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Pribumi miskin, tionghoa ras unggul

aku nak tidur dulu so pandai2 la korang bump nanti

My body is ready, Dutiti.

Finally marshmallows is happening

MUH DIK

This is just tragic

you mean house slave?

Shut the fuck up druggy scum.

Ikt. I need to reschedule my drug orgy because of him.

lucas

lad

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>when you don't have a strong malaysian gf

Is the drug campaign working or not? After touting the numbers of people surrendering and / killed plus all the shabu claimed, are they saying they failed and martial law is needed?

You cannot claim two things - victory on drugs on one hand and then claim the country is overrun by drugs on the other.

As long as you use the newer ones thats not on the list you can get away with it ex fentanyl

How come this article is making it like the numbers killed look "real" yet the number of surrenderees look questionable? You liberals are making stupid out of yourself.

I think it just a tactic for liberals to call for the support of other countries to help them oust dutdut from his seat so that they can claim the power.

So is it safe for a fucking white male to come over for a visit in the next few months?

You do know dutertards are the ones who made this
I hope it works but I doubt it will

Hopefully it will stop Marcos at least

Faggot, you know that it is not the dutertetards who are doing this since if its them they would have quoted the "killed" and not the surrendered to make duterte look good in the international community.

Kek they do the difference is dutertards are proud of it

I doubt they can do anything like that Lp is not majority seat anymore even with int funding the best they can do is stop Marcos with his bullshit electoral protest and paid shill in the internet
though the gov has 20bil budget just for their shill alone is gonna be hard to beat

That's something the yellow media pulled out from their asses. They presented evidences with fake names, aliases, and crimes that aren't drug-related, yet included in the list to make it look like the killings are more frequent in the country. What did I say about making stupid out of yourself? This isn't 1986, and your party's credibility has been destroyed a long time ago. I'm never a dutertard, but I hate it when people like you (especially yellows) are destabilizing the progress of our country for your own selfish benefits.

Why are there so many anti-Duterte flips in /asean/?

So it's chinks that don't want us being bros?

Liberal shills
Theyre still salty that their candidate didnt won, i think

Now they shill 24/7 to discredit the current administration

wouldn't the dutertards love the killings more top kek

criticism over dutsut batshit crazyness

>So it's chinks that don't want us being bros?
yes and dutdut loves it since the CIA thing

tbf if liberal shill exist mocha's blog would have been deleted by now

I don't know and I don't care.

Look at that fagbook shill poster That page is managed by bam aquino personal assistant

no proof

the fake story came form dutertards

seriously I thought killing them is the sign of being successful?

if china feels threaten they will attack again

its not like they stopped building those islands

compared to this

that seems harmless

if dutdut was really a dictator he could've had all those liberals killed and have their riches spread out to the poor

>A total of 5,882 people have been killed across the country since President Rodrigo Duterte launched his war on illegal drugs, latest data from the Philippine National Police (PNP) showed. Data culled by the ABS-CBN Investigative and Research Group showed that 2,041 drug suspects were killed by police under "Project Double Barrel" from July 1 to December 6, 2016.
Meanwhile, 3,841 were "murdered outside police operations" from July 1 to November 30, according to the PNP data.

its usually the PNP that releases the data they just parrot it

well he needs a bigger reason to buy those Russian weapons

its never safe for a white man here

just go to Malaysia

No. Please stay away from our country as much as possible.

>his country still has long way into sukhoi club

>blanket ban on porn
>supposedly curbs child pornography

Who authored this shit?

Do they know that distribution of child porn online is primarily on the dark web?

I'm not blocked yet, but it's only a matter of time. I'm not paying for a VPN to watch porn. Fuck.

How do I get a Malaysian gf?

praise their sultan

They came from plebbit post-election.

It was comfy back then making fun of all candidates until this faggot came months later after their candidate lost and post anti-dutdut politics here all day giving himself (you)s

Sad!

selamat, asean :DD

pokpok pakantot

Why are millions of SEA boys becoming white women? This is problematic.

Fact: SEA Traps are better than City White Girls

before we didn't even know dutdut existed until paid facebook invaded and the dutertards/marcostards apeshit happen especially on Sup Forums

its just toxic and tragic

>MILF

Lucas X )

It's always safe here.
Go to Ilocos, Palawan, Bohol and Davao

if is real I have to agree

>Ilocos
>Davao

lmfao

pengen ngentot gan

gone are the days when we will just argue about burger machine

usually when its comfy here paid shills are on Sup Forums circle jerking about dutdut and damage controlling and posting anti Tagalog and anti manila memes

or shit posting about soros and praising Russia

Who wouldnt?

How can the real white women even compete?

It's always safe to be white as long as you stay out of Mindanao, and stick to vacation areas.

tb-qh when thai is speaking their thai language, it sounded like a queer

ah i got the video
youtube.com/watch?v=qSsoqtYBUOc

I don't see how it sounds queer.

I havent rode MRT for half a year
Is it still hell?

Why is SEA trap godtier while white trap looks like an abormimation?

Feels I will never know

1) tfw no junior high gf
>a) tfw you will never sneak into the gym storage room and make out
>b) tfw you will never play 7 minutes in heaven
>c) tfw you will never play kiss the bottle, with her getting picked first, and as your heart races, the bottle slowly comes to a stop on you
>d) tfw you will never see her nude pics for the first time and save a copy on your flip phone
>e) tfw you will never go to a slumber party and have her fall asleep on your shoulder as you're watching a bad scary movie

2) tfw no high school gf
>a) tfw you will never drive your gf during lunch to Wendy's
>b) tfw you will never do a duo cosplay and not care at all about what others think about you because you two are happy
>c) tfw you will never take her to winter formal and wear a suit for the first time and dance to slow songs
>d) tfw you will never bike together and get ice cream and get some on your shirt and she laughs at you
>e) tfw you will never take her to prom and awkwardly lose your virginities
>f) tfw you will never get smashed at a high school party and have sex on the trampoline and throw up

3) tfw no undergrad gf
>a) tfw you will never take classes together and share notes (hers are better)
>b) tfw you will never take a day off classes to just lie in bed together and marathon movies/tv shows
>c) tfw you will never explore downtown together during your days off
>d) tfw you will never ditch floor parties at residence to make out in the shared shower stalls
>e) tfw you will never go to a concert like shambhala together and have sex on ecstasy
>f) tfw you will never spend your lunchtimes at nice sit down restaurants with her
>g) tfw you will never learn to cook together

4) tfw no postgrad gf
>a) tfw you will never desperately join one of those grad students speed dating games and find someone you connect with
>c) tfw you will never find a girl who also to intelligent for most people and got into dating la

I was orbiting this ladyboy who lives in my apartment complex pretty hard on tinder
She rejected me though
:(

>tfw you only experience 60% of what it means to be human

>she


it's a he

>shes probably getting fucked every night
by her husband

Everything is still hell they really should just close down lrt1

>tfw date at high
>tfw """dates""" at uni
>tfw single at adult

Yieeeee happy talaga ako!

Gusto ko pang magrant kaso pagod pa rin ako kaya copy+paste ko nalang ung mga post ko last night, okay?

Saya kanina, grabe! Kahit gold lang… xD I SWEAR AKO NA UNG PINAKAMAINGAY NA KISSME SA GOLD SECTION. Hirap nun ah, habang kumakanta, tumatalon-talon while waving our lightstick hanggang sa natapos silang magperform omg talaga. Walang tigil sigaw ko, sabi ng ate ko para daw akong baliw. Nga pala, sinigawan ko na si Dongho na magpagupit ah! Haha sabi ng ate ko mas gwapo daw siya with his long hair x_____x /dead/ Sweet talaga ni Kevin hayyy nako. May pagkablonde talaga hair ni Soohyun 8) SI KISEOP HAY NAKO INAAKIT TALAGA AKO. Naalala ko sinigaw ko kanina, “PUTEK NA MGA POGI ANG PAPANGET”, “HOY WAG KAYONG NGUMITI”, etc etc na ganyan. Pinagtitinginan na ako ng mga tao pero go lang ng go! Hahaha pake ba nila, ukiss ata un ))) baka mamaya may nakakita sa akin na nagwawala? Wala naman siguro )) Yun lang, gusto ko lang ipost! Lord, please kung may 2nd Kiss man, next year na. Magmumukha na akong spoiled brat sa parents ko niyan haha! Isa pa, mall tours/fansignings/fanmeet nalang muna okay? Kalma din Sensya kung may typo, pagod na ako~
They performed Binggeul Binggeul, Stop Girl, Someday, Shut Up, and Man Man Ha Ni!

Masaya talaga ako kahit di gaano kasatisfied, di ko kase sila nakita ng close up talaga, di malinaw view ko sa mga pagmumukha nila! Gusto ko CLEAR VIEW and UP CLOSE.

Mag-iipon ako, malay mo biglang next year may 2nd Kiss nga?

Kahit di ako gaano ka-sure na hindi ko un magagastos xDD Ganun ako eh.

Epal yung nag-check nung bag ko, tinapon ba naman perfume ko -__- SABI PA, “Mas mahal pa yang perfume mo kaysa sa ticket /laughs/” Kapal ng face ni kuya.

Tapos nung nakalabas na kami, may humila sa amin then ininterview kami about sa concert lol! Di namin alam kung saan un lalabas xDD

Bigyan niyo ako link kapag nakita niyo ung babaeng may salamin na nakapink okay xDD Kasama ko ate ko nun haha /embarrassed/ :p

omg charot ka beks di mo ko sinama dalawa sana tayo nagharutan.

Autism

ahahay ang landi ni inday

>talent-less people worshiping mediocre "celebrities"

I see /asean/ is going next level

Sex Pedo dourist posting their chat has been done pefore

What did he mean by this?

I don't understand this set of cryptic information you just posted, kanada-jin

Are whiteys welcome?

I have never rode a train in my whole life before. I'm just waiting for the train to be built here.

You should kys right now

RC cola

it means she has the mentality of slum dwelling scums and our country would be far better if she offs herself

Que quiso decir con esto?

kys first then I will kms

flip a nino that actually live in the flipping children, do you notice this drug war? How has it affected your day to day life?

I told you first so do it faggot

Are you white?

its surreal that there are killings happening but life must go on

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hardly. just grey

I feel for you. I cant understand if this is good for your nation or not but I'm sure youll find peace after the storm

Its random answers to a chat where she(male) only pasted the replies
This guy didn't get it

nothing brightens up my day more than seeing dead slum-dwelling junkies in the gutter.

i want to learn filipino but you guys speak too fast
you should chill a little bit and add a few la here and there

>learn filipino

Its a lot more chaotic now, to many wannabe thugs(siga) in the streets trying hard and harrasing people for some reason

Police and local tanods were only visible like from the beginning and seemingly doing thier jobs, come Oct- Dec they are gone we are back to usual mode