Britain's Got Talent 2016 Finale Thread

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CATHERINE JENKINS

LAAAAADS

Place your bets lads who do think will win this year?

I've honestly no idea myself.

Trip Hazard

The Ebin Stormtroopers

A dancer/singer/dog obviously.

AYYO HOL UP BIX NOOD MUH FUGGAH = No Talent: The Act

did the sword guy get through?

I win georgia, I win russia, I win UK now

also.. how do ratings compare to UCL final in britain

I can't believe this shit is in the final. A kid who can't dance, throwing himself around wildly to TV show theme songs on stage. And everyone cheers and praises him? This is the best they have to offer?

racist

Those chinky ones were miles better.

>Tumar KR weren't chosen as a wildcard

What the fuck, they were actually interesting

Why are you watching this tripe you absolute spastic cuckholds!

>Davros isn't here

I just want to get to BGMT already. This is the worst final ever.

>YMRA EHT NIOJ: The Act

The Magician is the only one worth winning, if not the Alex Magala dude that won a different countries version of got talent.

The rest of the cunts are the same old shit.

But he is literally the most boring magician ever. He's performing simple tricks that I learnt how to do as a child, while the music drowns out his boring monologue

OCP's Number 2 guy on now.

Fuck off, the dog is gold. The serial winner is just a greedy cunt.

The dog does the same thing every time, only the outfit of the woman changes.

>Brings out a war veteran
What the fuck does this have to do with a talent show

Was there even magic? I got bored listening.

>it's another dog in the final episode

Come on now.

>2 simple card tricks

No, it was essentially show and tell where he brought his grandpa to class.

SOMETHING SOMETHING WE SAVED OUR COUNTRY AND SHEEEIT

>It's another singer/dog/dancer episode

Fuck you, dog 4 lyfe

Wayne Woodward has it in the fucking bag.

A Ghostbusters advert? Even me mum said "absolutely rubbish".

Where was the magic? That was literally just 5 minutes of pandering to UKIP fuckbois.

I'd fuck your mum lad

The problem I have with these dogs and dancers is that once you see the first act, you've seen them all. They don't change up their routine enough to be constantly put through the rounds.

>watching with your mum
I wish I could :(

What the fuck is Hemsworth doing?

>Stephen Mulhern will never be relevant enough to constitute having a golden buzzer act

Why must the good ones always suffer?

>choir

>implying anything on this show is original
I'll admit my fist pick was Davros, but dog is also based.

>they're black
>gospel
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>it's a nignog shoutsings episode

BGT would pull in more, its on ITV for free and panders to kids and families, while UCL is on Sky Sports/BT Sport which you have to pay for. Also, UCL isn't going to really interest casual football fans as the finalists are both spanish - and aren't barcelona.

Will Alesha ever gold buzz a white act?

>It's a The One Viewer escapes from his BGMT Viewing Shed episode

>yet showing black people singing gospel in a movie today would be considered a racial stereotype

Will the sword swallower get to perform live this time or was it recorded earlier?

Will Alesha ever have an opinion worth hearing?

>saturday night
>watching bgt and drinking alone

What went wrong

Don't worry lad, same here.

>running at the camera in a subway witha samurai sword attached.

If I saw that in London I'd screech like a beta and shit myself.

Gee, I love all these British people on my British talent show!

Anyone secretly hopes he dies

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Absolute madman

>secretly
I'm screaming at the fucking telly

So this act was just the same as his semi final but with a chainsaw instead?

Would you rather bonk Alesha Dixon or Amanda Holden?

Jesus, Amanda Holden is so hot.

She seems to get younger every year

The drill bits were more dangerous..

desu he was the best guy so far.
DOG DOG DOG

BBC.

I'd do 'em both but Amanda looks like she'd be more worth your while 2bh.

He's done the same thing 3 times. Sword in mouth, then falls down a pole and stops himself just in time.

Snooz fest mate

She's a right slag but I would mate.

>MUM, user WANT MILKY!

Was literally gonna ask this.
They'd both get it but I'd rather Amanda.

he did more his first time actually doing backflips with the sword.

Kid can't sing, his mum would get it

I bet amanda is a filthy bitch in the sack.

theyve both worn some naughty dresses this week. alesha showing delicious chocolate skin on stage with crossbow fail man

>my mom thinks I'm cool

LAST PLACE
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He definitely has wet dreams about his mum

easily last. theyll be lucky to get 1% of the vote.

but then again i said ukraine would come last in the eurovision final so what do i know

So those two fuck, right? I'm surely not the only one getting some oedipal vibes.

Is it just me or has Walliams lowered his banter this year?

Glad I'm not the only one

No he's been as irritating as ever, it pisses me off that in order to watch this show I have to endure the antics of this bovine attention seeker.

>It's a David pretends to be a poof episode

I'm the opposite, the show's only fun when Walliams is calling Simon gay. Then Mulhern rocks the house.

can some of you not go a fucking day without talking about sex?

>tfw the One Viewer is posting in this thread right now

You're making it worse, you are deactivating their autism inhibitors.

REAL MILF INCOMING

These will finish 11th, though they deserve top half.

Singer is better desu senpai

Ey, these two were pretty good.
Then again I know dick about dancing.

They'd probably finish higher elsewhere. Too patrician for Britain.

Shit tier taste

>Talent

>Britain
>not the us and Pakistan's for talent

>implying talent means it has to be good.

I can suck my own arse

EYEBROWS
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IS THAT A MAN

This girl looks like someone pressed randomize on a character creator lmao

Rofl

>It's another black person sings true colours episode

WHERE IS DAVROS?
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>Called elcock
>Nigger
>ayy lmao
If she places any higher than the bottom 5 I'm moving to Portugal.

I-is Alesha not wearing panties?

Piece of shit judges who sent him through the first time round stabbed him in the back then he ended up the first one to go in Thursday's semi-final.

>I hate foreigners
>So I will become one to other people
Don't understand this.

Fucking rigged.