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He literally wanked on skyped straight after his wedding edition

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i do STEM and find my degree pretty easy
honestly don't understand what people who say they can't go out because they're studying during the middle of term are actually doing

Blackbird fly

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this should make Sup Forums easier to look at

>tfw sit next to some lad that tries really, really, really fucking hard
>tfw he has to sit and watch me play hangman or squares or games on my phone with the qt next to me for the entire fucking year
>and then watches me cram a year's worth of work into a weekend and do better than him
He fucking LOATHES me lmao

eliza

Lads i just pictured aliens visiting while trump is president hahahahahahah

imagine, ffs.

*insert ad-lib from trump tweets*

Can you picture that^ hahahah

need a bf

>I'M AUTISTIC OMG OMG I GOT 7 A*S IN MY A LEVEL AND I DO PHYSICS AT OXFORD WTF YOU DIDNT DO THE SAME? LOL I DONT EVEN GO TO MY LECTURES LOL IM TO INTELLIGENT ALL OF YOU ARE DUMB RETARDS LOL CANT BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO STUDY LOL

Find a flaw

How do we solve the manlet epidemic?

What's the point of going lectures then not paying attention? May as well just not go

i highly rate a nice arse and a great pair of tits tbqh

Forming a fantasy football team of celebrities I like watching off the telly

Bradley Walsh is midfielder
Gavin Esler is defender
Matt Baker is goalkeeper
What should Alexander Armstrong be???

bit gay

sick fetish of mine as well. real nasty fetish. love a girl with a nice arse

>Just got done doing a poo. Big. Brown. Smelly - Many such cases!

6'0''
5'11''

To sit with the qt that always sits next to me. She lives too far away for us to reasonably get together with any frequency outside of uni, so going to lectures is perfect for it.

THE JETS!?
I HATE Trump now.

TSUUUUUUUU

manager

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haha you make that up?

during term i spend most of my time fucked or recovering from being fucked
never get out of bed before 1pm

i don't pay to get up early and get bored to death by old farts who are completely out of touch with the modern aspects of their field bore me to death

i only need my bit of paper to get my first good job and then it's useless

third year stem at a rustlers group on a first class and a £32k grad job offer

Has never exposed her breasts on camera

Even her sex scenes keep them locked up and she used a bum double that time we thought we saw her bum

creasing at this melt

>mfw i spend £2000 on this USA eclipse trip and it's overcast that day

there's another one in 2024 but boy will i be raging

Extremely autistic

Can't stop laughing at the thought of Trump declaring war on Mexico

>Look, I love Mexico and Mexico loves me. But just take a look at what's going on. I mean look at what's going on. Something has to be done and when it's done it's going to be so great. I mean it'll be so great. You're going to take a look at what's done and say to yourself 'wow, that is great'

Why do autistic people talk to themselves? There's some aspie in my class who can't stop mouthing words to himself and snickering.

To be fair the people who don't go to lectures at all and still pass exams are normally leagues beyond lecture plebs. They are self-motivated and learn at their own pace which is normally much faster and more thorough than the lectures can deliver material.

Full disclosure: I don't claim to be such a person (I dropped out of uni and now work in a call centre).

Donny (Dunny) John (Toilet) Trump (Fart)

Need a woke gf

i could drive there in a day but i do not give enough fucks to even bother watching a video of this event

Left–back...


... in the changing room.

youtube.com/watch?v=W4eTdwkripA

Killed it

ahh yes the sun covered the moon very good well worth seeing

>not wanting to see the cosmic ballet

Pretty sure she did a nude scene

Business idea: 30 (thirty) of us should make new /brit/ threads and flood the catalog in the name of /brit/

You're mistaken

will never understand the appeal of the azn boards on this site

>Donny (Dunny) John (Toilet) Trump (Fart)

Love that girls use the internet to upload things like this for us to watch

had multiple people say they wish they could swap lives with me

don't even think it's that great really

>My fellow 56%ers, clap loudly with your bum cheeks and give a big round of shartplause for the President of the Poonited States, your Commander in Chief, the Leader of the Free World, Toilet Bog Fart

>trying to sabotage /brit/ culture

alri russian hacker

No butt.

New

Does that include bodies?

what is this?

>Want to talk about the Gambia thing
>Go to Sup Forums
>They're such retarded contrarians that they unironically support the current dictator

I wish we had a board to discuss shit that wasn't full of Sup Forums users. Shame /news/ is so dead.

They're containment boards for the actual autists

I fucking hate this shit dogshit season

Cold windy and fucking downright miserable and shite

I don't think He'd like this one bit

probably not

the bender fort is taking applications

eaten about 1600kcals today and done 2 hours walkabout

Dark secret: wanked on a passed out drunk girl

Haunts me everyday

pls switch seats

>56 posts
>page 1

hmm

PLEASE REMAIN STANDING FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

youtube.com/watch?v=cJLUgj94ISs

Name 5 things wrong with the current dictator.

don't think you're comprehending the divine beauty of the synchronicity of size/distance that makes this event possible

you only have a few chances in your life to view an eclipse from a decent location like the USA, and not out on a boat in the pacific or in greenland. an eclipse is a religious and philosophical experience.

ayyyy jaannnnayyyy *finger gun*

trump has no idea what he's doing

he probably didn't think he'd win. his campaign was a political statement

laughed like crazy

just realised i have the humor of a 9 year old and that im fucking retarded

our business idea has been struck down.

at least you don't live in a place like houston where it's always 110f and 100% humidity

Are you telling me that there are some uncut guys who wank without even spitting or putting any liquid on their dicks?

ROARING

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the most shocking thing about the Gambia situation is that people were on holiday there

who the fuck goes to the Gambia on a jolly

Diversity quotas are getting a bit mad these days lads
bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/headlines/38673839

Anyone that says they don't find farts funny is one of two things. A liar or a woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=gd0cgLrwBOY

Gambians visiting their family

half-german half-japanese

lefties

don't worry

>Hail to the Queef, Dunny Toilet Fart

whilst i supported him for the memes it's actually a bit of a scary prospect he's literally going to be the president this time tomorrow

memes have gone too far

Aha r u a lion mate??

might I suggest you use 'Poomander in Queef' next time?

Unironically know quite a lot of people who've been to gambia, same with Tunisia but not after the attack

Syria used to be a fairly popular tourist destination for brits too

my nan has MULTIPLE times
that how she got her Liberian husband who's taken at least £20,000 from her

projected to fly on approx 18 flights this year

still never flown first class or on british airways even

done a good job so far

following through on more promises than obama did

Whiteys trying to get their tight little pink neghole pozzed
>tfw born too late to get pozzed by a big strong Gambian bull

Amazon has turned into a shithole

flooded by unbranded generic chinese goods. looks like fucking alibaba or something

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Skyler,
Stryker-Magwire,
Gunner (from hearing Scandi name "Gunnar"), Taylor.

ah yes, very Gambian

Syria was basically Egypt - old stuff and heat

>the POOT-US, donald fart

>Japan vs Home Country

what was meant by this?

if i'm getting something from amazon i'll get it from a fulfilled by amazon seller only, otherwise look elsewhere

to intelligent for smart water

I've flown Business Class AND British Airways
ama