Culture Pals: yellow fever leader edition.
Talk to qts from around the world, practice your bants, chill with the lads, press F to pay respects to all the qts who you didn't meet last year.
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Yes it has the same title I'm original but nobody else was making one
*Unoriginal
lads, you want some free yellow fever?
Looking for a sexy chick from a developed country that would like to get married with me so I can get a citizenship of her country. In exchange I can offer my beautiful masculine body and free lessons of the russian language for indefinite period of time Picrelated is 100% me.
>someone from Korea tells me i should shave my beard
>tell this to qt (also from Korea)
>she says "I want to shave later too."
What did she mean by this?
Does my qt secretly have a beard?
Sure
Yes
>see girl on interpals, looks a real qt in all her pictures
>add her on Skype and decide to cam
Absolute dog. Never trust pictures.
>when the BR girls say you've got a cute accent when you speak portuguese
d-d-d-does this mean they want my willy?
Help I'm getting bombarded by Korean girls. like 70% of views and messages are from Koreans
Deploy
what the hell am I even supposed to say?
)))
Girls shave their arms, legs, armpits, pussies etc
Story of my life lad
Reply with )))
The fuck am I supposed to do here? It's a girl from Turkey if you're wondering.
Ask her if she likes memes
...
do (((
How are you today?
I just had a Flight Physical from a guy who's a questionable pedophile
breddy bad
i unironically ended up in the same class as train girl so i'll have another 6 months of torture
fuuuuuuckk
What did you think when you saw her in class?
...
Why do all Turk women have a cuckolding fetish?
i didn't see her, she spoke out loud and i recognised her voice
That's so unfortunate that I lol' Tbh
:___:
Find a better QT, you can do it!
do you reckon most trannies lie about being trannies on ip
Train girl?
...
why would i look for someone else when she is the only one i want
You can't dwell... believe me.. I still care a lot about my Italian, but I can't dwell on something I know won't go back to the way it was
I get a shitload of profile views when I run the script but even the chinks don't message me.
are you still in love with her?
Well.. I've never used the L word before.. but, I still smile and feel happy when she texts me, and I definitely do care about her a lot. Whenever she comes to visit the US in a year or 2, if we are still friends I'll make sure she has the best trip ever
What if she brings her boyfriend?
As I said, I care about her a lot. So, if she wants to travel to the US and if she still has a boyfriend and brings him with, I'll still show the same courtesy. As long as she's happy, then it'd be worth it to me.
your situation is completely different, did you fug her btw?
it is different, but you haven't bonded with the train girl right? So it should be easier for you to find someone better
>did you fugg her btw
no..
Message the bisexual Danish qt, maybe she will let you join a 3sum ;^D
wasn't she a fake
no, and that sucks even more. i'm a supreme gentleman, i don't see how she couldn't like me
Yea it fucking sucks
LisaDK was fake, but not the one I'm talking about now
so does ur mum xD
That's not nice..
Did feel nice desu
>come online
>121 messages
Some of the stuff these people write....
how
what do now, i'm thinking of explaining my feels towards her so she'll tell me to fuck off and i'll get some closure.
i don't' know who that is
You haven't attempted to ask her out yet?
If you just tell her you really like her.. it might be autistic.. ask her out instead
i sort of did but it ended up being a lunch with some classmates rather than a date, besides, i'm pretty sure she doesn't give a flying fuck about me based on our interactions
By not being male.
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that one can take banter, i talked with her multiple times
actually i bet this is you, thats why you evaded posting your picture for many months
/WeCanBeHeroes
either let it go, or go for it.
If you let it go, move on.
/antekar
why are slavic girls god tier?
since i can't move on until she strictly says no
Nope.
>mfw my qt asked her english teacher what squirt meant
lol how long will i last with this shit?
G-G-Guenter?
i hope they dont report me
Lmao
Guys
Should I go to Washington DC tomorrow to watch Trump take the Oath of Office?
Yes. Do it for me, because if i could, i would!
Of course
Seconded
Ok I will. I'll post pictures in here as well. DC is going to be fucking crazy tomorrow.
Just watched the Make America Great Again celebration on TV that's happening right now in DC. Badass af
>tfw only indians and turks who can barely speak English message me
Feelsbadman
>tfw your qt won't wake up for another four hours
I'm considering telling her she's no longer allowed to sleep because I get bored.
Try to pass one of the secret service guys a note for him saying that /cp/ loves and supports him.
Are you an actual Pinoy?
I get messages from your qts quite a bit because I speak a little Tagalog, a lot of them seem nice. One blocked me though because I said something about Mudslimes and it turned out she was one.
can someone post a link tothis discord server i keep hearing so much about?
Riddle me this, why do qt3.14 thicc shy polack girls make me willy feel weird but also make me swoon?
Girls who make you swoon are supposed to make your willy feel weird.
Unless you're gau.
no
Where'd the other English guys go? I miss the bants
they're just so fucking cute i just want to give them love and children
Also, respectable digits my dude
God that's the last thing he needs...
Next fake news story "CP (child porn) enthusiast website endorses President Trump"
Polish chicks never message me for some reason. I wonder why?
Well that one's not entirely fake..
Yeah they really like it when a white dude speaks our language.
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Nope.
Message some random sissy britbois on IP if you're jonesin for some.
>Polish chicks never message me
Because you don't prey on thicc qts who look shy
Plus, everyone loves Australia, America has burnt all its social capital.
If it makes you feel any better, nobody messages me.
K
I'll message u
>America has burnt all its social capital.
Poland adores America though. And regardless I get messages from Muslim and Russian qts all the time, who certainly have more reason to have beef with Americans than Poland.
Maybe its because you've got a face like a dropped pie :^)
Oi Johnno
Nah dude I'm legit handsome as fuck. Can't be that either.
Tfw no korean gf
Arr rook same
Yellow fever fags get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
They really are the worst conversation wise. Other than flips, who almost don't count, I haven't talked to a single asian qt who was capable of having any sort of conversation in English at all.
I don't know how people do it.
>tfw no qt European bf
fuuuckk
In order for me to make it to D.C. tomorrow I need to be awake at 4am... I don't know if that's going to happen..
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Anybody got the old IP db leak from 2015 ?
I lost my copy with my HDD :(
If you do and don't mind uploading/sharing the link send me a mail on