Why was the devil in X-Men?

Why was the devil in X-Men?

do they explain mystique is nightcrawler's mom in the new movie and azazel is his dad?

But Bryan Singer is Nightcrawler's dad. At least that's what Singer makes him say when they're in bed together.

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Because a galaxy far far away is actua- you know what? Fuck you.

No, they actually kissed.

So how many actors has Brian "Boy Fucker" Singer banged thus far? Inquiring minds want to know.

KEK

this to be honest

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So nightcrawler wants to fuck his mom?

I'm betting Brandon Routh as well as the guys who play Quicksilver and Nightcrawler have all felt Singer's stinger in their pupiks.

Brian "get 'em cryin' while I put 'em through the wringer" Singer

No.

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I think he's a literal demon mutant in the comics. I remember him being older than the Bible

Brian "the boipussy smasher" Singer

Bryan "culo clinger" Singer

But he didn't direct First Class.

Father
Yes son ?
I want to kill you.
MOTHER !
I want to.....
MWAHYEAAAAAH

He cast it, though.

And the Nightcrawler twink wasn't in First Class.

have Azazel in first class, killed off between it an days of future past, have nightcrawler as a teenager in apocalypse & no acknowledgement of them being related.

have nightcrawler in x-men united & have very vague acknowledgement of them being related.

they'll do the same thing to the new version of juggernaunt & james mcavoy professor x in the next x-men movie that will take place in the '90s guaranteed/