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I'm not even gonna link to the last thread ahaha I'VE GONE INSANE WITH POWER

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gramps sent me this

red alert, this is not a drill

a fucking reptillian was detected at the trump thing

mansell.com/pow_resources/newspaper/newsfrompast-cruiseofdeath.html

this is not normal

Dahnald...

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tfw no gf
youtube.com/watch?v=NEUX-HYRtUA

Incompetent in fact.

Colonial army was corrupt in Indochina, the people in Indochina did not like the French and had hatred toward us and we especially lost the war in France because politicians.

youtube.com/watch?v=BqlwYtdfKrE

Did he shart (in mart

draw your ideal gf

could fuck up any arsestralian

>tfw on a train at night and imagining I'm on some kind of interplanetary transport system and just outside is the vast majesty of space and this is a perfectly normal way to travel because I live in the future

Every time theres a bump or a shift in direction I imagine we're avoiding asteroids or something.

Let's paint my apartment's walls!
And after that... perhaps you can paint my inner walls ;-)

Somebody already did that for me

Off to the calle shop lads, anyone need anything?

What am I meant to be seeing?

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need a qt gf to cuddle

but yuna-chan, painting the inside of your pussy is dangerous, paint is a toxic chemical. please reconsider

new thread

bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/38662951/parody-twitter-account-wants-people-to-unfollow-real-donald-trump

why does newsbeat exist

evidence that world leaders are colluding with reptilliods, this man is a reptile in disguise its easy to see

Avenida please

I only started to dislike women after getting close to them

strange that, might be a bender or something

>I only started to dislike women after getting close to them
>strange that, might be a bender or something

I want a warm british dick on my mouth

Yeah that zoomed in picture of a bald man sure is interesting

*Walks away*

Putting your tax money to work to bring us the stories that matter

im weak lads -_-

Where are you walking to?

*shyly follows you around the thread*

lift

and you get stronk

am i gay if i found sex with women boring/underwhelming?

Sorry I already have an Argentine BF

>am i gay if i found sex with women boring/underwhelming?

Just eaten a pint of custard with two chopped bananas.

How much talking goes on during normal person sex? Do you compliment each other or do small talk or what?

Me too

I think it's my fault though

I have had an extremely unfortunate sex life

screeching
only ever had 1 gf and she was a pretty shit fuck

just lay there and moaned

yeah, usually talk about my day and what went on at work

Why is it so quiet here tonight?

What did you want to be when you grew up?

not even 9pm on the east coast and it feels like real nigga hours already

never had any ambitions

everyones out in the streets protesting that dastarldly character, chroomp

regular shit like an astronaut or a lawyer i guess

then i realised that life is designed for sociopaths with connectons that I could never make

it was my dream to be a lonely virgin
im doing quite well for myself these days

See what I realised is that it's largely up to you unless she's one of those rare proactive women

My mind seems to go out the window, so I forget to change position or make her do things and it all ends up being very unsatisfying

left-wing hoo-ha

Actually feeling sick over how much I want this job. Can't be healthy really.

>See what I realised is that it's largely up to you
turns me off

turns me off I have to decide where we eat, what direction the conversation is taking and where we go on holiday

most women are boring cum dumpsters, im holding myself out until I find a genuine qt that can think for herself

never had any aspirations

Don't know what half these symbols are. Rebels on the left, got that, don't know the rest. Thanks for sharing the image though, gave me a neural almond.

what job la

Ha yeah good luck with that

If I cracked my phone screen and then take out insurance would I be able to send it away to get repaired?

im attractive so its just a waiting game bruh

i've friendzoned like 6 girls in my life, you?

One with the FCO. No technical reason why I can't get it, bugs it's really in demand so I really need to be the absolute best I can.

got called a lil dick white boi in kfc

Insane to think that with enough money, you could purchase and own a private, personal aircraft

A massive, intricate, delicate technological machine that you could use to transport yourself across the globe using public/private airports and terminals

I've dated maybe a hundred girls and an interesting, proactive girl is rare as hen's teeth

raspberry jammy dodgers lads

quite good

well yeah you can buy a small single engine plane for not that much

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Post attempting to be deep and insightful ends up being banal, many such cases. Sad!

BASH
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Lads

>i've dated maybe a hundred girls
>rare as hen's teeth

what a stupid gender, this is terrible news bruce

Ice Cream man

just wait until the year 2060 when we have cheap personal drones that fly us around the world that can get us places safer and faster than planes do

>TRASH
fuck off pseudo yank

18.6 billion chickens christ
Only a matter of time before they overpower us

go 'way normies

Mmm bladder is quite full, need to empty

*pisses all over this post*

Shan't be reading that now hah

hahahahaha

probably won't be alive then

who here /depressed at uni/

>10 billion billion
why not just say 10 trillion

>4 quadrillion quadrillion
why not just say 4 quintillion

this post doesn't work here, they like us more than they like you. you might as well be posting with a haitain flag

*puts hand up*
*everyone in the lecturehall turns and stares*
*runs out*

Absolute lads

>Oxford accepts one in six applicants
why are UK unis so easy to get into? I though Oxford was prestigious

Happy and content

because 10 billion billion is more than 10 trillion

and 4 quintillion would be 1000 quadrillions, not 4 quadrillion quadrillians

delete this post mate

>Yanks think anybody likes them

Dead

5500 private jets registered in the US

That is insane

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So how does Brexit (pronounced: Breck-zit) help the general public of the united kingdom?

why

normies belong in the bin

imagine being such yank lapdogs that you celebrate brexit in DC

fucking hell, the absolute state of american education

bregsit

Ah yes, a paki and a chinless manlet.

lotto winner

normals?????