Nano edition
/brit/
*rees loudly into your ear*
Bump limit is 310, not 300 you retard
gf just used the banter hand emoji to mean "okay"
obviously some runt who wanted to make a new but was beaten to the punch haha
And yet you still crawl on over here you little pawn ahahaha
*looks around for yanks*
*whispers in your ear*
they boil water in microwaves
FUCK HILLARY AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE
Thinking about katelyn hanging again
if the 4th dimension is time then what's the 5th dimension
11nd for japanese culture
thinking about my bollocks hanging over your mum's chin
>there are billions of people awake right now going about their day
Mental.
where do I get oats
...
I don't like people who say What's up? because I have no idea how to respond it.
the so-called gf
rate the meme deal
Say what you're do and ask him if hes alright
t.
would like a gf or two
japan has an island full of cats
have a cousin like this
no doubt he is a nonce and soon to identify as a girl
honestly looks like something that you'd pull out of the shower drain
*walks towards you*
my bellend
Starting posting on mumsnet
What's the diagnosis?
fucking binbags, the lot of you
How do you even get a waist like that? Photoshop? It's not like the rest of her is skinny
That pasta is grim, had it once. The tuna and sweetcorn one is alright but the others are total shite.
Also:
>wasting your snack item slot on anything other than a 47.5g bag of McCoys Steak Grilled
weak
hate sand
too tall
how much does this cost
>not sweet chilli sensations
>not getting a sandwich
Literally bent.
fuck off nerd chicken and honey mustard is great and tuna is vile and sweetcorn isn't food
Is that a 3Dio on the desk? The mic girls use for ASMR.
£3 (~$15).
£15, £12 on a weekend though
H A T E I T
A
T
E
a tenner
any NEETman in?
about tree
3 pounds is like $2.50
>ask him if hes alright
I don't give a shit bout what they are doing but I'll ask. That's called Tatemae in Japanese. thanks.
He - What's up?
Me - Japan has an ireland full of cats
He - wtf
chicken and bacon or chicken and basil are both ok, the honey mustard one is shit lad
Genetics
honey mustard is a god like creation
Monster energy zero, salt and vinegar McCoy's and a chicken and bacon sarnie
Objectively the best meal deal
wew lad, never noticed that before
when you think about it money doesn't actually exist
youtube.com
absolute STATE of this country
fucking hell lads, im moving to america or aus or something. They've fucked it here.
lol this is me haha
not with chicken it's not lad it's shit. it's meant to go with ham.
>Monster energy zero
stopped reading there
*chucks a fresh bucket full of squirming runts onto the fire*
ahh, that'll keep me toasty
me playing rainbow six siege
Won't calling himself a prophet get the Muslims to execute him first?
don't know what it feels like to have a girl smile at you without that smile being caused by her laughing AT you
Reminder that if things like this happen in the USA the kids become citizens lmao
you're a small goat with a spastic face?
wake me up inside
doing an amphetamine sulphate straight up the bunghole
me playing rainbow six vegas
Mate... you're not a baby goat. You're a 23 year old half-Greek half-Asian Melbournite with a bum knee and a curious cousin you can't resist.
no it's not it's meant to go on salads
salads with chicken and pasta in them
roast chicken and bacon with stuffing, sweet chilli sensations and a dr pepper
I am NOT willing to debate this further for it would be a waste of both of our precious time
brekkie x
nope
yeah and a blue party hat so watch your roll peasant
that death grips sample near the beginning though
it's the best feeling ever.
I only wish I'd realized it at the time
imagine being okay with ingesting this lmfao
been awake all night
have an eye appointment in two hours haha
the doc will not be pleased my eyes are dry and red
but that's just a burger
i might go to mcdonalds in a bit tho
haha i clocked that too
Retarded paki mong
what in fucks name is that yellow stuff
it's not it's sausage patties
egg yolk
>willingly putting this into your body
>America causes our financial crisis
>We drop to an unrecoverable state
>they keep their currency artificially high by oil wars, proxy wars and CIA funded coups in the middle east and Eastern Europe
Imagine being a normie and having only caffeine to stimulate yourself with
hah
should be a caption under your knob
You are all worthless. You should die painfully.
might have a wank tonight
thoughts?
only one?
you been reading my motivational runt speeches again
Definitely voting UKIP now
Imagine being a virgin and having only video games to stimulate yourself with
hah
do me next
Wow that breggshit drop is almost vertical
smells like economic terrorism to me
>ireland
mentioning potatoniggers is an instant turnoff
Chuckled
lmo
>le Cultural Marxism meme
imagine actually falling for that one
Went on holiday to yankland a while ago and got $1.9 per pound
Mad to think now
want to tell my sister what she should not do so my nephew doesn't develop insecurities but don't want her to know she caused me insecurities
hmm
should've kept some lad, you'd be a tenneraire by now