/brit/

hasn't happened yet but she did let out a sneaky one while I was zipping up her dress once

the lounge room?

The wife

This only fuels the erection

So a tranny is going to be on ninja warrior UK tomorrow night

is that really fair against the other girls?

why are you reminding me about this?

IM ON A FUCKING DIET MATE. FFS COULD YOU NOT?

Just like in my chinese cartoons!

>11:30 AM
might give this one a pass.

would rather be a househusband iah

She actually did go to the gym almost everyday

To be fair, i don't boil with salt. I just add seasoning to the sauce etc