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picking up some 'aine later

picking up some 'aine later

remember the trainwankers? i'm glad they're gone haha

>POOCHESTER POONITED

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back from leicestershire lads
dont know how anyone can bare the midlands

Start new job tomorrow haha


Literally male receptionist with a female boss, hope she uses my young body for her sexual desires ahha

member ludders and his kpop

For the German retard who thinks paki means pakistani and isn't just a generic insult to brown people

>The use of the term "Paki" was first recorded in 1964, during a period of increased immigration to the United Kingdom. It has also been directed to people of other South Asian backgrounds, as well as people from other demographics who resemble South Asians.[4] In the 1970s and 1980s, violent gangs opposed to immigration took part in attacks known as "Paki-bashing", which targeted people and premises of any South Asian origin,[5] or any other ethnic minority.[6]

is 5'10 the most meme height in existence?

We're still here but we just don't post trains that much

Maybe it includes individual expenditures for tertiary education. Otherwise I'd be howling if they wasted this much money per student solely on their awful highschools.

anyone who wants to know, knows. Anyone who says its not happening/its a conspiracy are just willfully ignorant/leftists

trains are british culture, 'sheed

>tfw i'm one of the kpop posters
fuck the janny

any BEYTAH LEFTISTS here?

I'm glad he crushed you all under his heel 2bh, best thing he's done for this general

lads why is wogba dabbing?

There's more people in Yorkshire than New Zealand.
California has a higher GDP than the UK and yet.. I don't have an anecdote. Just yeah..

*inhales deeply*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

over the weekend so far I've consumed over 14 cans of beer and a quarter litre bottle of vodka

is this bad? i dont drink often on weekdays

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So much this

keep having neck and shoulder pains whenever i'm sitting lads

what do

caralad is next

If you're having rail problems I feel bad of you, son. I've got ninety-nine problems, but a train ain't one.

rose is CUTE

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That is NOT a British train, nor will a train like that ever be seen in the UK

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like to see janny try and do me in

>because he's a fucking nigger

>yanks

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love this post
fuck off reddit

Wait why would the tories want to privatise the NHS?

surely that would cause a humanitarian crisis of sorts?
rioting?
are they expecting the british public to just let it happen?
are the british public that stupid to let such a thing happen?

BLM are equivalent to the KKK

/brit/ in one video desu

BLDNM

hope the tories privatise the NHS 2bh

want to invite this girl out for coffee lads

you think she prefers costa or the 'bucks?

sexy haha

tried to JUST myself up completely but I failed get rid of the gf

didn't have the bottle to properly break up with her and it's so easy to just sink into her comforting arms. regretting it 2bh, I should have cancelled on her after my drunken text like you lads suggested.

now she will get to start hating me as I become more and more pathetic and obnoxious

how am i supposed to lose weight and keep it off when healthy food tastes bad?

business idea: trigger the rorkesheeds

rule of thumb
>more right you go: less nationalisation, more privatisation -> let business do it's thing because it's more efficient (can't survive? business fails, sorry!)
>more left you go: more nationalisation, less privatisation -> need to protect industries/corporations (no monopolies allowed.. apart from the government owned stuff)

>are the british public that stupid to let such a thing happen?
if murdoch wants it to happen, it'll happen.

Howling at the thought of a rail nation like the UK not having bilevel cars.

Put the freddos in the bag and nobody needs to get hurt

think i've finally given in to my hedonistic desires lads

just eat less you fat cunt

>not just having coffee at one of yours so you can quickly move to the sex

we should nationalise the entire field of recruitment and hr and just put all job placements on one site

it's way too diffuse right now. finding the job for you is statistically as likely as finding your soul mate

business idea: assassinate rupert murdoch and his entire family

>visiting gran's house with my family and dog
>she's a fucking cunt
>threatens to cut me out of her will for no reason
>calls my mum an idiot at random intervals
>my dog decides to piss on the floor
man's best friend

They'll use their fake news reports to cover it up.

Perfidious Albion

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i don't eat a lot, the weight gain has been incredibly gradual, i just eat bad food when i do eat

Las Malvinas son Britannicos

Coffee back at yours.

>we should nationalise the entire field of recruitment and hr and just put all job placements on one site
>it's way too diffuse right now. finding the job for you is statistically as likely as finding your soul mate

sporting an erect willy

Can't imagine having a nan like this
Have never heard mine swear, drink alcohol or do anything remotely like that. Always very prim and proper

alri it's that guy who posts FONT to everything gonna do it for the rest of the evening haha

>man's best friend

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What's that, whiskey injected vanilla ice cream with caramel sauce and tranny hookers?

agree

>not living close to a coffee shop so you can seduce her on a romantic walk back home

natural monopolies like energy should be entrusted to the state

otherwise you end up getting fucked by the gas company and the leccy AND the bastard water company that you literally cannot switch away from, fuck united utilities

you don't eat a lot but you eat enough to become a fat cunt? yeah, alright mate

I eat shite food all the time (instant noodles, chocolate, biscuits, cake) but I'm a skinny runt because I ACTUALLY don't eat a lot

can smell a sewage type smell and i don't think i farted

worrying

Probably because there are so many tunnels that wouldn't be tall enough desu.

Business idea: Nationalise the newspaper industry

Gas prices in the UK are the lowest in Europe

Business idea: Propel George Soros to 200 mph to assassinate Rupert Murdoch.

this

see:
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>JUST

ah yes, fedoraposting, very funny.

we should have a national monopoly for recruitment

put all jobs on one site like universal job match or civil service jobs and make the company that runs it a quango

good lad

this is like 10 years worth of eating poorly
also never do exercise

my other paternal grandma is very sweet and nice to be around, my maternal grandma is just mad. I legitimately dont know why she threatened to cut me out of her will. My mum says she's always been like this

feels good man

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BRITS HELP
What do i answer??

holy fuck lads 3 doors down are playing at trump's inaugga

hope they play kryptonite, cracking song 2bh

good band, better than beyonce

Hair transplant money well spent

good post cyprus

>bi
Bit gay

>i am twelve years old

@165
[hat]

>arguing under a pseudo name on the internet

Lads I need to dispose of some light bulbs, pretty sure you're not meant to just chuck them in the bin, where are they meant to go?

Coke is a pretty shit drug 2bh, massively prefer sulph

The ethnic and cultural framework that has defined America since the 17th century.

America is for Africans and Europeans, hispanics and asians should FUCK OFF

business idea: crack one out whilst listening to this (note: will figure out how to monetize it after the fact)

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>council runs the bus service near me
>Do a good job of it

I say we give them the trains to do as well instead of letting the national government near it

going off porn lads
I think my libido is finally slowing down
thank fuck, wanking each day is a chore