Do you live near the ocean?

Do you live near the ocean?

>tfw no ocean

about 200 miles away

289 km to the nearest beach

I'm sorry. I shoudn't have made this thread.

I will take you to Búzios hermano. Let's go.

between 500 and 700km I've never saw the sea/ocean

y-yes pls, BR beaches best beaches :')

Yes, basically in the norwegian ocean.

W-Will you take me to Bariloche after? We could hang with some argentinian girls, AG bitches, best bitches :')

An hour from Marseille so yeah
But it's the sea, not the ocean

>W-Will you take me to Bariloche after?
sure, but we'll have to save some money first, Bariloche is quite expensive

I live on the seafront.

I-I've been to Bariloche already. We can go to Patagonia! Let's see the penguins XDDD

1000 kilometres from the ocean

:(

an hour and a half drive away
been there 4 times in the last month

ok, then, lets go c:

i can walk to a beach right now

its also a marshland of filth and mud

80km

Yes.

Hmm

kek

fuck no

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500 meters

800m away from the Mediterranean sea, but it's not an ocean

I don't and I'm OK with it. Can't stand the heat.

no water for me

No, fuck the coasts. It's all cucks and nu-males there.

Plus salt water is shit. Desalination of all oceans when!?

I live next to the sea but it's not an ocean

Pretty close to it

How's it feel being in the middle of bumfuck?

good

The North Sea is not an ocean you dumb fuck

Can i come

what for? siberia is like canada but worse

you're never more than 70 or so miles from the sea here

400kms from the nearest sea, way more than 400 for the nearest ocean.

you got shrimps

The closest ocean is 460km away and in Mexico
Actually quite a bit closer than driving to California

>1000 km from nearest ocean
>it's Arctic ocean

five minute walk

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Once the sea levels rise it'll be a one hour drive.

Kek

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>tfw will become a beautiful merman soon

I truly apologize, but qt bears was my reply, don't copycat me, please.
Regards.

two blocks away

I never go

30 minutes walking distance
I live in the Andes

About 500 meters