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My sister (on the left) edition

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cara

i wanna know what love is

Fascists: "Safe spaces are for the weak"
Also fascists: "We need an entire country just for white people"

haha he's doing it again

cara might be the least convincing tranny out there

>Australian cinema

>r/unitedkingdom is still butthurt over brexit

>we need
*we have, and would like it to stay that way

i only use it to stalk the oneitis

protect the strong from the weak
t. nietzche

ah yes, the so called, self professed and self styled "alt-right"

please send her this love Nasheed from me.

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Shan't be so much as moving my cursor within the general direction of this post

why don't they just fuck off to belgium then and suck juncker's flaccid penor and waft his farts like finely aged wine

Adding this to my thumbnail folder

Must suck being an actor from any country other than the US or the UK, knowing you'll never get a role in any big movie.

0-7
>Normal kid

7-10
>Move to another town, become a loser with no friends

10-12
>Make friends, become mostly normal again albeit an outcast

12-15
>Parents make me go to a different school where none of my friends went to, again become an antisocial friendless loser

15-16
>Finally start fitting in at school and making friends / going to parties and stuff etc. Part of the popular crowd but also the person in the group that everyone else makes fun of so not really full normie. Do well in GCSEs

16-19
>Start bunking college, drift away from most of my friends and stop getting invited to stuff. By the end of college I'm a friendless loser again and get shit A Levels. Spend a year after college as a full hermit tier NEET on the dole until my mum says if I don't go to uni she'll kick me out

19-20
>go to uni, make some friends but not really close with anyone. Get decent grades but keep skipping class. Eventually descend right back into hermit tier NEET status and never leave my room. Manage to just about finish the first year but drop out.

Now
>Friendless loser still living with my parents, have a shitty minimum wage job to keep them off my back. No ambition.

Literally going to kill myself this week, later lads

>tfw mum banters me for having a big nose

IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU DUMB BITCH

nice ant picture

barb's character from stranger things was just one giant buzzkill

glad they killed her off LOL

why would you think anybody gives a shit about your life enough to read this

bye

irish people make me wana retch

why is bodybuilding on there twice

german people make me wana reich

I'm just saying goodbye to my friends on /brit/, who've been there for me since I first became a NEET even if they don't know it.

It's been fun lads.

howling at the thought of the runt who created this

just passed 8 months NEETdom

i don't wanna be a customer service rockstar reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>tfw applied for uni yesterday and still don't know what to do

good post

being new really isn't an excuse for becoming a loser
i saw plenty of new kids be sitting with the cool kids by the 2nd day

What are you going to put in the note for your mum?

i made it and look like this. what now schlomo?

It is when you have severe anxiety and it takes you months to talk to people.

the science of economics perhaps?

Checked under my tongue and got about half a dozen ulcers

hmm

I dunno about writing a note, every time I try I'm never happy with it.

Might ring the parents up and explain why just before I do it, the danger with that is that they'll try and talk me out of it.

imagine being so cocksure that everyone is voting remain, the media drilling in constantly the remain will win, the convocations that all your mates are telling you they've voted remain and then suddenly leave wins. the paranoia sets in they have been on meltdown ever since and will be forever.

they have forever lost and will try to smear anything related to brexit.

what is right-environmentalism?

why don't you banter her for having a pathetic son?

h-hey

so tired

so tired

but on the other hand i had a nice dinner
nice
look all gone
all gone

so tomorrow i have to drive to dublin
dublin of all places

i hate it

i hate driving around the m50
hate it

and that new
mohaiio
motorway
on the way up to dublin
god its so long
hate it
well
tis alright like
but
tis nowt'n to look at

but on the other hand its to go to the airport
dont mind thish

>cocksure

half a year into my course and i still think im making a bad decision

Once made out with an 18-year-old girl who was really into biting

Miss that kind of thing

>hand back the wealth
>hand back

Didn't realised half the world owned Bill gates' buiness

What if they supported your decision, would you still go through with it or keep living and blighting their lives just to spite them?

>moderate opposition to obesity and fat acceptance
>moderate opposition to European federalism

that was in 2011
its now 2017 and i have no job, degree or friends.

The nation should be upheld as the protector of its environment

We must prevent tragedy of the commons

my dad blames vaccines for both kids being autistic failures haha

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Blackpool
4. Dublin
5. Leeds

>phoning them
how the fuck do you expect that phone conversion to go?

That fact that they would use an image of an American as an example pisses me off doubly.

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>no Bath

FOD (FUCK OFF DEANO)

this is what happens when you have a capitalistic system and a nanny state.

everyone feels like they are owed stuff for free.

bill gates is insanely rich but has also single handedly funded a massive ammount of humanitarian work

>daydream a scenario where i can talk to a girl
>it obviously goes well and i start feeling happy
>then remember im not in school anymore and this scenario isn't possible
>wank the sadness away

*walks into thread drinking a pint*

oy lads

I blame my mom for breast feeding me until I was two and my dad galavanting around the world fast roping out of helicopters and breaching doors instead of raising me for my autism

Subtle

OI OI DEANOOOOOO

hmm thats a very handsome homo sapiens with recent african origins bet he has a massive cock x

>literally choose to be a friendless twat
>whinge about it on the internet
>kill self

Moving out in a week, anyone know what Broadband I should go for? The big ones (BT, Virgin etc.) just look really expensive

I do laugh that porn is all the way down there in the small text

These lot want a wife who is a virgin but also a slut

do you tell him to look in the mirror? the autism's gotta come from somewhere

yeah mate

*gives you the thumbs up*

ay lad how's the missus

Also 6 month contract ideally

call me cynic, but it's unironically due to minimize taxes and uphold some positive public figure

ye alri my son

*does a shoey*
*jumps from the roof onto a table and breaks it*

radical centrism is the thinking man's ideology

I'm not going to phone up and say "lol killing myself now."

I'll ring them and tell them I love them or something but that I feel incredibly broken inside and that my continued existence is a drain on everyone around me. I can't see any hope in the future and I just want my pathetic suffering to end.

They already know full well how I feel about what they've done wrong in raising me, we've had those arguments already

*laughs*

ahaha that lad is ALWAYS the nutter of the group,

ON YA DAZZA

my dad didn't live with me and my older brother didn't care about me, so i was raised by my mum and older sister. i blame that for me being such a soft cock

She died 4 weeks ago you fucking prick. Why the fuck would you ask that?

>the 8 richest people are 6 Americans a Spaniard and a Mexican

So not only do commies think they are entitled to their countrymen's hard earned money, but they are entitled to other countries' as well?

Constitutional Monarchism is the true ideology

If christianty is so subsevient how come t rules

Please refer your answer to /lit/ because i wint read it

rate the 'stash lads

>Northerners try and meme about how they're the hardiest
>Actually, the Midlands is the coldest place in England (as well as being colder than Northern Ireland & Wales)
>Southerners try and meme about being the most cultured/innovate part of England
>Actually, the Midlands is responsible for both the Industrial revolution and Shakespeare
We are the most powerful region in England. Show some fucking respect.

BT via Quidco/TCB

died as she lived i bet
with a cock up her cunt hahaha BOYZ

moving to Brentford 2bh

What should I go for? I would have thought that a thread full of NEETs who spend all day on the internet would be the best place to ask here.

Are the ones from TenTel and Plus Net alright?

Imagine being a middle aged asexual centrist in the Midlands

Same here. When I was a teenager, I was a fundamentalist Protestant because my parents raised me as one. When I lost my faith, I did a lot of foolish things, but no record of my foolishness has survived. The moral code that I learned actually benefited me, but I rejected it because no one could explain it in non-religious language. My mind functions too literally and skeptically for me to interpret religion in an exoteric manner. Luckily, my nerdiness kept me from going full dildo in my late teens.

lad i know who was raised by his mum and 5 sisters turned out to be a literal massive bender

chokaaaaaa

#YTB

yeah go for it lad

Hope this works lads

*yawns and stretches, slyly placing my arm around your shoulder*

*nuzzles into you*
:3

*pushes your arm off*
get off me freak

enjoy your 2 week long site wide ban

ah yes, communism

After living with some Polish people for the last couple of years, I can confirm that they're the pakis of Europe