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just got caught by my dad saying nigger

aids

reminder that wheelups over rhythm and gash don't count

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Reach out in your community. Reach out to your friends, your loved ones. The next time you hear something, or think "Are they okay?", don't internalize, act. You could be the one light in their life today, a day that by all other accounts might be unremarkable, save for what might take place. It is heartening at least to see there is some support here, some respect for the family through what is and will continue to be a very dark hour.

I would also like to relate that for me, personally, in my dark hours, I will remember this girl. I have attempted suicide more than twice. I have extremely dark days, still, and probably will throughout my life. That fateful day, the last time, my belt broke. There was noone to help me, to hear me, to talk to. I wish her rope had broken and she could have just a few more hours to see the world does have some light in it, if only we can look for it. Thank you Katelyn, for helping me keep my perspective. The world will miss you.

we should nuke wogistan

Reported to INTERPOL.

Gf just sent me this

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holy shit did you see that fucking sand nigger muhdicking that aussie girl last thread
fucking shitskin sand nigger gettin his lips moist

personally think rhythm n gash is a shit instrumental

shut up blud
i'd bodybag you with a quick 32bar no long ting

*puts headphones in*

Ah yes, now I'm immune from partaking in any social interaction.

business idea: automate the entire tube network and tell the unions to fuck off

gf sent me this from her holiday in Spain
looks like she's enjoying herself x

They went to shit after Antics

My straight flat mate keeps using my bum as a masturbation tool

have too many tabs open lads

browser looks like it's a toblerone haha

>be algerian shitskin
>move to Thailand
>fuck a child
>get aids
HOWLING

>australian
Lad that's obviously a Thai, probably another prossie

had a giggle

theguardian.com/business/2017/jan/12/toblerone-maker-mondolez-hike-price-cadbury-bars-freddo

JUST

I don't get it

edgy contrarian opinion
still sounds as good as the first time i heard it in 2007

me in the back

>eating literal poison

fuck off yank

>be American
>get shot
>get AIDS from a blood transfusion
>Hospital charges $500,000 for the time

saving all of these lad

I know one of you lads did this

Don't think you'll get many replies

Who do you actually vote for

>first time installing a bog
>happy with it
>realise he's installed it in a way that you can't close the door

what a fucking retard

me neither. im under the impression that everyone who says its hilarious is all in on some joke

he cannae close the fucken door

WRONG
>shortclipofdjtsayingit.gif

heuling

my guy's hairline starts at his neck

>Birthday January 15, 1992
it is her birthday today
everybody please wish her a happy birthday

>same height as the girl you're kissing
howling what a manlet you must be

Man of the match

first election was the eu one
been voting ukip since then because i wanted out the eu, but now i'll probably change because ukip is ded

thought he be better looking

still don't see it

its a man fumbling around with a flat surface in some stupid foreign language

happy birthday, my dear wife. i love you

debating doing some sex tourism
i'm unironically 6'6 what would happen if i went to SEA

Mate she hasn't got a nose, her eyes are barely recessed and are quite obviously slanted

She's Thai or some other asian

Lib Dem twice and Remain.

GibiASMR gf when?

might post this on /r/asianmasculinity

liam sheldon your teeth look blacker than me

dont actually know anything about prostituion laws 2bh but im guessing they count escorting and its just brothels/streetwalking thats illegal

I legitimately thought they were speaking Russian until the end

you'll still be lanky and ugly

>My son was diagnosed with stage 4 rhabdomyosarcoma. His cancer treatment so far has included 7 different chemotherapy drugs, 25 days of radiation, 3 surgeries, Cat scans, Pet scans, MRI. If either the lifetime maximum or pre-existing conditions provisions are removed from law then my son, at the wise old age of 4, will no longer be eligible for healthcare at all much less affordable healthcare. I do think that there is plenty wrong with the ACA. I hope those against the ACA never find themselves where my family has found ourselves. Without those provisions we would have run out of coverage already potentially ending my sons treatment and probably his life. I think as long as profits are the primary concern for insurance companies, healthcare providers, and pharmaceutical manufacturers, we will never move beyond our current crisis in healthcare.

AH YES, AMERICA

why are you trying to convince this wanker she's an asian? she looks like an HIV riddled farang whore

>playing jewfa

keep voting ukip nearly at %20 pop vote

fuck off clegg

i know
wasn't the question though you bitter manlet

my mental health is NOT good

He was supposed to shut the door before installing the toilet. And they're Irish.

Easy fix though, just take the door off the hinges and put it back.

Wasn't trying to convince him you dunce

>cannae
He's from Ulster.

this is old because prostitution is legal here (in Ontario)

Whats that sub about

AH FAR FACKS SAEKE

nick

they spend more capita than us haha, fucking cucks

>manlet
ha ha got me there

She's australian mate. I don't know what's the exact background of the exiled prisoners she decended from but she looks like a regular australian and Not thai at all (don't want to post actual picture but it's easy to see that she's not asian from pic of kissing)

Is it racemixing if i fucked an american

>tfw brother could possibly go blind unless they replace the ACA with something quickly
Ah yes, Trump.

>tfw to short too do sex tourism and look like a white God

Asian men getting pissed off at whiteys taking their women among other things

wtf i love pei now!

Did this really happen?

I do miss him. Probably my favourite politician in recent memory.

bunch of low test asian lads hating on white men for travelling around/getting jobs/fucking girls in asia

The same if you're 5'6. You'll constantly get approached by prozzies that you think are just genuinely interested in you, until they ask you how long you want.

You won't meet normal girls in SEA, they wont be around the tourist spots. Japan is your best bet, if you went to the uni bars that are known for having white people

ah yes
yet another 8 hour shift today

I doubt they'll repeal it without A. a transitional model and B. a replacement

kek wills the lesbian

I see a lot of giant western tourists with tiny old prosties that look like shit. If you dont have game in your country you won't do much better here. You'll get laid sure but the state of your Gfs tbqh

CRYING

watching the 40 year old virgin

pretty depressing

might go to a US shooting range and kill myself

i'm paranoid though, i've watched budd dwyer kill himself by pointing the gun in his mouth but i'm scared i might just blow my nose and eyes out and live

>you need game to get a prostitute
This lad is king of runts yet somehow believes he's a Chad
How does he do it

shouldent be poor then tbqh

I really hope not but it's not looking positive at the moment

Happy birthday Mio

1 year older than me now haha

when someone straight up asks you if you're taking drugs when you wake up at 7.30pm what do you say without admitting it

Blood orange

Hahahahaha, number of girls that don't want kids within fifty miles of me. 4. Number of girls that said this because they already have them. 4.

sister called me a future 40yo virgin a few months ago

work tomorrow

You're suppose to aim it to the back of your throat, the goal is to obliterate your brain stem. Quickest way to guarantee death and supposedly painless

>be American
>pay $300 dollars a month for health insurance
>get sick
>'sorry sir if you read the fine print the insurance doesn't cover the illness you have'

there's no way they could leave it wild west style whilst they draw something else up, unless they just repeal it and go back to the old system until they replace it

My family owns 2.5m in real estate. My parents make more than $175k a year. Not poor by any means. My brother just doesn't have a job that gives him insurance.

Wonder what she'd be doing at 25. Probably graduated uni, probably having her first kid.

I realised the other day I'm older than a lot of anime characters, I'm also older than the 'old' characters in 90s anime were.

Shit.