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random pic from my picture folder edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=1eiaIQk-7KE
youtube.com/watch?v=mxm_aUPf5m8
youtube.com/watch?v=RIWC8dL71oA
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium_ursinum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantago_lanceolata
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>slovaks in charge of making threads
thanks based pepo

Is this a woman's foot tho

>declension
skloňovanie
>animate masculine ending with hard consonant
životný mužský rod končiaci na tvrdú spoluhlásku
>inanimate masculine ending with hard consonant
neživotný mužský rod končiaci na tvrdú spoluhlásku
>animate masculine ending with soft consonant
životný mužský rod končiaci na mäkkú spoluhlásku
>inanimate masculine ending with soft consonant
neživotný mužský rod končiaci na mäkkú spoluhlásku
>special nouns ending with the vowel -a or -e
špeciálne podstatné mená končiace na samohlásku -a alebo -e
>feminine nouns ending with the vowel -a
podstatné mená ženského rodu končiace na -a
>feminine nouns ending with the vowel -e
podstatné mená ženského rodu končiace na -e
>feminine nouns ending with a soft consonant
podstatné mená ženského rodu končiace na mäkkú spoluhlásku
>feminine nouns ending with a hard consonant
podstatné mená ženského rodu končiace na tvrdú spoluhlásku
>neuter nouns ending with the vowel -o
podstatné mená stredného rodu končiace na samohlásku -o
>neuter nouns ending with the vowel -e
podstatné mená stredného rodu končiace na samohlásku -e
>neuter nouns ending with the vowel -e/-ě
podstatné mená stredného rodu končiace na samohlásku -e/-ě
>neuter nouns ending with the vowel -í
podstatné mená stredného rodu končiace na samohlásku -í
>masculine animate
mužský rod životný
>masculine inanimate
mužský rod neživotný
>feminine
ženský rod
>neuter
stredný rod

it's not that hard user, back to high school with you

>high school

Holy fuck, i don't understand or remember half of that. No, actually none of that.

Kdo do píči se sere o gramatiku na sociálních sítích kriste pane

Bych musel funit vzteky 24 hodin denně jen kdybych šel na fagbook s takovou

Věty končíme tečkou.

aj ja mam pici gramatiku, ide o to ze nevie co tie slova znamenaju, co je podla mna pekna diera v slovnej zasobe

...

AUTISM

Věty začínáme velkým písmenem.

Spapaj mi pipík.

Axaxaxa cestina znie tak retardovane ze TEĆKA to co za slovo z kerej piče materé vyliezla taka hatlanina? Debili

>ITT: Autistfest 2017

Act decent please.

i dont know wtf is going on

Me neither but it's not comfy at all.

Don't worry, you're not missing anything interesting.

Nice foot
May I post mine?

I hate how the game turned into DLC trucking

>I don't know wtf is going on
Just average Slovak autism

Slovensko bola chyba

DENNI PRIPOMINKA KTERA STRANA JE TA NEJLEPSI STRANA

JUST

Are you a female?

Are you 15 years old?

To jsme hodně v prdeli když českou nacionalistickou stranu vede ťamik co?

Maybe, maybe not

cas praje diverzite
neda sa to zvratit ani keby tam bol najlepsi politik sveta

JUST

It's pain in the ass right?
Do you regret your decision now to have anything in common with our glorious language?

>Sup Forums
wrong board

i want to move to czech republic. i am a software develoepr with 4+ years of experience
what are my chances of meeting a female publicagent randomly?

pls stop pretending to be me

thanks

No. I have to move forward and fight.

>7cases

But...why? Or is it like latin where the 6th and 7th case are just memes?

You dont need to know this shit czech language is uses by alcoholics and people with broken will they dont use standard version.

If you wish to speak like you are from prague just suck 3 dicks then get fucked in the ass and when you talk just think of this experience

Morava=speak like retard, use random words from other languages

Sudet: seig heil gádžo gib money

Are you non-binary?

How does it matter exactly?

Still more simple than Hungarian.

No, non-binaries are a meme. And a bad one at that, to be honest.

...

>How does it matter exactly?
Nezalezi na tom. Jenom je to divne. Neco jako kdyby BNP vedl cernoch. Člověk to nečeká, že cizinec bude mít větší dedikaci vůči cizímu státu než jeho vlastní občané.

Very high.

t. Praguer

I like your spirit friendanon.

No, all are used.

>all this autism ITT
I'm sorry you had to see this

female publicagent?!
but there is just Martin and some other guy

>banned form discussions
wew
I wish GoG Galaxy had some popular multiplayer exclusive. I'd be happy to leave steam entirely.

This. But there were so many good threads in a row so we all knew it had to end one day.

ok i lied i actually want to live in budapest for a while haha no hard feelings, r-right?

that's the spirit
if it makes you feel any better, I absolutely hated that shit when I was in elementary school even though it was my native language

i thought he'd be better looking

>Implying non autistic threads exist on this Hungarian guláš recipe sharing umageboard

>generals
>good threads
Well, I wish very best luck.

>tfw your slovak language and literature teacher will never punish you for being a bad boy and yout shitty grammar
why even live?

Unfortunately this. Sup Forumstards wrecked it as they always do.

would be really easy to find a job (especially if you're java dev) with good salary desu

t. expert

>t. newfag

Why would anyone move to an inferior country?

Good luck with that then.

Isn't all grammar just memes?

wat

Tell us what do you have between your legs then.

Ale Okamura není cizinec. A pokud nacionalizmus vnímáš jako boj o zachování kultury a ne rasovou teorii, tak v tom nevidím žádný konflikt.

Let's stop with the autist talk

Any plans for the next week?

fug. i'm not java or .net dev. i'm hardware and C dev :D

how much do java monkeys get there?

czechia is not inferior, it is one of the best country in europe, much like estonia. ppl just don't know it

My shorts, duh

going to renew my občanka and listen to the old hags there giving me shit for not doing so earlier
visiting relatives in Brno
paying a visit to HR department to prolong my contract
you?

i'm just gonna assume this question extends to me as well

came to the capital by boss order. to open a new office building where the white collars will be working from now on. super not exciting. free beer tho and sauna so why not.

youtube.com/watch?v=1eiaIQk-7KE

Do Estonians use sauna as much as Finns do?

pls no

segg :D

yes. they just brag about it more on the internet.

>laughed/10
>from sudetes confirm its true

My fucking head hurts. I don't know why. Probably dehydration. Help!

>these two are cousins
really makes you think
eat some snow

acetyl salicyl acid, water and aloe vera ingested with sugar

you lied. it did not make me think.

>Maďarskou vede poloviční Cikán
>Nizozemskou vede poloviční Indonesan
>Americkou vede poloviční Umpa-lumpa
nic zvláštního

>eat some snow
this but salt it a lot first so it melts better in your mouth
t. bestfriend

wtf NO this is how you create mustard gas

> acetyl salicyl acid
Where the hell am I supposed to get that? It's not like I have a laboratory for making meth at home, you know...

kek
also you forgot about
>French lead by woman
>Brexit lead by quitter
which might trigger them too

it's aspirin...

it's pure aspirin without any additives. it's literally the only thing that keeps a pharmacy alive for being sold over the counter without a prescription

and if the pharmacy is closed go chop some willow bark and make an infusion of it. same shit

That explains it. Thanks for warning me.

"Thanks" for trying to kill me...

>2017
>not having a mobile meth lab
youtube.com/watch?v=mxm_aUPf5m8

Okay, which one if you is lying?
I probably shouldn't do anything people advise me on Sup Forums. That's the only way to be sure.

*of you

go to sleep, hopefully it will be over when you wake up, you can thank me tomorrow

...

what i gave is solid advice, google it if you don't believe me :DDD

what kind of natural remedies do people use in v4? do you gather herbs and medicine berries in the summer/autumn?

if not you then maybe your parents/grandparents?

Estonian wanted to rekt you don't listen to him.

Assasination attempts are strictly forbidden on v4 please leave.

seggs

dirty pervert

>posting more baits

Wymieniamy! :^{DDD

hello i really want to masturbate

ayyyyyyy

Then fucking kill yourself you godless abomination masturbation is a sin and this is a christian general.

>what kind of natural remedies do people use in v4?
broth soup
hot tea with honey and lemon
salted lemon slices
garlic, lots of garlic
sleeping with socks on

Amen to that my brother.

You will go blind!

youtube.com/watch?v=RIWC8dL71oA

"the avoiding of illnesses by means of prevention!" a song about drinking tea with lemon to stay healthy

Thank you

Yeah. Work, work, work, work and work.
>get salary on the last working day of every month
>January 31st
>fucking Tuesday
kill me right at this specific moment

these
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium_ursinum
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantago_lanceolata

understandable

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Allium_ursinum
nice, i grow this and other leeks/garlics in the garden
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plantago_lanceolata
this one grows wild everywhere so you can just pick fresh leaves. how do you use it? to stop bleeding and make infusions?