seem pretty gay when you see it written

a bit racist

what does this have to do with geography

Looks like it might educate a few ignorant right wingers.

need to spaff down theback of her neck

inside of the cheeks to be pacific

>when supply is fixed and demand exceeds it prices increase

why do non-londoners have such a difficult time grasping this concept

I don't live in London and even I can understand it

just because people don't want to live in their literally who (albeit sometimes very pretty) towns and villages in bumfuck nowhere doesn't mean they've somehow got one up over everyone else

that's what i meant innit

does it feel nicer with your willy or your finger?
could an average tongue actually get inside?

It's a good thing that Corbyn isn't in some important position like leader of the Labour Party then. If he was then they're going to be in an awful pickle around election time

don't agree

yers

*desperately tries to hide the virgin pose*

*enters thread*

alri

>tfw had sex with like 10 different girls but i haven't been sober for a single one and barely remember what i did

weird feel

looking at passing traps makes me depressed
why

Idris Elba should play him in the inevitable biopic.

Sorry can't hear you just buying a 15 squar foot room for £4 million in Islington

if i wanted your input would have asked for it

if i wanted your input would have asked for it

wish those kind of coats weren't associated with bellsniffs like him. would like to own one.

hat

...

Would you shag Amanda Holden lads?

FONT

you can't really feel it that well with your willy
fingering feels really good iah

Wish cloaks were in fashion.

Sometimes I see on the side of bottles or cans that if you recycle them you will get some money back

Why the fuck are we recycling shit for free when foreigners get paid to do it?

Snorting lines of coke off my macbook lads

bullshit

Yes, because I'm not a bender

at least it's not blue rose

[citation needed]

Yeah sure

they look a bit like some girls who were in year 9 when I was in year 7

Well, did I fuck up lads?

who's that on the left?

Is it gay to shag a tranny if they're had a vaginoplasty?

me

quite fond of the Trivago ad lady desu

its getting less funny each time you repost it

fuck off

no, she's probably schlicking it to you right now

Me on the left

*walks around like i'm bigger than prince*

watching a gay nigger movie. am i grime yet

really not a fan of you it was funny the first time now stop pedalling this forced meme

Because you envy us and want to be one of us.

situational

I open this every time and it makes me want to kill myself every time

has a girl ever told you she thought of you while masturbating?

*knocks you to the ground with the pizza stone*

whens the thread, pedro

YES

someone post thicc holdens please

bullshit my arse is louder

good investment, you'll be able to sell it next year for 5.5m

yes. I showed a girl when I was 16 how to masturbate

tfw i'll never be a vulnerable wee lad adopted by a hot black couple

No :'(

A girl once said she was turned on by me. She has a boyfriend though

sure

nonce spastic

*pisses in a corner and walks out*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HNLMS_Karel_Doorman_(R81)

British aircraft carrier we built in 1942, sold it to the Dutch in 1948, they sold it to the argies in 1968 and they didn't decommission it until 1997

Really makes me think

do these places always smell like neckbeard sweat or is it just my one

not me

do teenage girls get randomly wet the same way teen guys get random boners?

did a poo lads

oh right thats me

proud of you buddy

probably
they're fairly fedora shops desu

nonce

who ate all the pies it was me wiley

Anyone been watching Taboo?

Combo's in the new episode

YES, ALL the time. I have to censor my thoughts sometimes because my panties will get all wet.. when I daydream about sex, I have to stop myself, I do this at work! I have to snap myself out of it quick!

top boy riddims they are made by me

Why do black people smell?

which reddit thread did you take this from?

big noses

Would you shag Lorraine Kelly lads

Lads look a shops called sex lmfao

merchants gonna merchant

btw it got a new deck

culture of poor hygiene, body hair that doesn't suppress odour well