Anyone willing to read, can do so.
Good evening, I would like to begin by introducing myself. I was given the name 'DJ Zimbabwe' by my peers and I come from a low income neighbourhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things and been involved with many altercations, most of which have ended in gunfire. In addition to this I've had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In fact, once I had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother where fellatio was preformed, forthwith and without explanation. This encounter lasted for several hours, and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact either verbally or physically has been made. In contrast and despite the lack of legitimate evidence I believe whoever listening to this have been involved in a fair amount of homosexual activities. Activities, I and my companions look down upon.
