Australia, when will they learn?

>Australia actually declares ‘war’ on cats, plans to kill 2 million by 2020

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It's like they're doing it on purpose

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what the fuck Australia?

wtf i love australia even more now

>I am become death the destroyer of cunts

wild cats have endangered a shitload of native species so they've planned a cull to protect the ecosystem.

Naturally all media has decided to portray it us mean old Australians killing cute domestic kittens for no reason so they can use it for clickbait targeted at retards that think they're animal rights' advocates.

dumb kots

>Australia
>Winning wars against their wild life

Please don't tell me you also eat cats.

I support this
Save native and endemic species aussies, you can do it

please dont tell me you also eat human flesh like chinks

When are you getting rid of the African bees you "accidentally" released?

we don't eat human flesh

also don't talk shit about us behind our backs

That[s different, people aren't cute like cats and dolphins.

sick the Chinese immigrants on them

Go kill some baby seals in Canada.

>people aren't cute like cats and dolphins

Let me guess, virgin ?

Holy fucking tits, aussies could make a fortune importing feral cat meat to chinks
Billions maybe

he roughly 20 million cats in Australia kill roughly 75 million native animals a day.
holy fucking shit

>the emus (birds) current rulers of Australia (conquered in the Emu war) are forcing Australians (Emu's subjects) to kill cats who prey on birds (creatures held dear by Emus who themselves are birds).

Correct

Oy vey another shoah

not at all, it's virgin mentality to think a girl calling you cute in the same sense as her pets is a good thing tho

It's natural selection. Cats are the fittest and the native fauna needs to get gud.

cat faggot incels btfo

>muh ecosystem
kill farmers and envirocucks instead

Why wasn't this done sooner?
Why were cats allowed to come in, spread, breed, be abandoned by their masters?

>muh cats
kill cat-owners and breeders instead

But who will win the war?

no one is more against breeders than animal advocates

Cats.

Look at any other introduced species running rampant over the natives.
Rabbits
Foxes
Cainetoads
Dogs
Cats
Camels
Whites
All thriving and unstoppable. Native animals just can't compete, they've been in isolation too long and can't adapt.

>everything in Australia is trying to kill them
>they retaliate against cats

lol

First the emus, now the cats.
When will Ausfalia stop declaring war on animals?

FACT: AUSSIES ARE THE MOST POWERFUL RACE IN THE WORLD

Yes, that's why they lost against the emus when armed with fucking LMGs.

Respect to Austrailia.

didn't go too well last time

Thats the joke

Am I just drunk or is this fucking hilarious?

>when niggas try and tell me cats are kawaii little fellas that just wanna be cute n shiet

Wild cats left to their own devices will become big cats here I'm calling it now. Soon we'll have lion tier cats chasing roos and emus.

>1900s
>start war with emu's
>emu's kicked our ass
>feels bad man
>2017 rolls around
>take it out on the cats
>fast forward
>mid way 2020
>cats are winning

Is that you in the pic?

cats are apex predators that breed like rabbits

We need variety of species for possible environment crysis to have more chances to save life on planet, does not matter if cats are superior on that territory.

Jesus, this country just becomes more and more meme tier

Australians should have just built a wall


and make the cats pay for it

>Introduce white people to the continent
>They run rampant
>Almost wipe out aboriginals
>Native animals just can't compete
Next thing you know, you're gonna call a crusade on each other

I recall Ted Nugent being all gung-ho about this and I would be inclined to agree. Cat's are perfect killing machines. Seriously in reguards to how much they can fuck up an enviroment they're like right next to boars and xenomorphs.

Didn't they declare war on carps in 2014?How did that end?

Wouldnt it be less shitty to capture, and neuter them?

I mean, I dont care. Kill feral animals that cause issues. but try not to look like savages

Cats have caused the extinction of over 700 of our native species.

Plus we're Australians. We really don't care what the rest of the world thinks.
Just don't come here, we're fucking full.

If you need any help, just ring Canada. We are good at killing animals the rest of the world likes.

Whoever likes cats can die too. Cats are assholes.

not "cats", "feral cats".

Well, it's been settled now.

I've seen ones the size of foxes out bush.

As far as cats are the most popular pets among russians, can they be considered as opressed russian minority?

>Catfags will defend this monstrosity

This is perspective and the man is very short, right? No way a cat becomes 1m+ long

>No way a cat becomes 1m+ long

wherelightmeetsdark.com/index.php?module=wiki&page=EngelGippslandBigCat

Yeah, it seems they can get pretty big. At least around 1m

Good. Cats are cunts and their owners are closeted homos.

a stretched out cat is surprisingly long.

I have a five years old bitch cat and she's like 70cm long fully stretched. That thing in the pic is at least one meter if not more

>japan insults mexico
>american flags triggered
hmmmm

Dinosaurs>Cats
Birds=Dinosaurs
Therefore
Birds>Cats

>war on carps
I looked it up
>the federal Science Minister, Christopher Pyne, who calls himself “the fixer”, said he would crusade against carp and bring on “Carpageddon”
Deputy Prime Minister, Barnaby Joyce, glared at the opposition members and declared our nation was “afflicted” with “disgusting, bottom dwelling, mud-sucking creatures for which the only form of control is a version of herpes”
>in Israel in 1998 a herpes virus appeared where they were farming carp for food
>The CSIRO says, after almost 20 years of research and testing the virus here, they are set to take on the challenge and release it.

>mfw the aussies are using ABC weapons banned in the Ginevra Convention in their wars against the fauna
Process of Canberra when?