I'm just coming for my files, Marty

>I'm just coming for my files, Marty

Oh shit whaddup

>I'm just cumming on your wife, Marty

classic Rust

[Both grunting]

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>just fuck my shit up, Marty

>I enjoy fucking my wife

What did he mean by this?

why did marty love mowing lawns so much?

was rust secretly gay?

Was he talking to The Lorde?

>this thread
Went went wrong? Wasn't the fanbase of this show supposed to have an higher IQ than average and thus facilitate quality discussion?

your mom facilitates quality orgasms

He identified as #nonbinary

IQ is a flat circle

It's tourist season; school is out, the future wizards are among us.

someone post the ass

Will there ever be a season as good as True Detective's first?

someone post the tits

Heh.

It shouldn't be hard to beat the mediocrity that is episode 6, and the decentness of episodes 7 and 8.

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>mlp:fim existed in the 90s in true detective
or
>ledoux was a time traveler, truly free from the flat circle of time

Typical progression for a brony imo

>implying Rust didn't go easy on Marty

Well, he came really fast, isn't that a problem?

Definitely the bottom one.

>Went went wrong?
Season 2. Not even QT McAdams could save it.

sick air

>i haven't been fucked like that since before the kids

Does it matter?

He was actually referencing his lawn

>I enjoy fucking my lawn

Does it mean that Marty was even faster? What's wrong with americans? Can't they last more than a few seconds?

kek

>mfw ghetto shootout

The intensity of it. Sometimes they still remain hard long after they cum if it was emotional

source: anecdotal confessions I've heard from un-virgins (unverified but I trust them)

Season 2 was a masterpiece you pleb.

Kek, whatever you say

shake a closed bottle and pull off the top, the force will be greater than if you shook it, pulled the top off, and then closed it and shook it again.

I'm certain theres an eaier way to explain this.

Everybodys frustrated, and they were subconciously horny for each other since they met.

>if its really emotional

more like 'if im really loaded up on amphetamines'

>ITT: Americucks defending premature ejaculation.

Not sure why you're relating to this? But OK

>It shouldn't be hard to beat the mediocrity that is episode 6
Reddit pls

Everything we’ve ever done or will do we’re gonna do over and over again. And that little guy is gonna be in that plane again...and again...and again...forever.

Whatever dude kudos to you for lasting longer than Ruse

You got it kinda wrong the scene is supposed to be impersonal, she explains right after they fuck why she stopped by.

>virgin acting like he has sex experience

lelwhat
If you take a bunch of speed you can cum and maintain a full erection. thats how speed demons have marathon fuck sessions that last for 3 hours.

i hear that brother.

What happens in Ep 6 again?

That's because of their mutilated cocks.

Hah

What the fuck does "time is a flat circle" mean? Am I retarded or something?

>ledoux was a time traveler, truly free from the flat circle of time
My fucking sides

HBO pushed Nic to put out something he hadn't put a fraction as much thought into.

That looks like a painful af stunt tbqh

i can usually stay hard after cumming almost always once. Sometimes i can stay hard for a third cum. No stims involved but i do eat a lot of healthy fats.

I don't mean like a 10 minute break to go wash your dick off i mean i literally don't go soft until i've had 2-3 orgasms.

>I don't mean like a 10 minute break to go wash your dick off

I only do this if I accidentally cream my pants during the trailers and the theater security will allow me to visit the showers during the final concession stand break before lockdown.

I'd imagine there's landing mats that have been edited out

That's why I always wear a condom to the movie theater. If none of the trailers make me blow a load I just take it off because it starts chaffing after a while.

REGGY LE DOOO

>mention his name so many times
>that teaser with him looking spooky in the gasmask
>its just some hick

I sometimes wish TD embraced the supernatural elements and make the bad guy encounters really terrifying.

Nope, just a retard who lives in the woods. And apparently he scares everyone by being fat and incestuous.

EXCSH WHIIFE

and this is why you're not a writer, user
thank god for that

lmao

>IMMA SHKULLFHUCK YOU, BITCH!

disappointed we never saw this desu