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Verisimilitude Edition


The thread for posting in Chinese and discussion about the Chinese speaking world

>Resources for Learning Mandarin:
learnnc.org/lp/pages/6427
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/pronunciation/
resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/grammar/
mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php
gloss.dliflc.edu
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/zhongwen-chinese-english/kkmlkkjojmombglmlpbpapmhcaljjkde

>Resources for learning Cantonese:
guidetocantonese.wordpress.com/start/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/
cantonese.sheik.co.uk/dictionary/
chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cantonese-popup-dictionar/pjnbhojkojmibobcpfgihhnohboldhip

>Smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese):
pleco.com/

aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風

>set strokes straight
yes-chinese.com/tzg/

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biangbiang_noodles#Chinese_character_for_bi.C3.A1ng
youtu.be/md-n5r7fBRQ
chinese.stackexchange.com/questions/170/can-native-chinese-speakers-distinguish-tones-in-songs
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

沙发

好安靜,難道你們都有生活

I vow to become the Master Chink

Is chinese folk medicine effecive?
I remember reading somewhere that it focuses on the symptoms rather than the cause

A part of it works, a part of it is quackery. Not sure which part is which.

The simple stuff works (treating sore throat, stomache ache). Anything beyond that is rubbish.

Figured that much
Folk medicine is really good at treating things like that.

誰使用過Cangjie輸入法?賣用嗎?

實用*

>誰
>嗎
Better drop the 嗎 or rephrase.

這不是一個句子,不用了。

那就當我沒說吧..

對了,你使用哪個輸入法?

How does Russia view China btw?

In the west, we often paint them as rivals.

我使用漢語拼音, 這麼pleb

I remember a soviet era joke.
It went somewhat like this
>War breaks out between the USSR and China
>The USSR us low on equipment so just every third man gets a gun
>Shasha is told to pick up a broom and pretend it's a gun
>He goes to the battlefield and points it at a chinese slowly walking towards him
>He shouts BANG
>Chinese keeps moving
>BANG he says agan
>Why won't you die, Sasha asks
>Can't you see I'm a fucking tank says the Chinese

>>Can't you see I'm a fucking tank says the Chinese
would you retell this in hungarian please

>Nem látod hogy tank vagyok bazmeg

Sorry if the translation is a but bad.
I made it hastily

beggars mustn't be choosers
and “Kínai srác mondani”?

>“Kínai srác mondani”
The funny thing is that what you just typed could be interpreted in a thousand ways.
But I guess you wanted to type something similar to "子曰" from the annalects (Or I'm just seeing too much into this)
In that case it would be "(Egy) kínai srác mondta:". Whithout "egy" it sounds kind of broken but it's still understandable.

Met a bunch of 台湾人 at a bar, going to have hotpot with them this weekend

...

你在哪裡跟他們認識了?

Ah yes, Chinese """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""medicine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

OH GOD, FUCK THIS ADVICE. GO CHOKE ON THIS FUCKING WATER

I don't get what you are mad at.
The warm part is weird,but water is great for headaches.

It's the chinks cure for everything.

>Mom, I just got the results from the doctor - I have terminal cancer.
>Honey, just drink some warm water.

Guangzhou

This. Dehydration is a common cause of headaches (same cause for hangovers). Sounds like good advice to me.

It's that they suggest it on any occasion
- I HAVE AIDS
-DRINK MORE WATER

better than "wow your chinese is so sugoi your tones are perfect"

sugoi is japanese lol you baka (japanese for stupid)

I recommend it for a lot of things.
It's excellent

Acupuncture is supposed to work, everything else is sketchy

Nothing wrong with encouraging people to drink water, what makes me roll my eyes is when Chinese admonish me for drinking cold water cause "cold water is bad for healthy"

shit you mean of been learning the wrong language this whole time

しまったなーどうしよ

谁也相信川普会让美国再次伟大?

他也会保护最好的中华

不信
川普的美国是一个恶劣的美国

for stomach gas and discomfort it is good

for serious disease it is pointless and only remedial like all folk medicine

The best Chinese medicine is still getting sucked off by a QT Chinky girl.

bump lol

Please us a hotter girl to bump next time

no

bump desu

Fucking amateurs, THIS is a hottie

i need interesting words give me your favorite words

The word biáng

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biangbiang_noodles#Chinese_character_for_bi.C3.A1ng

憂鬱

What is this disgusting Japanese shit?

weeb detected

Hell no, it's in the HSK6 word list, (in simplified it's 忧郁)

I know it I just assumed the reason anyone would have it as a favorite is because of Haruhi.

Turns out your the weeb

Which one's YOUR favorite?

youtu.be/md-n5r7fBRQ

what an annoying voice

my exact thought

That's how Taiwanese girls are

kek why'd he delete the link

Janny banned me for posting feet in another thread

Learned your lesson?

When did you guys start learning Mandarin? How far along are you now in terms of understanding the language?

refer to the one in the middle

birth
native

JANNIES TAKE HIM AWAY

Also 1>3>2

>1>3>2

1 is a literal monkey face, what's your problem
bet you're that Gulifaggot and just want to trigger me because you know Nono is the best and don't want to agree with me on that

Taiwan was a mistake.

...

Kiki is a literal 10/10

Nono is only 8/10

almost 6 months ago
can't talk worth shit yet but i'm doing okay

3>2>1

Kiki looks like a monkey and has bunions

Nono is keai and has QT lil toes

>poop marks on thighs

About a year and a few months ago
I managed to pass HSK 3 and HSKK Basic, but I feel like that was complete luck

Can't stop the TAIWANESE WAVE.

Lil brown guy was really proud of this authentic Taiwanese cup sealing machine.
Didn't try a 珍奶 tho and went for a mango smoothie.

Any tips for getting the tones right?

practice

practice

FYI even if you get the tones wrong, they'll usually understand you through context.

My experience has been the exact opposite.

If even a single tone is wrong they'll look at me like I'm crazy. I've dated girls that insisted they don't understand what I'm saying and when I type it for them they laugh and say "oooooh you mean...." repeating exactly what the fuck I just said.

It's infuriating sometimes.

Are they fucking with you?

For example, tones are mostly lost when singing, yet people still understand what you're singing

chinese.stackexchange.com/questions/170/can-native-chinese-speakers-distinguish-tones-in-songs

I don't know. The other day I was buying groceries and I asked the lady for a 袋子 dai4zi and she just stared at me. It took her a few seconds to realize what I was saying and then she repeated it like "ahhhh daizaaaaa" or some shit.

Situations like that make me question why the fuck I'm learning this language.

Maybe sing it next time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>why the fuck I'm learning this language
Because you want a qt chink girlfriend

I've already fucked ~15 girls since I came here 5 months ago.

And how many did you fuck before going? Also, where in China are you and why? Studies?

>3 per month
sad!

I fucked a few girls when I lived in Korea. None in the US. White girls are gross.

I could have easily doubled that number. I just don't want to put that much time and effort into fucking new girls all the time. I have a few I keep on rotation now including a rich one that buys me shit all the time.

I work in Beijing.

>virgin gets his first taste of pussy

enjoy it while it lasts lol
sexpats were a mistake

There's no reason to be upset.

>I work in Beijing.
How do you feel about it? Do you like working there?

Beijing is boring and the pollution sucks. I'll be looking for work in a different city soon.

>Tfw I lived in China for two years and only fucked three girls in that timespan

Maybe I should just kill myself.

Haha were you in a big city? You might not have been here when Tantan (Chinese Tinder) was a thing. It's incredibly easy here.

My buddy just went to a third tier city and said he matched almost every girl he swiped on Tantan. I'm lucky if I get one or two matches a day in Beijing. I think those smaller cities are even easier if you're white.

Over 6 years ago.

I'm fairly fluent and could probably pass HSK5, maybe HSK6.

It's been a few months since I came home from China though. I'm still reading Chinese daily on WeChat and Weibo, but my listening and speaking ability has probably deteriorated.