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*rees loudly into your ear*

Bump limit is 310, not 300 you retard

gf just used the banter hand emoji to mean "okay"

obviously some runt who wanted to make a new but was beaten to the punch haha

And yet you still crawl on over here you little pawn ahahaha

*looks around for yanks*
*whispers in your ear*
they boil water in microwaves

FUCK HILLARY AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

Thinking about katelyn hanging again

if the 4th dimension is time then what's the 5th dimension

11nd for japanese culture

thinking about my bollocks hanging over your mum's chin

>there are billions of people awake right now going about their day

Mental.

where do I get oats

...

I don't like people who say What's up? because I have no idea how to respond it.

the so-called gf

rate the meme deal

Say what you're do and ask him if hes alright

t.

would like a gf or two

japan has an island full of cats

have a cousin like this
no doubt he is a nonce and soon to identify as a girl

honestly looks like something that you'd pull out of the shower drain

*walks towards you*

my bellend

Starting posting on mumsnet

What's the diagnosis?

fucking binbags, the lot of you

How do you even get a waist like that? Photoshop? It's not like the rest of her is skinny

That pasta is grim, had it once. The tuna and sweetcorn one is alright but the others are total shite.

Also:
>wasting your snack item slot on anything other than a 47.5g bag of McCoys Steak Grilled
weak

hate sand

too tall

how much does this cost

>not sweet chilli sensations

>not getting a sandwich

Literally bent.

fuck off nerd chicken and honey mustard is great and tuna is vile and sweetcorn isn't food

Is that a 3Dio on the desk? The mic girls use for ASMR.

£3 (~$15).

£15, £12 on a weekend though

H A T E I T
A
T
E

a tenner

any NEETman in?

about tree

3 pounds is like $2.50

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ah yes

>ask him if hes alright
I don't give a shit bout what they are doing but I'll ask. That's called Tatemae in Japanese. thanks.
He - What's up?
Me - Japan has an ireland full of cats
He - wtf

chicken and bacon or chicken and basil are both ok, the honey mustard one is shit lad

Genetics

honey mustard is a god like creation

Monster energy zero, salt and vinegar McCoy's and a chicken and bacon sarnie

Objectively the best meal deal

wew lad, never noticed that before

when you think about it money doesn't actually exist

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absolute STATE of this country
fucking hell lads, im moving to america or aus or something. They've fucked it here.

lol this is me haha

not with chicken it's not lad it's shit. it's meant to go with ham.

>Monster energy zero

stopped reading there

*chucks a fresh bucket full of squirming runts onto the fire*
ahh, that'll keep me toasty

me playing rainbow six siege

Won't calling himself a prophet get the Muslims to execute him first?

don't know what it feels like to have a girl smile at you without that smile being caused by her laughing AT you

Reminder that if things like this happen in the USA the kids become citizens lmao

you're a small goat with a spastic face?

wake me up inside

doing an amphetamine sulphate straight up the bunghole

me playing rainbow six vegas

Mate... you're not a baby goat. You're a 23 year old half-Greek half-Asian Melbournite with a bum knee and a curious cousin you can't resist.

no it's not it's meant to go on salads

salads with chicken and pasta in them

roast chicken and bacon with stuffing, sweet chilli sensations and a dr pepper
I am NOT willing to debate this further for it would be a waste of both of our precious time

brekkie x

nope

yeah and a blue party hat so watch your roll peasant

that death grips sample near the beginning though

it's the best feeling ever.
I only wish I'd realized it at the time

imagine being okay with ingesting this lmfao

been awake all night

have an eye appointment in two hours haha

the doc will not be pleased my eyes are dry and red

but that's just a burger

i might go to mcdonalds in a bit tho

haha i clocked that too

Retarded paki mong

what in fucks name is that yellow stuff

it's not it's sausage patties

egg yolk

>willingly putting this into your body

>America causes our financial crisis
>We drop to an unrecoverable state
>they keep their currency artificially high by oil wars, proxy wars and CIA funded coups in the middle east and Eastern Europe

Imagine being a normie and having only caffeine to stimulate yourself with

hah

should be a caption under your knob

You are all worthless. You should die painfully.

might have a wank tonight
thoughts?

only one?

you been reading my motivational runt speeches again

Definitely voting UKIP now

Imagine being a virgin and having only video games to stimulate yourself with

hah

do me next

Wow that breggshit drop is almost vertical
smells like economic terrorism to me

>ireland

mentioning potatoniggers is an instant turnoff

Chuckled

lmo

>le Cultural Marxism meme

imagine actually falling for that one

Went on holiday to yankland a while ago and got $1.9 per pound

Mad to think now

want to tell my sister what she should not do so my nephew doesn't develop insecurities but don't want her to know she caused me insecurities

hmm

should've kept some lad, you'd be a tenneraire by now