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Rescuer doge edition

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good hat doge

you can all blow me

imagine being a fat cunt

Logan City

doubt that there's 7-8 aussies

we have turtlemong, the fat one, and phimosislad

who are the others?

Come here hunny, come to Mommy, I know your just standing there watching, what’s wrong? has Mommy not given you enough attention. Come on… I think I have. Now come and talk to Mommy, I know all your thinking about at the moment is breasts.. is it not? don’t get shy come and tell Mommy. I know what you have been up to. When ever your sister comes home from athletics club and sleeps on the sofa, you stare at her tits through that tight little white t-shirt she wears. I know you do, Ive seen you! and then you rub your little penis and grope her just like this don’t you. I want you to promise Mommy that you wont do that from now on, its very naughty, you focus on Mommy instead…

>yanks crashed the video game industry in the 80s
yeah can you do that again thanks

fatty mcfat fat

badly depressed lads haha

more depressed than i've ever been haha

haha

Do you have anything to tell me, young man? About what you did at school today… in the girls bathroom. You can’t just whip it out in front of girls. Your penis! Oh dear, is… is it because of the game we used to play? Honey, that was OUR game, you can only play that with Mommy. It’s well… very inappropriate with other girls. Oh honey, I know we haven’t done it in a long time… remember what happened the last time we played? Mommy got so carried away… it’s just, you were so excited to show me your penis, Mommy took off all of her clothes too. I didn’t know it’d happen… it got so big and hard when you saw me naked…

quite hungry 2bh

don't have to imagine

Things will get better lad

>tfw looked at the most popular girl baby names in 2015
>they are all names ive seen in porn

bit troubling

>unable to identify a literal british nobody
>'wahh its because your yankified'

pom arrogance everybody. I doubt a korean could finger the cunt in a game of 'Guess Who' either.

they are doing it already with steam and indie shits

there's like 4 posters from brisbane alone, 2 or 3 from sydney, same from melbourne, 1 from adelaide and 1 from perth

why so many from B R I S B A N E

hot breath on the air
moving swiftly through the trees
thoughts of oats hound me

Lexi Belle and Jenna Sativa wet panties scissoring

I'd finger a korean cunt in a game of 'Guess Who'

Lesbian porn is so shit like 80% of the time

Brisbane is powerful

THEY SHE'S NEVER SEEN A SALAD

>some from melbourne

ALL. ME

Yeah its weird. Memecity is well overreperesented here. On the other hand, Melbourne is the second biggest city behind sydney and im the only melbournian (except for maybe one other lad) that posts here.

what's it like sharing intimate moments with another person and letting your emotional guard down?

not sure if i should have brekkie now or wait until 8-9am

memecity is the GOAT city desu

While they are away
Leaves pile up
In the gardens of the Gods

EXTREMELY COMFY VIDEO

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is it bad that im still turned on by that body?

That's because smellbournians are too busy jerking off into their gay sex latte extra soys, you homo. One of my friends is gay by the way, I'm not a homophobe, just telling it how it is.

I unironically agree but I like that scene a lot I think THICC Lexi is best Lexi

>Not loving meme-city

I like to pronounce it wrong as well

bender

melbournites all post on reddit, your presence here is an anomaly

really need a sexually naive girl so we can awkwardly explore our bodies together

look at that majestic brown snake

heaven is real

brisBANE?

Why do Celestials love koi carp so much?

no it means you have high testosterone levels

What about a hungry cougar out for young cum?

Imagine how much effort he went through to pick up every little leaf

xD based japan again

Joining a frat, going on a house tour tomorrow. They basically can't turn me down because my GPA is great and I'm a legacy.
Extremely nervous that my autism will come out though.

had a fwb that was too experieenced and could tell she was frustrated with me and it made sex significantly worse to the point where I stopped hanging out with her

haha im beta

that's not how you pronounce it you fucking idiot

is that a question or an offer :3

they are nice fish
and they are fairly intelligent so far as fish are concerned

my grandparents have a koi pond and the fish will recognize people and allow you to rub their backs/heads.

pic related is one of their koi

the oneitis is on her way back to aus
can't wait til she gets a chad bf

FOYNT

>had a fwb
fuck off turbo normie

not a fan of the white bit in the middle of oreos

>he takes online relationships seriously

Jay bird sent in a ban request haha what have I done now

thought everyone was boycotting oreos

The jealousy brisrunts feel in regards to my city is astounding. Notice i never said anything bad at all about brisbane (soon to be the new Seaworld), yet they immediately start attacking the greatest city on earth. Fascinating.

Mel-BORN

brizbn

i want to do a jizz

What's your favourite type of Arnott's biscuit or cookie?

might visit australia only to shart in their marts

What city is your lots NYC?

>work with a lot of middle age women
>I'm 22
>its someones birthday so they have a ton of fancy chocolate out for everyone to take in the break room
>on my lunch when this happens
>women go NUTS, someone offers me chocolate and I say "I don't like chocolate much"
>a bunch of them start flipping out, some continuously offering me the chocolate, others just blown away that anyone could not like chocolate, one woman who thinks she's my mum asks if I'm feeling ok

Christ I hate this place.

monte carlos are nice
maybe an iced vovo
can't really think of all arnotts biccies

been to about 30 countries and I found that its the only one objectively better than the US

that's precisely why their marts need sharting

Perth

want to hire turtlegod to fuck my oneitis and send me the nudes

>he lives in a city where african youth gangs run amuck

Sydney 2bh

melbourne is like a hybrid of new york and seattle, expensive as fuck and full of hipsters and coffee shops

never been to Canada then I reckon

all our cities sprawl out

yeah imagine being a yank

Sydney's more like Los Angeles

>he lives in a city

Aoow

honestly though, how can you not like chocolate?

Have been but only Toronto

Ahh yes the holier than thou rural runt

I'll eat a couple occasionally but much more makes me feel sick
I just don't care for sweets

well if you touch me, I just think I'll scream

we don't have walmart here so looks like you're *shit* out of luck m8

Starting to think thailad is the janny... it all makes sense now.

Have fun driving everywhere and being 6 years behind on the latest trend.

I heard interstellar is coming out in theaters near you soon?

ah yes, canadian cities

>toronto - full of faggot hipsters and degenerates
>montreal - full of frogs
>vancouver - full of chinks

the only objectively nice part of canada is yukon, and that's only because nobody lives there

imagine going to prison in Mississippi where the inmate population is 90% black

stopped fapping for 3 days now i am completely in control of my own urges in regards to naked women

LOVE driving
can't imagine being a buswanker no-car runt

he'll have to make do with k-mart lmao

ah yes being up to date on trends
a key aspect to being a happy person!

If Montreal were an American city it would be the whitest one over 500k

White people don't go to prison. They can afford lawyers.

>Ableist thread, get triggered
Healthy at every size special edition to be more inclusive

sounds great to me

every single American city is honestly dire beyond belief.
its Brazil tier

Already had 2 pulls today and another one later to go to sleep

>it's a canadian episode
nah, not a fan