DIGESTED
DIGESTED
Parker Young
Leo Long
>crossing a Strayan river
I think it can be considered as suicide actually.
Aiden Hall
>be Australian
>access to internet limited to a few megabytes
>end up dying of croco-bites
Juan Nelson
It actually is an incredibly stupid thing to do in the Northern Territory and pretty much is suicide.
There's signs fucking everywhere telling you not to.
Jaxon Morgan
>Be Australian
>Go outside
>Get CROCED
Luke King
>taken
Robert Perry
>Be Britbong
>Daughter gets gang raped by pakistanis
>Get arrested for racism for trying to stop them
Angel Bennett
>be Asstralian
>daughter gets raped by Emus
>Try to stop them
>get raped as well
Henry Anderson
How do you get internet in an animal's stomach?
Wyatt Evans
>Be American
>Get shot
>In hospital for 4 days
>Have to sell the house to pay for the treatment
>Get to new rental
>"Finally. I can eat some real food."
>Open can of bread
>Spray it with aerosol cheese
>Open a can of bologna and put that on it
>Put "I can't believe it's not butter" on the top slice of bread