Stop making fun of my country

Stop making fun of my country

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Stop being comically evil.

No.

But i will say I feel a lot more affectionate toward Russia lately since I met a Russian qt online a few weeks ago.

PLEASE FUCK MY BOIPUSSY DMITRY

where do I get russian spy gf

in every us city I am sure))))

The White House or congress, they're sure to be lurking there.

>tfw was born ugly beta male in a country full of of top qts
life is pain, friends

How easy are your girls Nikolai?

How can i get a mastermind chechen bf?

I love Russia!

I don't know

Shame

How about Czechs? are they sluts?

ask in v4
how can I know about Czechs?

You're all the same

Nope

like Paraguay and Uruguay?

тeбe мoжнo

Russia=Mongoloid
Czech=German

Cпacибo, киc

THATS GAY

Why do Russian men love black pussy?

So what?

sorry we will stop this instance, actually first thing in the morning

They like all things as black as their soul

yes

Getting fucked in the throat by Europe and in the ass by China. Great country you got there fags.

Crimea is a half of your country

haha, what do you know about pain
>tfw was born ugly female in a country full of top qt females

please be my ugly russian gf

Then stop put excessive mayo in your "salad" and everything. It's disgusting.

mayo is a part of our culture

HAHA WHO NAMES THEIR COUNTRY RUSSIA
HAHAHAHA "RUSH"-A
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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unexpected quality post my friend

desu russian posters on Sup Forums are among the nicest posters

gib green card pls))))))

Yes, we are so nice and you all constantly insult, despise and redundantly hate our country.
It's so not nice at all.

that's not the only thing ill gib)))))

Isnt it mostly Finland and Poland being rude to you

Stop trying to annex us you asshole.

Fuck off.

Not before I check those sweet trips senpai

Stop being a bunch of autists.

we are not germany

Germans are a nice kind of autists. You guys the drunk retard kind of autists. No wonder nobody likes Russia.

Nice one.

I like you ;3c

>No wonder nobody likes Russia.

B-but Serbia likes us. ;_;

There was a day in the early 1998 when our economy went to shit and Yeltsin had a rating of approval of 1% and everyone was starving and mafia was raiding streets and kids sniffing glue was lying on every corner and everything was in general miserable and there was no hope, no future.
And the group of soviet officers in the city of Voronezh decided to end our pain and commit sudoku and nuke Russia so that not only we would suffer, but the whole world would die in nuclear winter, because fuck them, that's why.
But then one of them said that obviously there is no compassion to all of these hypocritical western faggots who despise us so greatly, but why should Serbia suffer? They did nothing wrong to us.
It made them really think.
Dostoyevsky said the thing is not worth it if a one tear of an innocent is shed.
And there was literally no reasons for Russians to make Serbs suffer.
So the officers canceled this shit.

That's how Serbia saved the world from destruction.
Please, like Russia, it's good for you health.

Exactly
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZAkEfOSKnQ

>tfw food is expensive

>tfw eat fucking fast cook noodles

>tfw can't afford anything but clothes from Second hand

>tfw it was bad before but because of sanctions I can barely make it nowdays

How can you not laugh at Snow Nigeria?

u too

When russian segment Internet is shut off from the world, you can not even read Sup Forums.

I like you guys, even though you are a bunch of drunk slavs. Just stop rushing b please

>Stop trying to annex us you asshole.
Literally no one even hear anything about you. You just people from the north with a weird language for us

Brazil is a copy of Russia except for nuclear weapons and not frozen. Russian women like your serial films about love.

> Russian women like your serial films about love.
How is life in 00s?

Pretty sad desu

Brazilian soap operas more interesting than the rus serials. There's beautiful nature. I liked to watch them in the winter when the window all white and gray.

>be like Russia
>have no nukes
>don't be a frozen shithole
>don't be blamed for Hillary's leaked mails
>don't have the money to buy vodka
Ok, we're like a rejected Russia

>>don't have the money to buy vodka

We also did not have the money to buy vodka. We drink glass cleaner and cleaner bathrooms.

>glass cleaner and cleaner bathrooms.
What? Can't even afford to buy Verbena cologne?Ha-ha you're really poor lad!

>implying russians aren't some of the nicest posters on Sup Forums
why would I make fun of them? sometimes i worry about them though.

I like that top twink Russian poster who likes bottom daddies.

But i love rossya

This is a joke. I drink pic-related.

Guys, in the world population of white people become lower, we should not contest with each other, but cooperate. For our world, for our children and families.

>be poostonia
>eat poo

lose some weight

Shut the fuck up ruskie scum

D-do Sup Forums rusanons really drink that stuff? Please don't, we don't want you to die

Cuck

i'm not thick at all, just ugly

good taste, comrade

then learn how to use make up properly

Well, you know the saying: those who don't risk, don't drink bath lotion.

if "she" looks like yobych or smthn, no make up would help desu senpai

Heнaвидь, ecли нe пoнимaeшь этo
Убeи, ecли нe мoжeшь пoдчинить этo

There are still people in 2000+17 who respond to "I am a girl" posters

I think we would stop making fun of Russians if we understood you better. The bloodiest war in all of American history took 700,000 lives. Russia lost more people than that in 1 week of just one war. We don't fully appreciate where the basis of your mistrust of the west is coming from. The legacy of the Cold War doesn't help at all, either.

fuck croatian scum, all of you are filthy backstabbers

Cologne is alright if you properly mix it with nail polish and remedy for Athlete's Foot. You should try it!

But I AM a girl, silly boy teeheehee

I do not fucking rich to buy vodka for $ 4 per 0.5 liters.

I'll stick to beer and whiskey, thanks

i can't, my skin on the face is shit and years of hospitals didn't help at all.
>tfw was a living exhibit at the classes of medical students
i should just kill myself
they say they can make you a nice face in funeral homes

>$4
U serious? The cheapest vodka here costs slightly more than $1, then it varies from 2 to 3(extra rare and expensive, not really different to the one that costs less)

have you ever been in vocaroo threads?

>boy
A baseless assumption :*.

why? are there often qts in them?

Kind of weird since they always Rush-B in CSGO.

Legal vodka is rarely worth 3.5 dollar, typically 4 or more

hahaha russia rusia fucking russia

My great grandfather died on world war 2.
He was in the engineering group, work on some fortification, then tanks ride on that fortification and it collapsed. Grand crushed, broke back and be paralyzed, he lie in the hospital, cant do anything. Him bladder burst and his gut began to rot. He paralyzed and rot. In the rear, in his hometown he left his wife and children alone and starve. Grandma tell me how he`s mother(great Grandma) trying to kill younger daughter, because nothing to feed. He left her in hospital wards with sick people, hope he infect.

Great grandfather rotted to dead six months later

yes, we poor

i'm very very poor and depressing plz give me some attention

how often do you masturbate?

(You)

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