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Yagga yo edition

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ayo hol up

ayyyyyyy baja

whats hanging famalam

Wow the thread is so slow

What is her name?

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Not-Lauren Southern

Yawn edition

Can the Mexicans start posting big tiddies and asses please?

Anybody here know anything about Trenton? It seems like a nice place to live as its historical and also has commuter rail connections to NYC and Philly so you could find work in a wide area

No he left, typical lazy beaner.

the 'llage

Having a doctorate doesn't mean anything

I think i've hit rockbottom last year guys, i'm nearly 30 years old, still a KHHV but i still desperately want a girlfriend. See, I was always into anime and so was my oneitis in school, so i guess i never grew out of anime since she always made me have hope that anime wasn't a pussy repellent. The thing is, i never had the balls to ask her out before we went to different colleges and we lost contact. On january 2016 i found her on facebook and she is married to a fucking chad and i didn't find anything anime related on her facebook so not only i lost my oneitis but i also confirmed that no girl actually likes anime. As a way to cope, i started taking part in anime forum ERP, one thing led to another and now i'm a babyfur. Roleplaying as a cub is the only thing preventing me from eating lead. I know this might sounds weird but life is hard sometimes: you need to push a mop 8 hours a day, will never get a girlfriend and receive a paycheck smaller them your dick. So i'm not saying i'm proud of what i do but it helps me stay alive i guess. Any of you guys do some unusual stuff to cope as well?

t. tattoo """artist"""

Blondes > brunettes > redheads

Stoned in public lol

shan't

>The racial makeup of the city was 26.56% (22,549) White, 52.01% (44,160) Black or African American, 0.70% (598) Native American, 1.19% (1,013) Asian, 0.13% (110) Pacific Islander, 15.31% (13,003) from other races, and 4.10% (3,480) from two or more races. Hispanics or Latinos of any race were 33.71% (28,621) of the population.
>52.01% Black

Into the bin

>Cockburn

black hair > red hair > brown hair > red hair
delet

>red hair twice

Trenton a shit. The only viable city in NJ is Hoboken and some of Jersey City if you want to be near NYC. Otherwise live in Philly.

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fuck i meant blonde hair for the second red hair it's late

This is a good song.

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Forgot image

The whole point was being able to commute to both cities to be able to look for work in both cities. If I wanted to commute to NYC I'd live on long island.

Also trenton is pretty wew tier, the city centre near the train station is where all the nigs and spics live

[Patrician] > [2nd choice] > [third choice] > brown hair

Right, you'd have to be okay living with those demographics though. Its definitely not a nice city but its not the worst (Camden, Newark are the worst in NJ). Its not uncommon for bums to just walk in and out of the regional station there

I agree

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.

And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
“Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?”
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”—
Merely this and nothing more.

>bottle blonde

Whoops

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This is a bad meme

I hate how common they are. Blondes look greasy to me, and blue eyes look vacant and scary

>blue eyes look vacant and scary

Zhang/Pajeet please.

A comical poem suitable for the occasion extemporoized and thought up before your very oys

Aull right ere we go
room ere for everyone gather around
the constable's responstable
now how does that sound
ello miss lark I got one for you
miss lark likes to walk in the park with andrew

t.brown eyed

@theblackhannahmontana

Green eyed, ladies

Jew

nvm fuck trenton its a violent shithole

Has more murders than montreal despite being 20x smaller

fuck america jesus christ

>green-eyed

Yeah, sure thing.

masterrace

>didn't understand what 52% dindu meant

Innocent naive leaf, you have much to learn about Burgerland.

Where were you on 9/11, /cum/?

eye rankings
1. green
2. grey
3. blue
4. brown
5. hazel

i assumed it would be a bedroom community for philly and NYC

america is literally central american tier with its murder rates

put hazel on top of brown

>t. Hazel trying to convince himself he's green.

Hazel is a bullshit eye colour

what about greenish blue

I was an 11 year old little shit and it was in the morning, so at school

Where were you during the Monterrey shooting

Bottle blondes are a crime

In the US

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If you want to know about a city you only have to look up the demographics. Nigs gonna nig.

greenish blue is technically considered grey

don't ask me i don't know either
FALSE

t. grey

WEW
E
W

>tfw Blond and Hazel

Lads i need to win canada to own cum(im the blue one). I need to do this for cara

rate me /cum/

is this real pic? if yes, its the first nigress that is beautiful ive ever seen

no one cares you permavirgin

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What do you mean

Te pareces a ese verga español de los videos cagados, pero como más pendejon

Risk is gay as hell dude

It's special snowflake for "brown but I don't want to be generic"

Your mom's a bullshit eye color

Looks like you take South America tbqh.

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Get high rolls

yea, trenton a shit.

Your best choice while looking for good work would be to live in hoboken and commute to NYC. It doesn't have AS high of rent and its not a shithole.

Have you said your prayers today?

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spooky

It's unironically a shooped white girl

in school
9/11 is one of my earliest memories desu

t. Hazel boi

an army of ghosts

who will ever be able to stop them

I WANT A BROWN GF

>trump hats without words
>upsidedown polish flag
>sideways french flags
What kind of satanist shit is this

>"brown but I don't want to be generic"
heh. But it's true though, it's not a generic color, they're about as common as blue

brown is the absolute, undisputed king in generic eye color

stick always wins

I bet the owl fucked her. He owlfucked her. Owlfucker ass bitch.

Is a trap

I just want someone to care

I think that's a doll

H-how did you know ;_;?

H-hi

>t. Hazel

He means most people with hazel eyes are just browns trying to feel special and not brown eyes number 6,502,345,901. He's not entirely wrong.

>implying owlfucking is as basic bitch tier as hummingbirding

>he has a monochromatic eye color
>he only needs one crayon to draw his iris

What kind of music do you like lad?

central heterochromia CREW

That's not an owl.

Is it possible to cum without stimulating the penis?

Reminder that bitches ain't shit but hoes n tricks

prostate massage

>eyes that scream that you're a mutt and a euro rapebaby

Ayy lmao, get your gay anime eyes out of my thread

Absolutely