/brit/

Sharpe Edition.

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JFs out

that includes you though

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classes start tomorrow :/

REAL new

gonna do an ol' 'cide

BTFO

huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/23/queen-elizabeth-king-abdullah-driving-story_n_6533236.html

haha based
never thought about what mussies must think of us putting a woman in charge

and yes I found this on the 'ddit

>new thread posted by a kraut
>have krauts filtered

zzz, should be against /brit/ by-laws

hi

Business idea: One timezone for all.
People just go to work in the middle of the night and sleep in the day.

No
I've never met anyone who feels like this and people generally have romantic views of the empire
Except for literal pakis who complain about everything

Here's one for you.

It's 2017 and John Tickle isn't a meme

cigarettes decalcify your pineal gland

*ruins Europe*

VERY INTERESTING

when im feeling disappointed in the state of the world i watch some people get gored to death on live leak and feel much better
anyone else do this?

can we not make tickleposting a thing

there's a VERY qt girl at my uni who appears to have severe social anxiety and her bf is an actual turbo autist
i'm tempted to cuck

gonna drink an ol' mout cide'

Did he ever make that time delay toaster

childs, the lot of you

>mechanical engineering degree
>have a total of 1 module (half of one year) learning about engineering mechanics
hmmmmmm

unironically thinking of buying a dakimakura

she looks kinda like reviewbrah

is jon tickle black or a paki? I could never tell

Matched with a girl called 'Fannie'.. Suggestions for opening message.

Bliston

protip from the virgin sex expert: rube lube on a girls clit before you rub it

Black

youtube.com/watch?v=06MhIOr7-bg

i can't find anything she did wrong with her screaming technique, but she still got hit with the hammer. i guess he outwitted the masterful british police force tactics

looks half black half white to me

can't imagine how much of a mong you must be to think he's a paki

delete this

fannie you tranny

wish the queen would come and stomp on my bollocks

>
Hello Fanny I am a FANnny of your tits

rabid.oneuk.com/jontickle.html

You don't belong here

it's Bilston you twat

half sudanese/ethiopian I think

can't help but feel that all the violent threats on /brit/ are trying to work through some very real homo erotic tension

Hey bitch

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kek
that taser worked well didn't it

let's smash

>"Hello Britain you need me im an engineer"

me too desu, i've always wanted one, got a character in mind?

jesus is this screenshot from 2010?

>housemae\s gf staying here ~5 nights a week

feel like she should be paying rent tbqh

Yui

I got it off reddit

"they call me tha big boi.... strong boi.... i can take it anything you do to me anything you put in me i can take it. just make sure you ask nicely and maybe i get a lil smooch on the cheek huh?"

people talk about how the refugees are all scientists and engineers but if they're so great why are the nicest looking buildings in syria 2000 years old

yui poos her pants and makes ui clean it up

anyone know if that 'a series of unfortunate events' show on netflix is any good?

>people talk about how the refugees are all scientists and engineers
never seen a strawman of this level
jesus

its shit

sublime post

Midnight. Time for a bacon sandwich.

If it ain't broke don't fix it

dakimakura arrived

what's a daikaku

@69976247
I would kill to clean Yui's poo

>be ameriblob
>put foreskin on your face

bit basic

Just like Breaking Bad

Somehow worse than the film

don't know, watch it and let me know mate i'm interested x

just like your post

really wish some bizarre human/iguana/spider hybrid would burst through my front door and properly smash my bollocks out of object permanence

*fixates on door in optimistic anticipation*

it's clearly a joke you mong
the best buildings look 2000 years old, like cos 2000 year old buildings are beautiful? it's a joke lad

idc

unironically my second favourite youtube layout behind the ol' description on the right layout.

current layout a distant third and everything else can fuck off especially cosmicpanda

Reading

Right lads, time for bed. I am officially a wageslave in the morning. Night lads.

Also, I just got a warning for a post made 3 threads ago. Quick draw strikes again.

Just like your mom

>tfw you'll never rub your foreskin on a yank girl's face

will NOT be watching it then

alri

When my flatmate moved his girlfriend in I made them split the rent 3 ways, even though they were sharing a room. Kek.

Made out nicely for that deal.

rolled a spliff
suppose the next step is to smoke it

This one is for the non British people. Did you ever have this pressure to always be flawless around British people? I remember during my trip to the UK I think one of the reasons why it went so terribly was because I would feel so ashamed just the class of these people
I really didn't want to inconvenience anybody m and I definitely didn't want to go to the NHS with my anxiety

Anyone can relate? How did you deal with it? Is it just a matter of confidence

enjoy work you fucking workie haha

The film was an MKULTRA operation to turn people into nonces through the use of DSL and fishnet sleeves.

I fucked a yank girl but no blowjob


JUST

why would you ruin perfectly good herb with dirty tobacco

No you didnt

i thought the actress was grown fuck how young was she

What's a JF?

Good edition

Of course it's fucking Canada

I hope I will get to visit someday especially Toronto

She was 12. You got MKULTRA'd.

johnny foreigner

fuck SAKE

Was from Fort Lauderdale and lived in MD

because I'm not a yank twat
also a pure joint to myself would either be
>too much, waste of money
>too thin to smoke comfortably

>Yanks will put any manner of disgusting chemically fucked up foods in their mouths
>They won't put a willy in there

Fuckin' eh.

i am become pintman

necker of pints

Far smoother 2bh

Think we mix tobacco 'cause it was always skunk here. I know that there's far stronger stuff in America now but it's better to spread out a high over 2 or 3 instead of just in one blunt