The name's Bond... Jane Bond

>The name's Bond... Jane Bond

Only shitlords will have a problem with this

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I guess I'm a shitlord then

I wasn't sure before, but I think now is the time to smash the patriarchy.

AWW HELL NAWW

What's with all the extremely nigga looking blacks recently? Can't they pick some more attractive darkies?

>>The name's lord... Shit Lord
Only feminists will have a problem with this

Isn't she going to play King Kong in the new Skull Island movie and fight Godzilla in the spin-off?

The now pen explodes coco butter.

>niggeress
>Jane

My suspension of disbelief cant handle this. They'd have to name her Janette'qualine of something.

HOL UP

Is this real? Please don't be real...

MEESA NAME IS JANE, BOND JANE

>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis thin white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>mfw

what the fuck

it's the future you chose
dailycaller.com/2016/05/24/new-york-city-lets-you-choose-from-31-different-gender-identities/

Amber Lynn (in her absolute prime) is the only Jane Bond I'd ever give a damn about.

The name's Bond... L-a Chantrelle Shaniqua Monique Bond

Lol she looks like she belongs in the flintstones

I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S A NIGGER THING

OR A CUNT THING

BUT I'M CHIMPING OUT

>Jane Bond
That's pretty sexist user... Just because she is a woman doesn't mean that she couldn't be named James.

YO VODKA KOOLAID CHICKEN NOT STIRRED

looks like she was electrocuted while snorting crack

Yea as the toilet monkey

Literally this

>he wants his blacks to look more white
R A C I S T

Ooga booga Wehr da white bois at?

Now that style takes me back. Fucking uncanny.

His blacks?

?

What's green and hangs from trees?

I swear to god they should get a fit female to play James Bond if they insist on getting a female to play the character.

I don't care if they're white, brown, yellow or poointheloo they should be fit otherwise the film will flop.

I have yet to see this gorilla in anything where she talks in a normal volume

It's probably hard to stop when your only setting is 'angry black thing'

The name's jungo, coco jungo.
Only racists will have a problem with this

>a fit female
That's ableism. She should be a disabled obese transfluid trans-african jewish woman. Now THAT would currentyeary.

>estrogen pill
>soma pill
Can't help but think you only really need the one, this story could use some tightening up.

>>see cis thin white male at the zoo

After you cis whities are gone we blackmen are next

>tfw out of Privilege Peanuts

What I hate the most is that there is no shortage of sexy black women, yet rather than see them on the big screen we get first generation evolvees

You gotta time it right.

After all white men are gone you just say that you identify as trans-white and BAM. Back to the top of the stack you go. It's the old holocausteroo. Nothing more oppressed than a race that got genocided.

user this bait is expired and reeks of faggotness
>try harder next time

>*clicking noises*

Say what?

Agreed famicom

>"Do you expect me to talk?"
>"No, Mrs Bond, I expect you to die!
>"AW HELL NAW"

Brownfinger

Hol up... so u sayin' we wuz spies n sheit? awwww sheeeeit!

...

That actually looks like an ooga booga

goddamn how is that thing allowed to walk the streets like this? Won't somebody think of the children?

>that hair

this is the first funny female comedian

not because of her jokes tho

that would be great for the youtube comments alone

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WUZ

KANGZ