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Real Synthwave Hours edition

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Start new job tomorrow haha


Literally male receptionist with a female boss, hope she uses my young body for her sexual desires ahhaa

ol' 'cide

youtube.com/watch?v=-aRVPo-sAUc

love synth wave

don't drink drive

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christine_Chubbuck
>Christine Chubbuck[a] (August 24, 1944 – July 15, 1974) was an American television news reporter who worked for WTOG and WXLT-TV in Florida. She was known for committing suicide during a live television broadcast.
>Her focus on her lack of relationships is generally considered to be the driving force for her depression; her mother later summarized "her suicide was simply because her personal life was not enough." She lamented to co-workers that her 30th birthday was approaching and she was still a virgin who had never been on more than two dates with a man.

It says one of the main sources of her depression was that she was a nearly 30-year-old virgin. It boggles my mind how a reasonably attractive woman in her twenties can remain a virgin if they don't want to be. I mean, I'm pretty sure any woman in their twenties could walk into a bar, ask a man for sex, and get an immediate and unconditional "yes".

don't understand how she can be so cute tbqh

synthwave is SHIT

>she

Stretching wasn't working for me, even with topical steroid cream. Didn't know about these new-fsngled stretching rings you can get.

Oh well, fixed the issue. Lead a healthy sex life now.

do you ever post anything else?

Test tomorrow lads

you're literally going to kill urself because of some skin on ur dick
hahahahahahhahahaah
haha

VOTE CORBYN
VOTE FOR PROSPERITY

I WILL DEBATE ANY OF YOU RACIST UKIPPERS

work tomorrow

Love listening to vinyl

time to get trolly'd desu

phimosis life

Green milk, fuck off

no one does lad. same bollocks posted over and over all day every day. mexifat will be along in a sec to call us pirates. circle of life.

fallen for a girl from tinder lads

might do a bump to test the quality tonight

>union jack

rorke

the mexican poster is quite a lad. always post the same things but you can feel a sense of his inner feelings through his posts

idgaf about work in the morning 2bh. I'm drinking myself into oblivion tonight nonetheless

I'll just leave the gaff an hour earlier so I don't come across any cops looking for drunk drivers and just sleep a bit in the carpark before clocking in. been doing this for years and I still don't have a single penalty point

>Blue milk
too much fat - trying to cut for bodybuilding
>Red milk
Tastes like milkey water

what did the leader of the opposition mean by this?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35337432

Umm his name is Beto

frankly schwarzenegger has a more impressive career than trump

and with his actual experience at governance i think he could do a good job

would have been a better meme president

turn 22 tomorrow

You all mock this woman but she is happier than any of you could ever hope to be

*sits on /brit/ with my fingers shoved down my foreskin*

Calm down Pablo Escobar, look at me, I do hard drugs! I'm so hardcore! Let me post about it where nobody gives a shit!

Sup Forums is a site for ANIME.

Sup Forums is not site for NAZIS.

he's pretty funny

no posters, just a flag?

watching golden boy

decent so far

degenerate

anyone else smell skips?

not allowed because he was born overseas

yeah. except when he's fucking around with the toot stuff

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>those brows
>that hair
>those lips
>that beak
>those eyes
>those tits that are either fake or extremely saggy without a bra

VAPID
BRITISH
SLAG

hasn't affected this pitiful life at all

i know but trump is breaking the law too so might as well?

Yet she is still happier than you

Sort of want to buy a turntable but it would just be me buying a lot of shit I already own in digital formats looool

don't think somebody as self obsessed and blatantly insecure as she is is actually happy

Angela Merkel is unironically good aha

>watched a mexican drug lord skinned alive without flinching but got distraught at a grainy dark video of a girl hanging herself

WE DONT NEED WEAPONS UK IS PEACEFUL

i wish i was 16 again

what law did trump break?

bender

no she isn't

hedonistic pleasure != happiness

This is my gf, she is a fascist but I still love her.

My bellend story

>had never pulled my dick back, whenever i did I couldn't, 13 comes along
>come out shower with a boner
>decide todays the day, now or never
>regardless of pain, pull it back and it finally goes back, but part of the skin is attached to the penis itself
>"fuck"
>can't roll it back, in immense pain
>forcibly roll it up and put it away
>week later
>jack it
>stuck bit peels off

keep telling yourself that
you were born with the same chances as everyone else you autist

umm, he's racist, sexist, and Islamophobic?

the whole conflict of interests issue

>dad rings
>hi son can you help me with my computer please

ughhh

lose yourself in the music the moment you own it

confession: i'm a bender

this is why I made my dad get a mac ~7/8 years ago
still works to this day and he's never had an issue

Snapped the 'ol banjo string

fuck, did you at least attempt to clean inside the foreskin at first?

i defeated my 'mosis when I was 14. just pulled my willy skin back slowly and a bit further every time

no-one on Sup Forums realizes her party and her are right wing, only party more right wing than them are AfD desu (CSU is basically identical to CDU)

Help your dad, love your dad, because some of us don't have one and wish for him back every night

Insane conflicts of interest, which directly goes against the constitution.

>parents took away the chance of ever experiencing phimosis

Hhmmm not sure whether to eat a pack of those fresh tortolini things or go out to McDonald's or a kebab shop for food.

wow what an achievement

bent cunt i know shared this on fb lmao

lovely tits

pls gib skinning video

im the opposite of you

One of the few anime where I thought the dub was better than the sub.

can i beat premature ejaculation by death gripping

not that i ever have sex aha

Put a bit of soapy water on it every now and then in shower from what I got told from the school nurse that looked at it but apart from that no :(

>when he doesn't have 'mosis

Red flag ladies ;) x

the blacked logo is missing

snapped the ol' nigger string

not sure what point you're trying to make
give me the greatest cock the world's seen and my life would have gone the same

then you never had phimosis

yes

reduce the amount you wank
and when you do wank, take it slow

and try and increase the time between wanks

he hasnt broken it yet, it is an ongoing issue and he will probably cave. trump can adjust his behaviour to comply with that law, terminator will always have been born overseas

>2 times a day for a month

Fuck sake
and I still don't know how to do it properly

Should spend the Trident money on making our country look nice like every other developed European country has

I'm quite sure you're wrong
that problem unconsciously affected your whole psyche

who has attempted suicide here

Why the fuck do you faggot have spaccer cocks

i'll give the dub a go when i'm on episode 4 then

i am helping lad
it's just a bit painful innit

stop copying that american nonce m8 you're better than that

seen all sorts of insane gore but don't think I've ever been as disturbed by anything as when I stumbled across a site with post mortem photos of kids from the 1800s

that was some profoundly unsettling shit 2bh and still gives me the fucking creeps just picturing them in my head now

no it didn't i struggled socially before i even realised something was wrong

who has done a suicide here

how about the Rock then?