/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

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FAT JUICY COCKS

Sounds nice

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R8 My OC gays

Name: Rafael Sebastián Guillén Vicente
Nickname: Subcomandante marcos, "The Zapatista"

Really powerful as a result of Communist ideologies
Really proficient in the art of talking and prose
Can fly without a broom
Really pretty
Nihilistic and a wicked sense of humour
Natually talented in magic without even attending Hogwarts
Has a really cool tattoo of an augurey on his neck

Loves: Libertarian Socialism, Neozapatism, revolution, being badass
Hates: Carlos Salinas de Gortari, voting fraud, Nafta

He's not wrong.

B-but other American posters are already so amazing! You don't need me!

What does /cum/ think of this?

when has he ever been wrong

>canada
this is your fault

You forgot

>Loves: sucking cocks.

Expensive for what they are.

>tfw no Frogs on /cum/

>thread about your country's contributions
>post mlp
>got banned for posting it outside the designated board

moot ran a tight ship

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>Frogs that left

thats not posting MLP, you dolt

Now you're being fussy and nothing less. We're a click away really, so I wouldn't be gushing over this really if I were you.
Catch you at my earliest convenience !

sing the national anthem of canada now

>Take bf to hibachi place for lunch
>He catches the broccoli in his mouth but I can't
Dumb slut

Of course is the goddam americans inviting the french, just like they let the french fuck all us over in the XIX century ignoring they own monroe doctrine.

shameful as always.

/fr/ is full of bullies

you lie

youtube.com/watch?v=IVnscHsPfR4

Do it for him

He has experience at catching shit with his mouth

Oh, say can you see

OH CANADAAAAA, OH AMBER WAVES OF GRAIN

YOUR MAPLE SYRUP AND HOCKEY GAMES

KEEP OUR SPIRITS HIIIIIIGH

>implying I post outside of /cum/
How will I know how to find you

no it's because he likes catching my cum in his mouth

fuckin dumdum

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O SAY CAN U CEEE

should have done this to him.

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I'm gonna take your bf away if you don't play nice

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No! Bad Conway! Bad!

>your bf when he doesn't have to deal with you anymore

Sadly /fr/ has it in its founding virtues that we would revere the memery of Jacques Chirac, who was the president that scolded Dubya in 2003 and told him to fuck off for Iraq, so we'd be lying to our own general's identity if we didn't bully American tourists.

REEE why is this slut still bullying me.

I have HAD it with these stupid smug dancing catgirl sluts.

delet

>who was the president that scolded Dubya in 2003 and told him to fuck off for Iraq

*kisses you*

Ok...
How was your day?

*snap*

fun but I have to work :T

how was yours?

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will heem ANYONE ITT in chess

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I'd rather play Risk

Oh but it was. There was a sacrifice that had to paid, and for example I was bullied by American students when I was casually strolling through the 2004-2006 years in the USA, but it was pretty cool to feel relevant.

who do the french feel about speeds bumps? My tourist guide at normandy hated them and called them an american invention

*phasers your ass and beams your nuts to mars*

It was OK

Finally managed to talk to some people in my class

>get australia as one of my countries
>place like 30 troops/battalions in new guinea
>literally nobody can defeat me

GOAT strategy

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>not playing with max 12 per tile like God intended it
Maximum overpleb

>putting restrictions on global warfare

t. Geneva

It HURT

France is full of bullies and surrender monkies

Australia isn't optimal since you only open into Asia (which is a clusterfuck) and have to migrate over to Africa which can be dangerous

the BEST position is South America since you can secure it quick and either move into Africa which is a bit easier (then into Aus from there) or into North America and turn both continents into a super-fortress.

I've seen people just dump all their efforts into Asia as well and basically steamroll everyone else.

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When I figured out a cute girl's name from class while looking at the roster, I looked her up and she's a mormon

one less girl on the list of potentials

:/

table top simulator when?

what's wrong with her being a mormon?

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Isn't that the ECM semen demon?

Batshit

mormons are kinda weird

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>tfw you've played monopoly on TTS with LeMonopolyMan and CIA

I don't drive yet, so I'm not yet privy yet to how I should either adore or hate them as a Frenchie.

WE SHOULD

I'll kick your ass at Life again

compared to what? an atheist?

I assume you've been in a car at least?

sure, and some random soft christian bitch who just says "I believe in God" and leaves it at that

Tell me about it. Figured out that the cute German in my class that I was eying has been being affectionate with a Chink.
Shame really.

I really should yearn even more to be more like Chirac.

>he spun the best
i could win any game that requires even the smallest of skill. I won a 6 person game of settlers of catan despite never playing before last weekend

Eh my dad thinks it's for dumb people, but he thinks that about approximately 90% of the things in life.

Gin rummy

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Catan is 90% luck

Very little strategy, barely qualifies as a game in my opinion

Less so than the US though.

CAN EVERYONE REPLY "SLEEP TIGHT CHIRAC" TO THIS IMAGE, My thanks in advance.

Literally everyone except Scientology and Jehovah's Witness

Mancala is the patricians 1v1 game

*gritting teeth*
Sleep tight Chirac

domino is the goat.

Autism

I'm afraid you expanded on the criteria where there wasn't any. Oh well next time don't grit your teeth. Bad for them.

Mexican Train > Dominoes

Me >>>>>>>>>>>>>> (You)

me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/cum/

haha i just looked up "butt" on google images without mums permission

am i in trouble now lads

say that to my face and not online

*says it online again*
Pssh... nothin personnel, kid

There is no need to be competitive.

You're both faggots

Zinged again!

Everybody here is gay except for me.

*kicks you in the dick*

>Be placer county
>Pronounce it "plahser"
Truly the most intellectual county of California

Gonna take myself a napperoo lads

why do natives have such a high suicide rate?

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>SD's too dumb to pronounce Placer

not even surprised

because we conquered them

cachun cachun rara