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Canada USA Mexico

comfy late night edition

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Should I skip my class tomorrow to watch Trump take the oath?

good edition mexibro

No, go to class like a good goy.

Depends on the class.

bump

>having classes on a Friday

Lmaoing @ ur life

>mfw no classes on fridays

Will there be an assassination tomorrow?

pls keep Trumpchan safe.

I NEED THAT FUCKING TRADE DEAL.

nth for /cum/ is /fa/

Let's get cozy a little early

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>there are people on /cum/ that haven't graduated college yet

who /22/ or older here

>1 class on friday

Only girls who voted for Trump are allowed itt

the fuck are we wearing better get some pussy

fuck yeah lads, i'm gonna have some mad sex this sunday like the other mexibro.
grill just confirmed she's going with me to this qt old town and stay the night with me. I can't fuck this up right?

holla

25 here pal

Who /agatha/ here?

where is that? looks like antigua de guatemala

Awaiting death. Or my thirties.

Unfortunately the thirties will be here first in all likelihood.

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>san cristobal de las casas
>being from chiapas

lmao.

I'm 22 and still in college lmao

Gonna finish up next year after I turn 23

...

>liking jewesess

>Who /agatha/ here?

Sup

She's like an ugly anne frank desu

the fuck is that?

Agatha is definitely overrated

man, do you think a manlet chicano khv like me can get laid in mexico?

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Such a meme I've never beheld.

you better dont, remember to be assertive and dont look too desesperate

You mean Eliza

...

he looks exactly like one of my roomies.

problem is he was a man.

go to las vegas and pay a hooker

Wtf

Who

Did you slam that femboy?

>not nutting in that fine ass

hmm, she's kinda qt in a real life way, but nothing I'd fawn over on the internet

>niggers
What's puzzling you, friend?

disgusting

you have beautiful big mexican women in the US, why come here.

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thats happened to like a dozen basketball players

it's poor, but at least is safer than 90% of the country.
What the other guy replied, comfy, filled with foreigners, expats and indios. qt town
yeah, like any other lad in here, you'll play by the same rules. Just don't go to Guadalajara or Monterrey, too many qts and most of the will ignore you
she's my HS girlfriend, we stopped seeing each other 3 years ago and we've been dating these last 2 weeks.

>"The ability to predict the future,"
>taps finger on whiteboard
>"that's what separates men from animals, like poli-sci."

I've looked it's way too expensive.
I could probably fly to Thailand and fuck a thousand hookers for the same price, but I would rather have my first time not be with a hooker anyways

The "cute girl Sup Forums obsesses over" seems to follow a similar algorithm

>green lipstick

jesus why

male birth control can't come soon enough

>tfw you will never roll over in bed, bathed in soft morning light to see this face looking back at you

>male birth control can't come soon enough

your face seems to work p well desu

oh fugg Guadalajara and Monterrey are like the only two cities i know of

fuck that's really disgusting
I bet she's still gotten laid though, im fucking pathetic

anzu is in my bed right now

I actually have pretty good facial aesthetics. You should make fun of my height instead (5'8'')

I have a roach problem too

I'm gonna beat you up

your height seems to work p well desu

go to a bar or something

>above average for an American man (6'0")
>could probably get more girls than good looking manlet friends because I'm taller than them and still pretty good looking
>tfw no confidence to do so

J A M

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I can't I'm way too boring and ugly, and not rich enough for American golddiggers.

I think that's taki-dust from eating too many takis

my gf

>tfw 8 inches taller than the mexican average
>still a goofus.

There's a match for any ugly ass mongrel in here, but my best bet would be to take some vacations to some european countries and shag some drunk ass sluts.

>8 inches taller than the Mexican average
So you're 5'8"?

how tall is that?

Who /polearms/ here?
>there are actually people who use swords

>archived.moe is STILL down
fuck's sake

stop living in the past

I usually wear fedora and use katanas for personal protection.

6"2 (1.88)

my gf

I prefer the Halberd, although the Naginata is a fine choice as well.

I keep thinking it's Friday for some reason

this mexirunt better have euro heritage or i will kill myself for a being a genetic failure at 5'10"

>there are people out there who genuinely think 5'10" is bad

>he's a wagecuck

What did I do wrong? Why does everything always end up shit for me?

i'm 100% injun, i even know how to speak nahuatl.

someone needs to get the shit end of the stick

>genetic failure
>5'10"
That's significantly taller than 99% of the Mexican "men" I see around here. I once walked down to the corner store and saw a couple Mexican dudes getting some beer. One of them was kind of eyeing me down, I think he was trying to be intimidating or something. It didn't work though because he was 5'4" at the most. I thought it was a little cute tbqh.

How do you say "I sacrifice this white boy to the sun god"?

im 6'1 pal, how does that make you feel

stop obsessing

just bant

you should of kissed him dude

post your favorite regions in my thread pls

> The Socialist Republic of California
the horror
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Je vais sacrifier cet homme blanc au dieu du soleil

how CASTELLANO'D is Nahuatl nowadays?

Some indio languages in Canada nowadays basically just sound like anglophones saying a bunch of random words, kinda like Irish.

It's not fair. I've always been unlucky
I'm depressed

What draws the line between obsession and admiration?

That would have asserted dominance tbqh

Idk why he was trying to show up some white boy that's over half a foot taller than him.

what a nigga gotta do to get he dicc succ d

when you're vocal about it, the effect of both is the same

fuck you lad, i've always felt so fucking tall while being 182cm, where tf do you live?

so they film gangbangs there?

idk dude, i was kidding, i rarely see indians.