ameriretards edition
/brit/
picking up some 'aine later
picking up some 'aine later
remember the trainwankers? i'm glad they're gone haha
>POOCHESTER POONITED
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back from leicestershire lads
dont know how anyone can bare the midlands
Start new job tomorrow haha
Literally male receptionist with a female boss, hope she uses my young body for her sexual desires ahha
member ludders and his kpop
For the German retard who thinks paki means pakistani and isn't just a generic insult to brown people
>The use of the term "Paki" was first recorded in 1964, during a period of increased immigration to the United Kingdom. It has also been directed to people of other South Asian backgrounds, as well as people from other demographics who resemble South Asians.[4] In the 1970s and 1980s, violent gangs opposed to immigration took part in attacks known as "Paki-bashing", which targeted people and premises of any South Asian origin,[5] or any other ethnic minority.[6]
is 5'10 the most meme height in existence?
We're still here but we just don't post trains that much
Maybe it includes individual expenditures for tertiary education. Otherwise I'd be howling if they wasted this much money per student solely on their awful highschools.
anyone who wants to know, knows. Anyone who says its not happening/its a conspiracy are just willfully ignorant/leftists
trains are british culture, 'sheed
>tfw i'm one of the kpop posters
fuck the janny
any BEYTAH LEFTISTS here?
I'm glad he crushed you all under his heel 2bh, best thing he's done for this general
lads why is wogba dabbing?
There's more people in Yorkshire than New Zealand.
California has a higher GDP than the UK and yet.. I don't have an anecdote. Just yeah..
*inhales deeply*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
over the weekend so far I've consumed over 14 cans of beer and a quarter litre bottle of vodka
is this bad? i dont drink often on weekdays
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So much this
keep having neck and shoulder pains whenever i'm sitting lads
what do
caralad is next
If you're having rail problems I feel bad of you, son. I've got ninety-nine problems, but a train ain't one.
rose is CUTE
That is NOT a British train, nor will a train like that ever be seen in the UK
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like to see janny try and do me in
>because he's a fucking nigger
love this post
fuck off reddit
Wait why would the tories want to privatise the NHS?
surely that would cause a humanitarian crisis of sorts?
rioting?
are they expecting the british public to just let it happen?
are the british public that stupid to let such a thing happen?
BLM are equivalent to the KKK
/brit/ in one video desu
BLDNM
hope the tories privatise the NHS 2bh
want to invite this girl out for coffee lads
you think she prefers costa or the 'bucks?
sexy haha
tried to JUST myself up completely but I failed get rid of the gf
didn't have the bottle to properly break up with her and it's so easy to just sink into her comforting arms. regretting it 2bh, I should have cancelled on her after my drunken text like you lads suggested.
now she will get to start hating me as I become more and more pathetic and obnoxious
how am i supposed to lose weight and keep it off when healthy food tastes bad?
business idea: trigger the rorkesheeds
rule of thumb
>more right you go: less nationalisation, more privatisation -> let business do it's thing because it's more efficient (can't survive? business fails, sorry!)
>more left you go: more nationalisation, less privatisation -> need to protect industries/corporations (no monopolies allowed.. apart from the government owned stuff)
>are the british public that stupid to let such a thing happen?
if murdoch wants it to happen, it'll happen.
Howling at the thought of a rail nation like the UK not having bilevel cars.
Put the freddos in the bag and nobody needs to get hurt
think i've finally given in to my hedonistic desires lads
just eat less you fat cunt
>not just having coffee at one of yours so you can quickly move to the sex
we should nationalise the entire field of recruitment and hr and just put all job placements on one site
it's way too diffuse right now. finding the job for you is statistically as likely as finding your soul mate
business idea: assassinate rupert murdoch and his entire family
>visiting gran's house with my family and dog
>she's a fucking cunt
>threatens to cut me out of her will for no reason
>calls my mum an idiot at random intervals
>my dog decides to piss on the floor
man's best friend
They'll use their fake news reports to cover it up.
Perfidious Albion
i don't eat a lot, the weight gain has been incredibly gradual, i just eat bad food when i do eat
Las Malvinas son Britannicos
Coffee back at yours.
>we should nationalise the entire field of recruitment and hr and just put all job placements on one site
>it's way too diffuse right now. finding the job for you is statistically as likely as finding your soul mate
sporting an erect willy
Can't imagine having a nan like this
Have never heard mine swear, drink alcohol or do anything remotely like that. Always very prim and proper
alri it's that guy who posts FONT to everything gonna do it for the rest of the evening haha
>man's best friend
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What's that, whiskey injected vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce and tranny hookers?
agree
>not living close to a coffee shop so you can seduce her on a romantic walk back home
natural monopolies like energy should be entrusted to the state
otherwise you end up getting fucked by the gas company and the leccy AND the bastard water company that you literally cannot switch away from, fuck united utilities
you don't eat a lot but you eat enough to become a fat cunt? yeah, alright mate
I eat shite food all the time (instant noodles, chocolate, biscuits, cake) but I'm a skinny runt because I ACTUALLY don't eat a lot
can smell a sewage type smell and i don't think i farted
worrying
Probably because there are so many tunnels that wouldn't be tall enough desu.
Business idea: Nationalise the newspaper industry
Gas prices in the UK are the lowest in Europe
Business idea: Propel George Soros to 200 mph to assassinate Rupert Murdoch.
>JUST
ah yes, fedoraposting, very funny.
we should have a national monopoly for recruitment
put all jobs on one site like universal job match or civil service jobs and make the company that runs it a quango
good lad
this is like 10 years worth of eating poorly
also never do exercise
my other paternal grandma is very sweet and nice to be around, my maternal grandma is just mad. I legitimately dont know why she threatened to cut me out of her will. My mum says she's always been like this
feels good man
BRITS HELP
What do i answer??
holy fuck lads 3 doors down are playing at trump's inaugga
hope they play kryptonite, cracking song 2bh
good band, better than beyonce
Hair transplant money well spent
good post cyprus
>bi
Bit gay
>i am twelve years old
@165
[hat]
>arguing under a pseudo name on the internet
Lads I need to dispose of some light bulbs, pretty sure you're not meant to just chuck them in the bin, where are they meant to go?
Coke is a pretty shit drug 2bh, massively prefer sulph
The ethnic and cultural framework that has defined America since the 17th century.
America is for Africans and Europeans, hispanics and asians should FUCK OFF
business idea: crack one out whilst listening to this (note: will figure out how to monetize it after the fact)
>council runs the bus service near me
>Do a good job of it
I say we give them the trains to do as well instead of letting the national government near it
going off porn lads
I think my libido is finally slowing down
thank fuck, wanking each day is a chore