Hey Sup Forums, I'm not a normal poster here, but I thought I'd share a quick story with you. I recently went to a yard sale in my neighborhood and found a piece of merchandise that intrigued me: it was like one of those retractable light sabers and was yellow, but 2 sticks on it said "The Bibleman Adventures." I looked up the series, and apparently there's very little information on it. While I CAN find shopping listings and mentions of a bibleman board game, action figures, and DVDs, I can't find any about his sword. Which leads me to wonder, do I have some Chinese bootleg Bibleman merch and if so, is this worth some cash?
Hey Sup Forums, I'm not a normal poster here, but I thought I'd share a quick story with you...
Brayden Long
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Eli Flores
Pic related is the sword in question
Ayden Lewis
I remember this show, basically a Batman rip off with lightsabers.
Aka pure kino
Christian Kelly
How can kids become strong in the Lord's mighty power? Have them read Ephesians chapter six, where St. Paul lists his famous armor inventory. At the very end, he reminds us to "take the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of God." This toy Bibleman sword is the perfect way to turn everyday role-playing games into Bible reminders to help kids live a life of faith. Did we mention it lights up, vibrates, and has Bibleman sound effects? Equip your young warrior-in-training with a weapon that reinforces the importance of God's Word.Batteries not included. TOYS ARE NON-RETURNABLE.
Lincoln Stewart
Jesus :Put away your laser sword, for those who live by the laser sword shall die by the laser sword
Jayden Wilson
I looked this up, but that's the description of a different sword. Mine has a darker handle, not a purple one.
Hunter Hernandez
I still own every Willie Aimes episode, his autograph, and a few action figures.
The most mainstream thing I've seen reference this was Super
Daniel Perry
>It's a "Bible man rallies the crusaders" episode
Brandon James
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I feel like this show is a treasure trove of reaction gifs.
Chase Nguyen
>It's a "Bible Man revives the Spanish Inquisition" episode
Eli White
I used to have almost every episode on vhs.
I remember it being very funny.
Being raised Christian was weird.
Luke Garcia
>it's a Bible Man fends off accusations of child molestation in the court of law episode
Aiden White
Shit, my parents just bought me veggietales.
Easton Perez
>It's a "Bible Man founds a 'Pray Away the Gay' camp" episode
Aaron Brown
I had a ton of those too.
>tfw i still have Hillsong United songs memorized a decade later
Joshua Flores
Protestants are the fucking worst.
Cooper Parker
I remember my parents used to buy a lot of christian stuff for me, but eventually they gave it up and decided I'd be better off making my own religious decisions in life.
But this was after 8 consecutive Catholic Summer Camps, one at which I had to be taken home early because the other kids actually stole all my possessions because I asked why being gay was a sin.
Ryan Stewart
>It's a Bibleman fights Jews, atheists, feminists, and pagans episode
Caleb Ramirez
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You bet it.
Jaxon Bell
That 4th guy doubles as pagan and Jewish.
Colton Smith
We posting Christkino?
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Brandon Sanchez
Newfag here, what does "kino" mean?
I assume it means high quality film.
Matthew Mitchell
it means get the fuck out newfag
Christopher Myers
I'm only a curious normie who lurks on Sup Forums mostly, fuck off.
Jayden Sanchez
Anyone else notice this?
Dylan Baker
go back to facebook faggot
Elijah Morris
You just gave him two more reasons you should fuck off.
Asher Long
>confirmed for never watching mad tv
pleb
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Grayson Jenkins
Mad tv is unfunny shit.
Christopher Gonzalez
hello rebbit, enjoying snl?
Easton Stewart
wtf is 17 min about
Cameron Wood
Nathan Robinson
God I'd forgotten all about this
Evan Ramirez
Bar codes are of the devil, don't you know anything?
Tyler Price
Bar codes have 666 in them and used for commerce, they're the mark of the beast.
Austin Smith
You know Family International ended up being a cult/crime syndicate hyrlbrid? They ran thos elaborate prostitution ring where its prostitutes would have sex with men and try ro convert them to their own bizarre version of Christianity and if that didnt work they would blackmail them. Also, they were notorious for their internal child molestation scandal.
Family International was evil as shit
Jacob Davis
Notice what, a generic guarding stance? You're looking for a connection that isnt there weeb.
Brandon White
Top kek!
Adam Ross
Best Episode of Bibleman
Bibleman vs The Jews
(yes this episode actually happened)
Luis Kelly
>"You see, Timmy, the Muslims tried to dominate US. That's how the onslaught started."
That Easter weekend Crusades special...
Dylan Price
Why are christians always so creatively bankrupt?
I guess Satan has all of the talent.
Liam Morgan
Sell your cloak and buy a laser sword
Evan Clark
>for kids
>phallic
>vibrates
GOOD JOB RELIGION!
Benjamin Torres
wow, that is the most stereotypical depiction of a jew and I have ever seen, and i'm an anti-Semite right off the bat. lol
Asher Sullivan
>its a take bronze age nomadic goat herders fables literally episode
Elijah Young
I'd say "nice b8", but this actually fucking made me kek.
Joseph Richardson
Because budgets. No one with any real money is going to bankroll anything with such a specific, religious based message.
Colton Williams
God's Not Dead had a budget of 2 million and still managed to be fucking shit and show that Christians don't even understand Western philosophy.