Culture Pals: Diet Coca Cola edition.
Talk to qts from around the world, practice your bants, chill with the lads, press F to pay respects to all the qts who you didn't meet last year.
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First for Chris Jericho and Brazilian qts.
>saving the thumbnail
toothpaste confirmed retarded
Third for the first poster after the first two posters
>125x78
Let me make it up
what a fucking slut kek
so what happened to that dutch aids girl that used to post her nuds here? last time i saw her she said she got engaged
What's her problem?
GUYS GUYS GUYS
So I made an bumble account. And this girl contacted me. She said she did porn, but told her to snapchat me. She sent me this. vid.me
And then told me her twitter: twitter.com
Clearly her nudes are everywhere. But the question is what the fuck should I do? Continue talking to her? Or just delete her?
you should marry her and be a fine cuck
Bit rude tbqh
Don't worry he apologised after it after the entire stadium wanted to kill him
share snapchat
nvm im dumb
kek. that girl has nudes that were posted before and she gets fucked in the ass by people visiting her city.
What a beta lmao.
Guess I'm going to St. Petersburg.
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STOP THE BULLYING
she only does it for free :DD
>I love travelling
no shit everybody does
she's ugly put post her nudes
You can buy a hotter escort in your area for much less
>tfw only 3 prof. views
someone please hug me
D-don't.
Try saying it to his face. Guess what? You would not dare.
Why not, Vladimir?
The Slavic female CAN NOT resist the virility of the southern European male.
Then how come you went nowhere with her lel
Haven't had the chance.
Didn't you say last thread you fucked up?
I didn't post here last thread, friend
Bruno can get any girl he wants at any damn time he wants. Including some random Russian butt slut. TRUST HIM!
reeeeee, I am not Vladimir, reeeeeee
Why bother talking to her? Sounds like a waste of time to me, there are easier ways to play the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory game.
Also, this
Oh trust me I will, and you can get your dose right after.
Word, brother.
Are you the St. Petersburg ruskie who has been ignoring my marriage proposals then?
St. Petersburg is a safe bet anyhow. If I can't pull while I'm there, I'll just get some chick to fuck me for a sandwich.
get flags boyyy
Cmere
your flags look almost the same
>marriage proposals
Uhhh, no. Also, Vlad=/=Vladimir.
the first one is easier to distinguish
no spen posting in my thread!
Well, my name is Vlad, so I guess that you have confused me with someone. Also, I am the only russian with flags that posts here.
I dont understand, you know im not the one shitposting with your name right? and I know who you are ofc
REEEEEEEEEEEEE, I am blind, why the fuck do your flags look almost the same, portugal, get your shit together.
kek no worries
It's the same flag retard
t. beta bitch
^Lmao beta
lol beta
who's /dentata ?
do you know
> her
?
I still don't understand why
>tfw actually kind of like my Russian qt
How dumb would it be to go to Russia and hang out with her? I can afford it but what are the odds of being stabbed and robbed?
literally 0
if she's down, go for it. Sounds like a fun opportunity.
She alreasy proposed to me.
What are the odds of my fucking up my life by marrying her, moving to Russia, and then getting gulaged as an undesirable next time our countries have a pissing match?
Alreasy in de heasy bra
Gonna need to figure out how those visa things work..
Could be worse. Assuming my QT didn't get taken away by the revolutionary guards, I would be if I ever went to visit her.
I thought visas were just for work/extended stays ?
Someone just told me "Oh wow big guy!", do normies also expect to be answered any variant of "4U" ?
how the fuck do i keep a conversation going? its always me leading and then it dies.
Do it, and if they don't get it, block 'em.
Ask questions? Cultural stuff? Do you have anything in common? Don't be afraid to do crazy shit, these are anonymous people halfway across the world, the world is your oyster.
ive actually succeeded in contacting a person who lives in my city, now i must not fuck it up
Lie about yourself. If she has a hobby then just say you do too and lead the conversation
Oh, shit. Meet up with them IRL then, arrange a meetup. Go do something, make a friend. I dunno.
>tfw no qt boy to cuddle with
I made a fake qt a while ago and I've only just realised.
What the fuck did I make it for? What can I do with a fake qt getting tons of messages each day?
Laugh at how desperate t*rks are
I don't think so. Wouldn't you need a tourist visa for Russia? We make them get visas.
I may be able to help you with that.
Grlpucci or boipucci?
Yeah, I guess so. According to Wikipedia, you need a visa so... sheeeeit... may the Force be with you, user.
Yeah I'm reading up on it now, seems like a pain in the ass.
I need to get a sponsor too. I'm almost thinking I should use a travel agency to sponsor it instead of her in case shit goes south between us while I'm over there. I don't think it would but you never know.
Travel visas aren't hard to get
As with any country you should use your street smarts, as long as you're white you shouldn't be a victim of random violence.
At the most you might be mugged or robbed.
Well I wouldn't know, I haven't ever traveled outside of this country.
I assume its not safe for an american to go to turkey?
Russia does seem a bit more complicated than what an American would normally see.
Also the fact that they may issue the visa for as few as 4 days is kind of unsettling. 4 days is not enough time to spend with my qt given the cost of the plane ticket.
According to the State Department? No. There's a lot of kebabery of the exploding variety going on there right now.
But hey, how do you actually value your own life?
Yes, but there are so many beautiful turkish women and they seem crazy about american guys (or at least whatever look I have)
Turkish girls are definitely hot for white guys but good luck trying to fug them.
Most of them are hardcore strict mooslims, so unless you enjoy putting it in their pooper then the whole trip will just be a cocktease.
Also all of the Turkish girls I've talked to had shit level of English.
I've met a few that speak well. Do they really accept anal? I figured most were muslim but what do I know, I'm a retard american I don't know shit about turkey
>Do they really accept anal?
Maybe, go to Turkey and report back for us.
>so unless you enjoy putting it in their pooper then the whole trip will just be a cocktease.
Not him but I would be okay with this.
I don't want to die . I wouldn't be comfortable with Erdogan being in charge. I don't want to be part of some kind of political crisis lol
What city does she live in? I know a little bit about Turkey and can probably give you an idea of what level of kebab you're looking at for most of the bigger cities.
Izmir
You're good. Low level kebabery especially if she lives in an upper class area.
Literally about as good as you're likely to get in Turkey.
Is it normal to feel like all these girls are complete fucking shit when you're first starting to look for a replacement qt?
Yeah. Some qts stay with you.
What happened to your old one?
mite b cool
I've seen pictures of granite counter tops, so I might be good
In the unlikely event of all hell breaking loose, you have an American passport and can therefore emigrate basically anywhere you want with ease. Plus, literal refugee - Europe can't get enough of you folks rn.
Honestly it's worth the gamble. Even if you are around when a bomb goes off it'll be a cool fucking story for when you get back.
Hooray for giving bad advice
Haven't heard from her in over a week, worried the revolutionary guard might have got her because Iran. I'm waiting until the end of this week until I'm going to 100% assume that she's gone, but it can't hurt to prepare for that possibility. At this point I'd be glad to find out she's been riding some Iranian chad's dick if it meant she didn't get hanged.
Just act like you would in the US, stay away from places that look like they have poor people in them. Izmir has always been a really international, cosmopolitan city.
Apparently she and I would both be dual American-Russian citizens if we got married.
Gonna make a world war akward as fuck.
Do you have her whatsapp?
Yeah whatsapp is what I've been talking to her with.
I dont want PTSD
I know as long as she was with me we would be be fine imnot lookinh to go find a drug dealer o r some shit
Do you have the little check marks where you can see if she's read your messages?
I'm being honest with you, I can't think of a single place in Turkey I would feel safer in than Izmir.
That's good mate. Means you have a very powerful passport combination. Definitely going to marry my Italian qt when Brexit happens since my Great Grandmother was selfish enough to leave Ireland while pregnant, so I can't get an Irish passport
Yes. They're not blue so that means she hasn't read them. And I can't see her just deciding to ignore me without a reason. It's probably something less sinister than what I'm imagining, but it is Iran we're talking about here so your mind is probably going to go there.
Cool
I assume they mite b a little more open to sex then?
She was saying she'd want to stay in Russia too so I know she wouldn't just be using me for a passport. Which is fine by me because I have the kind of job you can literally do anywhere. I'm in charge of North Latin American and Australia/NZ ops for my company so half my department is spread over the world already. And I was looking up how much my salary in dollars would be worth in Russia and holy fuck would we be rich, and she has a really good job by Russian standards already.
That is spoopy. Did you guys have an argument or did you maybe offend her? Kebab can be sort of sensitive sometimes I've noticed.