Describe the average day of the poster above you based on their flag using greentext or whatnot.
Inb4
>be American
>get shot
Describe the average day of the poster above you based on their flag using greentext or whatnot.
Inb4
>be American
>get shot
okay
>be american
>shar
>wake up
>Serve piña coladas to tourists
>rob tourists
>Fight over maize
>go to sleep.
>wake up
>damn, it was minor storm again last night, seems like I have to rebuild half of myhouse again
>oh well
>drive to work
>four hours later arrive to your workplace, Soullessinc.
>after 10 hours of droning/work and HFCS -rich lunch leave workplace
>drive to Walmart
>buy fastfood, you're getting questd tomorrow and want to offer fine cuisine to them, freedom fries you've baked on your own oven
>remember your house is still demolished
>decide to move the event to Chuck'n Cheese
>drive home agter getting sone food from Burger King
>your home accosiation representive is waiting on your yard
>says your grass isn't good enough
>get sent to jail
>get shivved
>wawe ud
>sanny day
>ebins til lade :DDDDDDDDD
>wake up
>sauna
>work
>sauna
>feel lucky because any immigrant that shows up wants to leave
>Sauna
>Go to bus stop
>stand 2 meters away from the nearest person
>shitposts
>go home
>sauna
>get blind drunk
>eat food that no one in their right mind would eat
>pass out in sauna
>roll around in snow
>sleep
>wake up
>first thing seen is bedroom wall
>wall
>get triggered due to mongolian ancestry
>turn lights out
>room is pitch black
>it's 2pm and the shades aren't drawn down
>draw window shades anyway
>fumble around in dark for half empty gallon of kilju from last night
>find it, empty
>oh well there's like 20 more ready to go in the closet
>retrieve new gallon of kilju
>go on Sup Forums
>call some swedish user a faggot
>call another swedish user a faggot
>gettin kinda smashed by third gallon of kilju
>look up muslim rape porn
>cry and fap
>fall asleep to either shitty techno or shittier metal
>be white
>wake up
>go rob someone
>do nigger shit
>lunch time, no food, eat air
>go to Chile to buy cheap tvs
>watch the simpsons
>masturbate and then sleep
Piña colada? Ey Paraguay ustedes sirven piña colada? No era caña?
>go to restaurant to drink some yerba mate
>in meanwhile watch tango
that's all
>wake up
>eat some delicious empanadas
>wake up
>realize that there are only a million of us and probably won't exist in 300 years
>drink like an animal
>Talk shit about Latvians
>get vaguely homosexual (You)s from Suomis on Sup Forums
>make vaguely homosexual statements back to them
>pet kitties
>sleep
>wake up
>get shot again
>wake up
>eat some delicious quesadillas
>wake up
>realize the rest of the world is secretly jealous of you
>realize that's why they shitpost to you all the time
>speaks a beautiful language all day
God damnit Portugal pls adopt
>today
>wake up in texas
>two days from now
>wake up in juarez
>great
>there goes all the money i spent on that coyote
>now how the fuck am i gonna pay for this wall
las dos cosas hay
también sangría y clericó
>wake up
>have digestive tract irritation
>expel flatulence and liquid feces at same time
>wake up
>it isn't snowing
>don't realize how amazing that is because it never snows
>climb up and get some coconuts
>rob another tourist
>hate tourists even though millions of guaraní into the country every month
>go to sleep
Honestly I have no idea what it's like in your country. There aren't even memes about it that I know of.
Bamo
First there are no coconuts in Paraguay
Second, Paraguay is a heaven of any sort of tráfico aparte from having really low taxes, that's why we (argies) go there to buy cheap quality products
> be east Chile
> be negro
Is it a nice place to live?
Up here the media pretty much paints ALL of Latin America as a crime infested shit hole.
Also
>wake up
>be white
>play some futbal
>smoke a joint
>post Simpsons memes
>fuck what looks like a German girl who only speaks Spanish and English
>jerk off for good measure
>go to sleep
>wake up
>get shot
Paraguay is not a nice place to live, they alsó have shit hospital service reason to why they come to Argentina to get threated of any serious illness
>they alsó
>alsó
aparte de este desliz no dijiste nada erróneo, buen post bepi
Gracias vecino (vivo en Posadas)
>wake up
>fuck my sister
>vote for a giant mango colored manbaby
>try to convince everyone that he somehow has a backbone
>put in a dip
>drink a miller light and jerk off to men in uniform
>die a stupid piece of shit
...
>wake up
>go to work to a store that sells over a million of different imported productos
>argie client comes in saying his usual "che boludo"
>talk to him in spanish-guarani
>he understand jack shit of what I sayed and asks for a NVIDIA titan Z and a cheap cellphone
>sell him one for $50 dollars and a shitty BLU phone for $100
>client leaves
>feel hungry
>buy a piece of dough with meat inside for 100000000000 guaraníes, pretty cheap
>go to sleep later in the bed inside my store
...
>wake up
>drive your car to work
>work
>drive your car to Walmart
>buy frozen burgers and pizza and chicken
>drive back home
>watch tv
>evil russian putin manipulates your country
>write "trump is not my president" on the internet
>go to sleep
Maybe for some people.
For you:
>wake up
>god damnit
>take a room temperature shower
>get on Shakey bus that's falling apart
>go to work
>do some form of work that they've been doing in other countries for 35 years
>praise nationalism
>hate people who aren't like me
>drink like a beast
>gangbang a local bydlo girl with Boris, Yuri, and Sergei
>squat for 3 hour and play dice or cards for kopeks
>Ya lyublu tebya
>masturbate while crying
>die
HAHAHAHAHA
So fucking accurate.
>KURWA
>KURWA
>I HATE EVERYONE
>I HATE EVERYTHING
>BLAME EVERY OTHER SLAVIC COUNTRY FOR MY PROBLEMS
>KURWA
>IT WAS PROBABLY AMERICANS WHO DID THIS TO ME
>SHITPOST
>FUCKING DIE
>wake up
>go to work
>work
>come home
>sleep
x60 years
>be argentinian
>get economically jewed
Don't use my name in vain.
>wake up
>look at my body in the mirror
>beautiful black skin and hair is a nice curly afro, as always
>take overcrowded, poorly maintained bus to school
>get to class
>teacher tells everyone to stand up, as usual we sieg heil to the portraits of Peron and Hitler on the wall as Horst Wessel Lied plays
>sit down
>"ok class today is geography lesson"
>projector shows map of argentina that marks the falklands as argentina's
>class over, walk back home since bus broke down and economy too bad to afford a new one
>on the way back throw some rocks at Top Gear cast as they drive through the city
>get home
>sleep in my alpaca fur bed