Describe the average day of the poster above you based on their flag using greentext or whatnot

Describe the average day of the poster above you based on their flag using greentext or whatnot.

Inb4
>be American
>get shot

okay
>be american
>shar

>wake up
>Serve piña coladas to tourists
>rob tourists
>Fight over maize
>go to sleep.

>wake up
>damn, it was minor storm again last night, seems like I have to rebuild half of myhouse again
>oh well
>drive to work
>four hours later arrive to your workplace, Soullessinc.
>after 10 hours of droning/work and HFCS -rich lunch leave workplace
>drive to Walmart
>buy fastfood, you're getting questd tomorrow and want to offer fine cuisine to them, freedom fries you've baked on your own oven
>remember your house is still demolished
>decide to move the event to Chuck'n Cheese
>drive home agter getting sone food from Burger King
>your home accosiation representive is waiting on your yard
>says your grass isn't good enough
>get sent to jail
>get shivved

>wawe ud
>sanny day
>ebins til lade :DDDDDDDDD

>wake up
>sauna
>work
>sauna
>feel lucky because any immigrant that shows up wants to leave
>Sauna
>Go to bus stop
>stand 2 meters away from the nearest person
>shitposts
>go home
>sauna
>get blind drunk
>eat food that no one in their right mind would eat
>pass out in sauna
>roll around in snow
>sleep

>wake up
>first thing seen is bedroom wall
>wall
>get triggered due to mongolian ancestry
>turn lights out
>room is pitch black
>it's 2pm and the shades aren't drawn down
>draw window shades anyway
>fumble around in dark for half empty gallon of kilju from last night
>find it, empty
>oh well there's like 20 more ready to go in the closet
>retrieve new gallon of kilju
>go on Sup Forums
>call some swedish user a faggot
>call another swedish user a faggot
>gettin kinda smashed by third gallon of kilju
>look up muslim rape porn
>cry and fap
>fall asleep to either shitty techno or shittier metal

>be white

>wake up
>go rob someone
>do nigger shit
>lunch time, no food, eat air
>go to Chile to buy cheap tvs
>watch the simpsons
>masturbate and then sleep

Piña colada? Ey Paraguay ustedes sirven piña colada? No era caña?

>go to restaurant to drink some yerba mate
>in meanwhile watch tango
that's all

>wake up
>eat some delicious empanadas

>wake up
>realize that there are only a million of us and probably won't exist in 300 years
>drink like an animal
>Talk shit about Latvians
>get vaguely homosexual (You)s from Suomis on Sup Forums
>make vaguely homosexual statements back to them
>pet kitties
>sleep

>wake up
>get shot again

>wake up
>eat some delicious quesadillas

>wake up
>realize the rest of the world is secretly jealous of you
>realize that's why they shitpost to you all the time
>speaks a beautiful language all day

God damnit Portugal pls adopt

>today
>wake up in texas
>two days from now
>wake up in juarez
>great
>there goes all the money i spent on that coyote
>now how the fuck am i gonna pay for this wall

las dos cosas hay
también sangría y clericó

>wake up
>have digestive tract irritation
>expel flatulence and liquid feces at same time

>wake up
>it isn't snowing
>don't realize how amazing that is because it never snows
>climb up and get some coconuts
>rob another tourist
>hate tourists even though millions of guaraní into the country every month
>go to sleep

Honestly I have no idea what it's like in your country. There aren't even memes about it that I know of.

Bamo

First there are no coconuts in Paraguay
Second, Paraguay is a heaven of any sort of tráfico aparte from having really low taxes, that's why we (argies) go there to buy cheap quality products

> be east Chile
> be negro

Is it a nice place to live?

Up here the media pretty much paints ALL of Latin America as a crime infested shit hole.

Also

>wake up
>be white
>play some futbal
>smoke a joint
>post Simpsons memes
>fuck what looks like a German girl who only speaks Spanish and English
>jerk off for good measure
>go to sleep

>wake up
>get shot

Paraguay is not a nice place to live, they alsó have shit hospital service reason to why they come to Argentina to get threated of any serious illness

>they alsó
>alsó
aparte de este desliz no dijiste nada erróneo, buen post bepi

Gracias vecino (vivo en Posadas)

>wake up
>fuck my sister
>vote for a giant mango colored manbaby
>try to convince everyone that he somehow has a backbone
>put in a dip
>drink a miller light and jerk off to men in uniform
>die a stupid piece of shit

...

>wake up
>go to work to a store that sells over a million of different imported productos
>argie client comes in saying his usual "che boludo"
>talk to him in spanish-guarani
>he understand jack shit of what I sayed and asks for a NVIDIA titan Z and a cheap cellphone
>sell him one for $50 dollars and a shitty BLU phone for $100
>client leaves
>feel hungry
>buy a piece of dough with meat inside for 100000000000 guaraníes, pretty cheap
>go to sleep later in the bed inside my store

...

>wake up
>drive your car to work
>work
>drive your car to Walmart
>buy frozen burgers and pizza and chicken
>drive back home
>watch tv
>evil russian putin manipulates your country
>write "trump is not my president" on the internet
>go to sleep

Maybe for some people.

For you:
>wake up
>god damnit
>take a room temperature shower
>get on Shakey bus that's falling apart
>go to work
>do some form of work that they've been doing in other countries for 35 years
>praise nationalism
>hate people who aren't like me
>drink like a beast
>gangbang a local bydlo girl with Boris, Yuri, and Sergei
>squat for 3 hour and play dice or cards for kopeks
>Ya lyublu tebya
>masturbate while crying
>die

HAHAHAHAHA

So fucking accurate.

>KURWA
>KURWA
>I HATE EVERYONE
>I HATE EVERYTHING
>BLAME EVERY OTHER SLAVIC COUNTRY FOR MY PROBLEMS
>KURWA
>IT WAS PROBABLY AMERICANS WHO DID THIS TO ME
>SHITPOST
>FUCKING DIE

>wake up
>go to work
>work
>come home
>sleep

x60 years

>be argentinian
>get economically jewed

Don't use my name in vain.

>wake up
>look at my body in the mirror
>beautiful black skin and hair is a nice curly afro, as always
>take overcrowded, poorly maintained bus to school
>get to class
>teacher tells everyone to stand up, as usual we sieg heil to the portraits of Peron and Hitler on the wall as Horst Wessel Lied plays
>sit down
>"ok class today is geography lesson"
>projector shows map of argentina that marks the falklands as argentina's
>class over, walk back home since bus broke down and economy too bad to afford a new one
>on the way back throw some rocks at Top Gear cast as they drive through the city
>get home
>sleep in my alpaca fur bed