Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky, but Crom is your god. Crom, and he lives in the earth. Once giants lived in the earth, Conan, and in the darkness of chaos they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered, and the earth shook, and fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters. But in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel, and left it on the battlefield. We, who found it, are just men: not gods, not giants, just men. And the secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan, you must learn its discipline. For no one, no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts... This you can trust. Edition
/cum/
Reminder
Laughing is fun, it's almost addicting.
Laugh with me, /cum/.
fuck off
is this the right thread?
It's awfully slow, even for 1:21 AM Central.
Girls born in 90s are now turning into Christmas cakes
ello anyway
So did we bully Baja away again?
Who here doesn't have fun with their friends anymore? I just got back with hanging out with some buds but I was insanely bored and couldn't really talk to them.
>having friends
lol
yeah I noticed that I usually have more fun sitting around at home than hanging out with other people
Thats how its been for the past couple of weeks. I'd rather spend my day at home being comfy than going out with my friends to do things we've already done 100 times before.
where is everybody?
I'm always brewing in that mood, until my friend forces me to play games with him, and I wind up having fun.
Still, if I'm in no mood to talk or play games with him, I'm not going to be saying much, and it's always awkward.
Anons. Learn to respect yourself, then learn who you wish to respect
that is the only way you will become happy. peaceout, sleep is here
rip cum
>conan was a spic when he was a kid
kek
yeah why is this the way it is?
is everyone banned?
No idea, I just got here.
it's been kinda slow all day but for some reason it just completely died when we moved to this thread
it seemed kinda slow yesterday too
>new guilty gear
I haven't even bought Revelator yet!
When will these nips stop "updating" their fighting games.
Qt blondes 2bh
just nuttd
what're you up to
test
Late night truth bomb: Aztecs never existed.
Le the past was better meme xD
>tfw fapped with coconut oil for the first time
Bros...
Looks like it's painting the past as being regressive.
guilty gear sucks
I don't have fun with friends, I'd much rather be at home. I only hang out with them because I don't want to be friendless.
to everything turn turn turn there is a season turn turn turn
Oh hell, we're getting really close to 70000000
and a time to every purpose
under heaven
2 tim 3
3 But know this, that in the last days perilous times will come: 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy, 3 unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-control, brutal, despisers of good, 4 traitors, headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather than lovers of God, 5 having a form of godliness but denying its power. And from such people turn away!
you suck
Im cooler than everyone itt
> practicing Spanish pronunciation
> want something harder
> figure I'll go with cypress hill, since they release the same song in English and Spanish
How niggarish do they sound to a native speaker?
omg, I am like, so depressed XD
I think I have lepression
...
Neat
Those darn honks crack me up
;P
I don't want to go to school
I dont even know when school starts
I think I missed the registration deadline
Republicans suddenly adopting Russia's view of the world and sucking Putin's dick is literally the most disgusting thing I have ever seen the GOP do.
Literally why the fuck are they suddenly doing this?
Your defense secretary seems like a rad lad
Abigaile 2bh
Good morning
I don't get it. Are they on our side or not?
ugh
I am incapable of doing anything anymore
so lame
How do I unfat and undumb myself
I need help asap
learn to dance
why do democrats think the cold war is still going on
I feel nauseous
...
what are you rubbing?
my belly?
my dick wont fit
awooooooo
i wsh i had a cute doggo
awooooooooooooooooooooooo
I have three
tfw too sick to play video games
backrub
imma finna bust a nut
ummm gay
That was always one of my favourite parts of the movie. Dad bonding.
I want to move to Canada
what's a safe and cheap place to live in Canada
Cooperation with Russia is a far more sensible and practical route than acting foolish with the EU, demonizing Putin to pander to leftists and pulling a disproportionate amount of weight in NATO(which, like trump says, is an outdated institution.) Conservatives have far more in common with Putin than the globalist, muzzie migrant loving Merkel.
thinking about dropping out of uni to become a full time /cum/-anime poster
youtube.com
The Darkies make good music 2bh. Why don't blacks play instruments anymore?
Cheap in Canada = Someplace without Jobs. Most immigrants go to Toronto or Vancouver because it's mostly affordable and there is plenty of work.
>Toronto or Vancouver
>mostly affordable
congratulations you're literally retarded
I have no qualifications whatsoever so I'd need somewhere I could live on minimum wage
What? It is. Depends on the part, going to Rexdale in Toronto is cheap as fuck. If you want to live near the affluent Forest Hill in Toronto it's more expensive but it's a better location.
She is my friend, Thoughts
I like her because she scares me
Uh, I don't know, Rexdale? but it's a shithole. It's harder to do outside the GTA.
what a weird dog
th-thanks
just fucking say something, please.....
is ginos a good pizza place where you live? it's good enough for me here (´・ω・｀)
Immigrants move to urban areas because there are jobs and that's where other immigrants live, not because it's affordable.
>Rexdale
Obviously a literal dindu slum will be cheap
I know man
my first fap was with baby oil
>Immigrants move to urban areas because there are jobs
That's basically what I said in my original post, thats where the jobs are and it's mostly affordable in the right places. He's not gonna move to somewhere dirt cheap like Saint Anthony Newfoundland where he'll never find a job.
>mostly affordable in the right places
It's really not though. Vancouver and Toronto are the most expensive places to live in the country.
>Saint Anthony Newfoundland
Looks comfy. Would rather live there than in a housing project 2bh.
>Park in the nicest part of the city is infested most hours by ghetto teenagers that smoke weed and tag the place
>One of them eventually tried robbing some couple and shot a guy 5 times who tried to intervene
>Police finally kick them all out and enforce a policy that doesnt let them sit along the walls
>Our lovable Mayor then tweets these
twitter.com
twitter.com
fucking cuck, in the non-ironic way
...
Sometimes I listen to super girly music i'm not gay though
I unironically started watching the vampire diaries because my ex made me watch the first season with her. I'm not gay either.
Suicide is weird
>Gonna kill myself because I'm sad LMAO
I desire to penetrate the ass of a cute female
sometimes i wish i could suck my own dick
im not gay though
this hour of the general is pretty dire
stop acting queer
All gays must knee before Christ
What can I do with a 16 hour layover in Toronto?
Get drunk and go to the Museum
Which museum?
frickin LOVE THIS MOVIE
The real heroes of the Vietnam War were not the idiots who went over and died for nothing, but rather, those who dodged the war for peace and freedom.
Guiz, its cold af here and I am afraid that my sewer line is still frozen over ;_; and I will have to take a shit soon. I hope the heater thawed it overnight but I havent gone out to look yet. I dont want to shit in a bucket...