HE'S HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

>HE'S HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

Shut up white devil!

For you.

Thanks for making this Friday pal

Fuck you hairy bitch, I have to work tonight.

I have no friends nigga, what am I supposed to do?

>night

It's daylight out you ban evading autist

HERE I AM

>living in the reddit part of the country

>another week's gone by

SOMEBODY

>tfw no ASR gf

alaska?

*PAAAARRRRRRRPPPPPPRRRRRRTTTTTTTT*

>got paid on monday morning
>grocery delivery of booze on monday afternoon
>smashed by monday night
>don't remember tuesday
>still drinking on wednesday but starting to sober up
>in bed all thursday
>shower on friday morning
>civilisation IV all friday afternoon
>finally go on Sup Forums friday night
>write this blog
>you actually read it
OP's right you're a loser.

>Third Friday in a row seeing this thread
;-;

>he's still here at 4am
fml

>tfw I have friends but no money or car to go chill with them

>he literally posts it every friday night

wew lad

sup reddit

so get a job you autist

>HES HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT IN A THREAD DEDICATED TO MAKING FUN OF HIM FOR BEING HERE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

...

>he's here every Friday night to know that

>he hasn't been out on a Friday night this entire millennium

im about that life mayne

>reddit meme

xD

>OP's right you're a loser.


I READ YOUR DAMN BLOG MAN, I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING, Y U GOTTA DOG ME LIKE THAT

...

I'm literally about to go out to a fancy ass dinner with my m8s family and I just wanna stay here and shitpost.

It's Saturday morning actually and I'm rubbing my cock

I don't get my NEET bucks until Tuesday. I'll be here all weekend

Why is this the most Sup Forums tier board on this shithole?
I get tired of babysitting you underage niggers.

Where else would I be?

I have no friends because people are terribly boring or total dirtbags. And most guys my age just want to fuck random sluts or play videogames with you.

REMEMEBER ITS FRIDAY NIGHT AND YOUR HERE BABYSITTING Sup Forums

hey reddit

make like a 'select all trees' captcha and LEAF

>Crab Legs Kino
EL JUSTO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

God fucking dammit

FREIDAY NIGHT
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I just got back from my birthday dinner.

happy birthday cunt :3c

Thanks user.

JUSTO
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Shaming only works on women

>He's earnest about fitting in even if it doesn't make him happy

kill yourself faggot

THE NIGHT AFTER THURSDAY BUT BEFORE SATURDAY

HES HERE THAT NIGHT

I'm on house arrest, I'm here every night for the next two and a half years.

Of course I am, I'm old. I have a wife and kids.

TACO BURRITO ARRIBA

Get a haircut you ugly shit.

what store are you robbing tonight?

Fucking nigger, what'd you do to get that? Do you have a at home job or what?

it's been a tough month

>interacting with libcucks, alt right faggots or old irrelevant cunts
>2016

nah

give me one reason the rewards outweigh the risks because the risks are fucking ridiculously high nowadays

I'm white, manslaughter, and I'm living off my savings.

I'm in the theater for xmen right now waiting for the movie to start. Theater is pretty empty doesn't look good desu.

fRiDaY EvEnInG

He is HERE

top kek

>he doesn't post every night
Get out reddit

So are you. That's why these threads are, and always have been, fucking retarded. We're all equal losers.

Except this guy , stay the fuck away from him.

>even the mods are out tonight

I'm posting from my phone at a raging kegger so speak for yourself

That makes you a bigger loser than the people posting from their homes.

>Be 28
>Been out every friday that I wasn't working since 16
>Tired of the bar scene, decide to save money and stay home
>See this thread
>Go out anyway

Whatever helps you sleep at night Caleb

Do "libcucks" and "alt right" even exist outside of the internet?

I've never seen them. IRL I've only ever met moderates of varying degrees who think people of those two extremes are mental.

>that weirdo at the party who sits alone in the corner playing with his phone all night

At least us shut-ins have our dignity.

People are either one or the other.

If they aren't one or the other, they aren't really people, because that means they don't care about things enough to really constitute as people.

What's wrong with that

>dignity
>avoid people at all cost

You might be onto something

Yeah, your father's tight asshole with my BBC.

Wow that was really mean. That's the last straw. My katana and your BBC will soon meet!

I tried to break open a hard boiled egg but it wasn't hard boiled.

I have schizophrenia and even I'm not a virgin

whats your excuse

another friday night, another friday night on Sup Forums

Bump

>caring about the media and elites' game to get plebs to vote in the elites' interest

lmao

I know that my auto-erotic asphyxiation induced hallucinations aren't real.

Why the fuck would you care about plebs in the first place? They suck.

damn,,,really makes you think

Friday #522

>only 10 and already posting with the damned

That one made me laugh

Sup Forums sucks, I want to quit it but can't
it should be made illegal. fucking crack cocaine website. fuck everything

I feel confident that I wouldn't seek out another Chan if it did suddenly disappear. They all just feel like weak imitations.

It's not the Sup Forums's fault that you are weak and/or unlikable, familia

>not going to see the girl from
work that I like and talk to a lot until Tuesday

its going to be a long four days

Lonely is the night

i was posting on Sup Forums when i was 10

I was posting on Sup Forums when you were 10

>tfw have to work tomorrow