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>crossing a Strayan river

I think it can be considered as suicide actually.

>be Australian
>access to internet limited to a few megabytes
>end up dying of croco-bites

It actually is an incredibly stupid thing to do in the Northern Territory and pretty much is suicide.

There's signs fucking everywhere telling you not to.

>Be Australian
>Go outside
>Get CROCED

>taken

>Be Britbong
>Daughter gets gang raped by pakistanis
>Get arrested for racism for trying to stop them

>be Asstralian
>daughter gets raped by Emus
>Try to stop them
>get raped as well

How do you get internet in an animal's stomach?

>Be American
>Get shot
>In hospital for 4 days
>Have to sell the house to pay for the treatment
>Get to new rental
>"Finally. I can eat some real food."
>Open can of bread
>Spray it with aerosol cheese
>Open a can of bologna and put that on it
>Put "I can't believe it's not butter" on the top slice of bread

Aussie's with the fresh and new banter right here.

wifi

Why are you making fun of the intellectually challenged?

>living in the Northern Territory
He had it coming

It could've been worse

>Be Australian
>Abo's break into my house in the middle of the day
>Pay an extra 10$ to extend my 2 gig per month internet connection
>Attempt to call for help, only takes 10 minutes while Abo's rape my butthole
>Curse under my breath, I forgot its National Sorry Day
>Police come, arrest me for not saying sorry to my friendly neighborhood oppressed aborigines
>Get sent to a fate worse than death: Tasmania
>Die due to stage 4 Skin Cancer, surrounded by inbred drunkards

Fight fight fight fight fight.

the Aussie's let the American have the last word for 10 minutes now. Surely he's typing up the best green text banter the world's ever seen and not bitching out like a soft cock

That was actually pretty good, well done yankeeshit.

bitched out like a soft cock and tried to save face by admitting defeat

Yank won.

I wasn't even bantering with the cunt.

Shit, they actually acknowledged you, Dances with the bogans

Straya thread?

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

YES YES YES YES

Hey ;)

>that feel when you only have a 56 crocobyte crocodial-up connection

>be auscuck
>let chinks rape your daughter
>they buy your house

Actually bretty good

we made it

>Be burger
>cucked by russia
>vote faggot into office
>to pussy to stand up to big bully

>Be Australian
>Go outside
>Get run over

>Be burger
>wake up
>still a hillbilly inbred.

I'll have you know I've only fucked my cousin once!

>be facebook page admin
he does it FOR FREE

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why do pages like this exist
god fucking damnit i hate these people

its actually pretty good. not very cancerous.

Yeah, cause a million doggo wan the fishe is always funny

its become a meme, let it be.

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>Be Australian
>buy a new car and start driving out of the parking lot
>a kangaroo jumps on your hood and kicks your windshield in
>get out of now broken car and accidently fall off a cliff
>your fall is broken by a giant family of scorpions
>get up and jump into the lake
>die to a fucking stingray

topkek

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Why the fuck would you go in the water if there's crocs and shit in it?

>be a stupid cunt
>die

Shocking

>two women made it across the river before realizing the man was missing

What could possibly have kept them so distracted that they couldn't even do a roll call or notice the guy in their group was missing?

>two women made it across the river before realising the man was missing
How do you not notice a man wrestling with a fucking crocodile?