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Rector at the University of Life m8

ol' 'cide

>machine operator
lmao

ah yes, the self-styled Thailad

anime

can't get over what thailad really looks like. not how i imagined him at all desu

is this the fat guy who does the car kakaroke?

I can't get stoned without being drunk these days or else i get derealized as fuck and start panicking, even if it's just an indica. It's fucking horrible.

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doin a think

Q: What is your favourite anime?

no that's peter kay

the absolute STATE
what the fuck is wrong with her face

Wat

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ah yes very impressive

anyone onto this lad youtube.com/watch?v=ktR8mBwexIo

Who is this

it's the same for me. in fact i can't even smoke when not drunk

there's a canadian 'country'?

that's kind of why i wanted a weed so much as i'm drinking
love that feel when you're drinking and smoking and it just blows your head off

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Kinda ex smoker here

Its pretty horrible at first sober

I was born in Carlisle. But I was made in the royal navy

Is that the car crash guy?

literally thailad lad

>Beyblade

forgot that existed

giggle

i started growing cbd
maybe works out better

drinking a strawberry daiquiri

*says "bomb" on a plane*

Remember the dress lads

pics

>work
yeah not a fan

wtf why is it green and pink now

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not taking a pic for a yank

i'm the lad who's been on the massive cocaine binge this weekend if nayone's been following my story arc. i'm now back at my parents house miles and miles away from all the madness. and i really hate to come off as a one dimensional character but i really fancy a little more cocaine

there are 2 types of people in this world: people who said it's white and gold, and the colourblind

>you're at the club and this girl slaps your arse
What do you do?

Yeah basically all of Canada outside Vancouver, Edmonton, Calgary, Winnipeg, Toronto, Ottawa, Quebec, and Montreal.

bare pissed off i have to go in to WORK

pics

>You will never be as /fa/ as me


How does it feel brit

Are you from Glasgow

sent ;)

>that lazy eye
>plumped up lips
>cake face
>permed/curled hair
>those meme eyebrows

SHIT!

it's blue and black you spastic

wish i could pull a sickie

Good lad, i'm getting drunk and smoking a couple of joints tonight as well. I only have 200ml of vodka though, so it might now blow my head off as much as I want it to. Feels fucking horrible when you spin out though.

HEHEHE

LE BOATY MCBOATFACE

xD :PP

looks like a granny

Pretty sure he wears the glasses ironically


right?

what a faggot

Of all the weapons in the vast soviet arsenal, nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947. More commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9 pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists. One thing is for sure, no one was lining up to buy their cars.

t. david attenborough

its white and gold u utter mong

>Last night
>Standing in queue at bar
>Feel a head on my shoulder
>Turn round
>Good looking girl laughs and says I smell good
>awkwardly laugh, pick up pints and head back to the table

Not even ching helps with the autism unfortunately

not for a proto yank

business idea : work in sunday also in order to avoid blue monday

eating a bag of pic rel' tossed in a bit of extra virgin olive oil and topped with black pepper & pecorino

Can NOT complain

why the fuck are you still posting here

jealous fag
jealous fag
jealousnfag

don't believe you've got a daiquiri at all tbqh lad. you just said it to be cool.

you should have gone to specsavers mate

my main goal in life is to be able to fall over straight forward onto my face without stopping myself

listening 90's RnB

A lady came into the store one day asking to operate a machine

__asking to operate a machine?__

A machine she wanted to operate, my lever she got!

Not him but how many other Glaswegians are there on /brit/?

Always thought I was the only one

Business idea: design and build super-realistic AI robot to go to work in my place.

you look like a spastic 12 year old scrawny cuck

Nothing like the feeling of smoking a big zoot when you're pinged
I hardly even like weed normally, but when you're on dizzle it's heaven

>work tomorrow
>only been awake for 4 hours

gonna get zero sleep haha

you tell him yank
hate that fucking nonce he needs heeming
what choon

gf simulator 2017's out lads
youtube.com/watch?v=hj8uV1z6uLE

Imagine using the Euro lads
fucking hell

you are a ugly faggot twink cuck who i could kill

Good film desu. Although I think the fact the AK rifles were mass produced for literal pennies in their millions by Eastern Bloc states and spammed worldwide has more to do with it than anything else

drank it now, £2 from tescos. Craving a swarthy cock now though. gunna have a tinnie of ale to man up

prefer ramen hider to yanks desu

was on the train coming back from london

and it was one of those trains that stops in all those random towns or whatever

bunch of runtoid football fans from some home counties village were on there, home from some lower football division game that they'd lost. imagine the absolute fucking state of these boys. trying to sing on an empty train full of old people. drinking m&s lager.

so i'm sitting on a table, trying to peacefully do some self-improvement on my phone, but unfortunately another mockney west ham supporting thicc girl on the other side and of course these DEANOS have to harass her the entire time she's on the train.

kept rolling my eyes and sighing, had to tell one of them off for nearly putting his feet on my jacket

southerners are a fucking joke

You're a wizard harry

pound euro parity soon tbqh

some people just replied to my posts
little do they know i'm a fucking TWAT and don't deserve (You)s
hahahaha BTFO

I still get panicky off cbd strains, but not as bad as thc strains. Smoking high thc weed makes me fucking schizo.

why do i still get attention

want to take this girl out for coffee lads

do you think i should take her to costa or the 'bucks?

Soul for real
every little thing i do

he is a yank though you fucking dumb weeb mong
kys
difference is the other yanks appreciate british culture whereas he's just a dumb weeb

>Although I think the fact the AK rifles were mass produced for literal pennies in their millions by Eastern Bloc states and spammed worldwide has more to do with it than anything else

That's kinda the point though. It's so simple and cheap it's the perfect weapon for insurgents. Exports aside they're knocked out in Pakistani sweatshops on the Afghan border easily enough.

>was on the train coming back from london

>and it was one of those trains that stops in all those random towns or whatever

>bunch of runtoid football fans from some home counties village were on there, home from some lower football division game that they'd lost. imagine the absolute fucking state of these boys. trying to sing on an empty train full of old people. drinking m&s lager.

>so i'm sitting on a table, trying to peacefully do some self-improvement on my phone, but unfortunately another mockney west ham supporting thicc girl on the other side and of course these DEANOS have to harass her the entire time she's on the train.

>kept rolling my eyes and sighing, had to tell one of them off for nearly putting his feet on my jacket

>southerners are a fucking joke

No Im fa

indie shop

Hottest girl I've ever matched with on Tinder. She's legit too. Instagram and facebook exists. Shame she didn't even respond when I messaged her, haha.

Dat angus.

>Swiss_flag.jpg

Stopped reading here

take her to an independent 'ffeeshop you fool

i will never understand people like this

surely if you looked as much of a mong as this you'd focus on making yourself look better instead of falling for stupid fashion trends

Won't be for long tho la'

am pretty monched boys

want to try therapy again desu
can I still get reffered if I don't self harm anymore?